Originally Posted by twassington:
“Jeremy Corbyn is very sexy actually!”
“Jeremy Corbyn is very sexy actually!”
Each to their own! Mr C is not even in the same league as me for sexiness. He is way down near the bottom with Chin
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)
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Each to their own! Mr C is not even in the same league as me for sexiness. He is way down near the bottom with Chin
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Only in your opinion
”
“Only in your opinion
”
And my opinion counts. I know what is sexy and not
BTW Aren't you supposed to be topping up your rust tan in France?
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“And my opinion counts. I know what is sexy and not
BTW Aren't you supposed to be topping up your rust tan in France?”
“And my opinion counts. I know what is sexy and not
BTW Aren't you supposed to be topping up your rust tan in France?
”
I am fabulously bronzed, glowing with sexiness and BACK to remove all you crusty old gits from my thread!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I am fabulously bronzed, glowing with sexiness and BACK to remove all you crusty old gits from my thread!”
“I am fabulously bronzed, glowing with sexiness and BACK to remove all you crusty old gits from my thread!
”
Is it an all-over tan ?
Did the sun get in between the wrinkles?
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Is it an all-over tan ? Did the sun get in between the wrinkles? ”
“Is it an all-over tan ?
Did the sun get in between the wrinkles? ”
What wrinkles?? I'm as smooth as a nectarine!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“What wrinkles?? I'm as smooth as a nectarine!”
“What wrinkles?? I'm as smooth as a nectarine!
”
More like a pomegranate
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Eau de toilet”
“Eau de toilet
”
Sour grapes are never sexy. Just accept the fact I outsexy you at every level
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Sour grapes are never sexy. Just accept the fact I outsexy you at every level”
“Sour grapes are never sexy. Just accept the fact I outsexy you at every level
”
Is that what your perfume smells of?
Notice nobody else is coming on here - that is because in your absence everybody else realised that I am the most sexy person.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Is that what your perfume smells of?
Notice nobody else is coming on here - that is because in your absence everybody else realised that I am the most sexy person.”
“Is that what your perfume smells of?
Notice nobody else is coming on here - that is because in your absence everybody else realised that I am the most sexy person.”
Which suggests I am sexier than you. Finally you admit it! It took long enough
Originally Posted by twassington:
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Which suggests I am sexier than you. Finally you admit it! It took long enough”
“[/b]
Which suggests I am sexier than you. Finally you admit it! It took long enough
”
I, meaning me, is the most sexiest person.
Two sexy facts about me.
1. My penis is about the same length as two Argos pens.
2. I am now banned from Argos.
1. My penis is about the same length as two Argos pens.
2. I am now banned from Argos.
"Hello Sir, Welcome to Nut World"
"Hi, Can I have two big hairy nuts?"
"Get out Sir, get out of Nut World!"
"Hi, Can I have two big hairy nuts?"
"Get out Sir, get out of Nut World!"
My pet pig quite likes mint imperials, so quite often I give her one.
And then I give her a mint imperial.
And then I give her a mint imperial.
Originally Posted by eugenespeed:
“My pet pig quite likes mint imperials, so quite often I give her one.
And then I give her a mint imperial.”
“My pet pig quite likes mint imperials, so quite often I give her one.
And then I give her a mint imperial.”
Sounds like you have been reading too many stories. I would stick to the 'Secret Seven' if I were you. They are not sexy either !
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