Originally Posted by mcg3:
“Aren't they both the same thing.
”
“Aren't they both the same thing.
”
Indeed they are !
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)
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Originally Posted by twassington:
“You lot wouldn't know sexy if it was sitting on top of you!!
”
“You lot wouldn't know sexy if it was sitting on top of you!!
”
Well if it was you sitting on top, it would be anything but sexy.
Originally Posted by mcg3:
“ Well if it was you sitting on top, it would be anything but sexy. ”
“
Well if it was you sitting on top, it would be anything but sexy. ”
that also includes Martin
Phew ! Not long been in. What a pleasant day, I have been out in my shorts, shirt undone, cool shades 
and a golden tan. Could hardly move for admiring glances.
and a golden tan. Could hardly move for admiring glances.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Phew ! Not long been in. What a pleasant day, I have been out in my shorts, shirt undone, cool shades and a golden tan. Could hardly move for admiring glances.”
“Phew ! Not long been in. What a pleasant day, I have been out in my shorts, shirt undone, cool shades
and a golden tan. Could hardly move for admiring glances.”
Conjures up an image of Stiff Richard.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“ I have been out without in my shorts on Could hardly move for admiring glances.”
“ I have been out without in my shorts on Could hardly move for admiring glances.”
Must have been your maggot. that they were all looking at & larfffffing at !
Originally Posted by mcg3:
“Conjures up an image of Stiff Richard.”
“Conjures up an image of Stiff Richard.”
*shudders with horror*
Even less sexy than Martin if such a thing could be conceived!
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“
Must have been your maggot. that they were all looking at & larfffffing at !”
“
Must have been your maggot. that they were all looking at & larfffffing at !
”
They'd need binoculars
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*shudders with horror* Even less sexy than Martin if such a thing could be conceived!”
“*shudders with horror*
Even less sexy than Martin if such a thing could be conceived!”
You are jealous. I have heard from a reliable source that your bedroom wall is plastered with pictures of Sir Cliff
Quote:
“They'd need binoculars”
“They'd need binoculars
”
To see if there are any maggots ??? (There are none).
Can't stop ... must go now, it is about time I put in a personal appearance as the fans will be wetting their knickers in anticipation
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“You are jealous. I have heard from a reliable source that your bedroom wall is plastered with pictures of Sir Cliff
To see if there are any maggots ??? (There are none).
Can't stop ... must go now, it is about time I put in a personal appearance as the fans will be wetting their knickers in anticipation”
“You are jealous. I have heard from a reliable source that your bedroom wall is plastered with pictures of Sir Cliff
To see if there are any maggots ??? (There are none).
Can't stop ... must go now, it is about time I put in a personal appearance as the fans will be wetting their knickers in anticipation
”
Tell your OAP fans to try Tena pads, Iv'e been told they're the business for people that pee themselves.
Martin has plenty of tena pads of his own he can lend them. They might have to wear them t'other way round
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Martin has plenty of tena pads of his own he can lend them. They might have to wear them t'other way round”
“Martin has plenty of tena pads of his own he can lend them. They might have to wear them t'other way round
”
Just to confirm that your bulk delivery of the above will be between 12pm - 2pm tomorrow. Please make sure you are in.
BTW I presume you got them cheaper by buying 'once-only-used'
How dare you unsexy imPOSTers [see wot I did there chins] disturb my uninterrupted sexiness!! 
I'd had DAYS of peace without your nonsense, dammit!!!
I'd had DAYS of peace without your nonsense, dammit!!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“How dare you unsexy imPOSTers [see wot I did there chins] disturb my uninterrupted sexiness!! I'd had DAYS of peace without your nonsense, dammit!!!”
“How dare you unsexy imPOSTers [see wot I did there chins] disturb my uninterrupted sexiness!!
I'd had DAYS of peace without your nonsense, dammit!!!”
Just remember you are only looking after the role, while I go about spreading my sexiness to people far and wide
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Just remember you are only looking after the role, while I go about spreading my sexiness to people far and wide”
“Just remember you are only looking after the role, while I go about spreading my sexiness to people far and wide
”
Only in your extremely small and VERY unsexy old mind
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Only in your extremely small and VERY unsexy old mind”
“Only in your extremely small and VERY unsexy old mind
”
My mind (and brain) expands everyday. It grows with my sexiness
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“My mind (and brain) expands everyday. It grows with my sexiness”
“My mind (and brain) expands everyday. It grows with my sexiness
”
I think it's far more likely that along with all your other equipment, it's shrivelling daily and is the size of your "sexiness". As in, minute
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I think it's far more likely that along with all your other equipment, it's shrivelling daily and is the size of your "sexiness". As in, minute”
“I think it's far more likely that along with all your other equipment, it's shrivelling daily and is the size of your "sexiness". As in, minute
”
You would have no complaints with my equipment
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“You would have no complaints with my equipment ”
“You would have no complaints with my equipment
”
Listen sunshine, I've seen a few corkers in my time, so your weedy scrap can take a hike
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Listen sunshine, I've seen a few corkers in my time, so your weedy scrap can take a hike”
“Listen sunshine, I've seen a few corkers in my time, so your weedy scrap can take a hike
”
My final comment, is 'seeing is believing' - ask the line up of women outside my door
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