Originally Posted by chinchin:
“[/quote=mcg3;79787798I'm a little teapot!
”
“[/quote=mcg3;79787798I'm a little teapot!
”
Oh dear![/quote] You unsexy git.
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)
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Originally Posted by mcg3:
“Pot and Kettle
”
“Pot and Kettle
”
Are you making tea? Nice and strong, not too much milk and no sugar. Thanks
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Are you making tea? Nice and strong, not too much milk and no sugar. Thanks”
“Are you making tea? Nice and strong, not too much milk and no sugar. Thanks
”
With a little drop of cyanide.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*slinks in wearing black silk and lace negligee, high heeled slippers and Chanel No 5*
”
“*slinks in wearing black silk and lace negligee, high heeled slippers and Chanel No 5*
”
Don't think anybody is bothered about the has-been in the corner
As I was saying ... I am of the most sexy person in the entire universe - even more sexy than a Dalek
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Don't think anybody is bothered about the has-been in the corner
As I was saying ... I am of the most sexy person in the entire universe - even more sexy than a Dalek”
“Don't think anybody is bothered about the has-been in the corner
As I was saying ... I am of the most sexy person in the entire universe - even more sexy than a Dalek
”
Daleks are possibly the least sexy creatures in the Universe
they can't even climb stairs FFS
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Daleks are possibly the least sexy creatures in the Universe they can't even climb stairs FFS ”
“Daleks are possibly the least sexy creatures in the Universe
they can't even climb stairs FFS ”
They levitate. Doh.
Not only are you un-sexy, you're stooooopid too.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Daleks are possibly the least sexy creatures in the Universe”
“Daleks are possibly the least sexy creatures in the Universe
”
In your opinion
But at least you agree I am more sexy than a dalek
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“In your opinion But at least you agree I am more sexy than a dalek ”
“In your opinion
But at least you agree I am more sexy than a dalek ”
Only very marginally
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Only very marginally”
“Only very marginally
”
Depends if you get your rocks off on pepper pots
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Depends if you get your rocks off on pepper pots ”
“Depends if you get your rocks off on pepper pots
”
I prefer a grinder myself
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Bump and grind”
“Bump and grind
”
The mere suggestion of YOU bumping and grinding is so appallingly unsexy I'm surprised there's not been a mass exodus from the London Borough of Barnet
Originally Posted by twassington:
“The mere suggestion of YOU bumping and grinding is so appallingly unsexy I'm surprised there's not been a mass exodus from the London Borough of Barnet”
“The mere suggestion of YOU bumping and grinding is so appallingly unsexy I'm surprised there's not been a mass exodus from the London Borough of Barnet
”
Hey, they would be queuing up
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Hey, they would be queuing up”
“Hey, they would be queuing up
”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx2V-D-Xdq8
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Two old biddies laughing at the very thought that you are sexy”
“Two old biddies laughing at the very thought that you are sexy
”
They were laughing at the thought of your delusions about them queuing up
And who can blame them?
Originally Posted by twassington:
“They were laughing at the thought of your delusions about them queuing up”
“They were laughing at the thought of your delusions about them queuing up
”
It isn't them queing up - it is nice young shapely blondes !
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