Originally Posted by MartinRosen: “Phew, what a night. Only just got home. I had to tear myself away from all those women. I will sleep well, they have almost exhausted me completely ”
Nurses at the old folks home trying to give you your enema again Martin?
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper: “I always thought it was a pound bottles of aldi tanning cream, myself that gave her the tan, It doesn't help when she has skin like a rhinos rump ! ”
Scruffy jacket. Unbuttoned shirt, no tie. Scruffy shoes. Beard that looks like a birds' nest. I am sure I have seen you somewhere recently - and that is definitely not sexy.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen: “Scruffy jacket. Unbuttoned shirt, no tie. Scruffy shoes. Beard that looks like a birds' nest. I am sure I have seen you somewhere recently - and that is definitely not sexy. ”