I didn't come from anywhere. I was created this sexy...
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)
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Originally Posted by Tasty Delight:
“I didn't come from anywhere. I was created this sexy...”
“I didn't come from anywhere. I was created this sexy...”
Never mind, there's always plastic surgery
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Twass I think we have at last found someone less sexy than you”
“Twass I think we have at last found someone less sexy than you
”
You're just jealous of me...
Originally Posted by Tasty Delight:
“You're just jealous of me...”
“You're just jealous of me...”
Twass maybe. But certainly not me
Phew, what a night. Only just got home. I had to tear myself away from all those women. I will sleep well, they have almost exhausted me completely
Originally Posted by Tasty Delight:
“Have you ever been here before? You sure as hell aren't sexy enough”
“Have you ever been here before? You sure as hell aren't sexy enough
”
Oh, I've been here before. Now I'm back to reclaim my title
[/quote]meh..
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Phew, what a night. Only just got home. I had to tear myself away from all those women. I will sleep well, they have almost exhausted me completely”
“Phew, what a night. Only just got home. I had to tear myself away from all those women. I will sleep well, they have almost exhausted me completely
”
Nurses at the old folks home trying to give you your enema again Martin?
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Oh, I've been here before. Now I'm back to reclaim my title”
“Oh, I've been here before. Now I'm back to reclaim my title
”
I see Dr Frankenstein's work hasn't improved much,
Originally Posted by mcg3:
“I see Dr Frankenstein's work hasn't improved much,”
“I see Dr Frankenstein's work hasn't improved much,
”
you can say that again Mrs Franky
Attention please.
Just thought I would update you all, in case by any chance you have forgotten. I am still the sexiest, and will always be.
I thank you for your attention.
Just thought I would update you all, in case by any chance you have forgotten. I am still the sexiest, and will always be.
I thank you for your attention.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“ for your attention.”
“ for your attention.”
Thanks for the heads up Martin, your leaving this thread along with that other auld duffer Twass
Dont let the door hit yer arse on the way out fella !
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Thanks for the heads up Martin, your leaving this thread along with that other auld duffer Twass
Dont let the door hit yer arse on the way out fella !”
“Thanks for the heads up Martin, your leaving this thread along with that other auld duffer Twass
Dont let the door hit yer arse on the way out fella !
”
I didn't realise Twass was going. Oh, goodbye, bon voyage. Are you going into a 'retirement home' ?
I am staying put. I am far too sexy not to be around
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I didn't realise Twass was going. Oh, goodbye, bon voyage. Are you going into a 'retirement home' ?
I am staying put. :”
“I didn't realise Twass was going. Oh, goodbye, bon voyage. Are you going into a 'retirement home' ?
I am staying put. :”
Shes going to france to get the sun on her back, you should try it
That a pity
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Shes going to france to get the sun on her back, you should try it ”
“Shes going to france to get the sun on her back, you should try it ”
Are you sure the French will let her in? The French are renown for sexy people, and she ain't one of them
BTW I expect it will probably be more of a rust tan than sun
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Are you sure the French will let her in? The French are renown for sexy people, and she ain't one of them
BTW I expect it will probably be more of a rust tan than sun”
“Are you sure the French will let her in? The French are renown for sexy people, and she ain't one of them
BTW I expect it will probably be more of a rust tan than sun
”
I always thought it was a pound bottles of aldi tanning cream, myself that gave her the tan, It doesn't help when she has skin like a rhinos rump !
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“I always thought it was a pound bottles of aldi tanning cream, myself that gave her the tan, It doesn't help when she has skin like a rhinos rump !”
“I always thought it was a pound bottles of aldi tanning cream, myself that gave her the tan, It doesn't help when she has skin like a rhinos rump !
”
You know her very well then
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“*Poses sexily*”
“*Poses sexily*
”
Scruffy jacket. Unbuttoned shirt, no tie. Scruffy shoes. Beard that looks like a birds' nest. I am sure I have seen you somewhere recently - and that is definitely not sexy.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Scruffy jacket. Unbuttoned shirt, no tie. Scruffy shoes. Beard that looks like a birds' nest. I am sure I have seen you somewhere recently - and that is definitely not sexy.”
“Scruffy jacket. Unbuttoned shirt, no tie. Scruffy shoes. Beard that looks like a birds' nest. I am sure I have seen you somewhere recently - and that is definitely not sexy.
”
Jeremy Corbyn is very sexy actually!
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