Now look what your total lack of sexiness has done, Martin! It's gone and broken DS! 
It looks like something out of 1993!
It looks like something out of 1993!
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)
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Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“My final comment, is 'seeing is believing' - ask the line up of women outside my door
”
“My final comment, is 'seeing is believing' - ask the line up of women outside my door
”
theres not one under 75 ..........
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“theres not one under 75 ..........”
“theres not one under 75 ..........
”
And they've all got white sticks!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Now look what your total lack of sexiness has done, Martin! It's gone and broken DS! It looks like something out of 1993!”
“Now look what your total lack of sexiness has done, Martin! It's gone and broken DS!
It looks like something out of 1993!”
I thought it was my computer !
It seems to have sorted itself on some threads but not others
Anyway, I am off to give my sexiness to the people of Barnet Hospital. (lucky people
)
Originally Posted by twassington:
“And they've all got white sticks!!”
“And they've all got white sticks!!
”
It is my sexiness that is too much for their eyes. It will get better when I am out of their vision.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“It is my sexiness that is too much for their eyes. It will get better when I am out of their vision.”
“It is my sexiness that is too much for their eyes. It will get better when I am out of their vision.”
EVERYTHING gets better when you are out of vision
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“It is my sexiness that is too much for their eyes. It will get better when I am out of their vision.”
“It is my sexiness that is too much for their eyes. It will get better when I am out of their vision.”
Originally Posted by twassington:
“EVERYTHING gets better when you are out of vision”
“EVERYTHING gets better when you are out of vision
”
...stop all this bickering you too - you know who's the sexiest of them all.
Originally Posted by deans6571:
“...stop all this bickering you too - you know who's the sexiest of them all.
”
“...stop all this bickering you too - you know who's the sexiest of them all.
”
Myself, obvs!!
Originally Posted by deans6571:
“...but less sexy than me.
”
“...but less sexy than me.
”
Sorry, that does not compute. You will have to be exterminated
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Sorry, that does not compute. You will have to be exterminated”
“Sorry, that does not compute. You will have to be exterminated
”
.....EXTERMINATE.EXTERMINATE.
*daleksmiley*
Oh do stop bickering. You know I am supreme, the one and only sexy being.
Tomorrow the lucky people of Portsmouth will have a chance to gaze upon my sexiness. Please form an orderly queue from The Hard
Tomorrow the lucky people of Portsmouth will have a chance to gaze upon my sexiness. Please form an orderly queue from The Hard
Originally Posted by deans6571:
“...its time for SEXY TIME.
”
“...its time for SEXY TIME.
”
This is a family forum! Do that in your own time. And take your crumpled magazines with you
*ignores Martin cos he's too unsexy to bother about*
*A cork traveling at huge speed in the direction of twassock's bonce, hits it and knocks her out cold*
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Oh do stop bickering. You know I am supreme, the one and only”
“Oh do stop bickering. You know I am supreme, the one and only”
DJ Martin ?
......... most unsexy if you ask me !!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I look extraordinarily sexy when unconscious I'll have you know”
“I look extraordinarily sexy when unconscious I'll have you know
”
is that after a drink wiv potty, yer talking about ?
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“DJ Martin ?......... most unsexy if you ask me !!”
“DJ Martin ?
......... most unsexy if you ask me !!”
He's probably one of the least sexy people on earth!!
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