*Picks up speed*

Respects Chin Chin's choice and personal space. Does not follow.

Druggies are never sexy

*checks your profile pic* Hmm, a little bit sexy, but nowhere near as sexy as me. However you are far sexier than Twass that often frequents this thread like an old dog

Don't worry about Chin. He wouldn't be interested in you, even if you were sexier

I turn my back for FIVE MINUTES....{ok, six days or thereabouts] and you are MALIGNING my fabulousness AGAIN It isn't sexy at all to diss posters who are eminently WAY more sexy than you could ever be in about ten million lifetimes. So cease, forthwith and immediately, you wrinkly old wassock.

As usual winge, winge, winge. You may think yourself sexy, but you know you are not

The entire known universe think's I'M sexy.

Which universe is that? Certainly not this one

That's because you live on a parallel universe in which you ridiculously think you are sexy

*Preens sexily*

I wouldn't put your beak up there if I were you. Most insanitary

just popped in to be sexy for a while

hugs and kisses to all xx

I had to let the dog out now he won't settle.

plus I forgot how much more mobile he is now and when I let him he went across the floor and he's muddy.

not feeling very sexy right now.

Cor, hello welshmam! We don't see you often. But then the welsh aren't very sexy, let's face it.....

Trust me Labh, even at your least sexy you'd be sexier than Martin

Awh thank you! xx

Hello welshmam. Lovely to see you posting again.

Is wearing slinky black number!


Number 4...in case your curious.

Looks more like a not very sexy seven to me

Despises you for life.

Don't worry Labh, she lives in her own fantasy world. Just look at her profile pic and you will see what I mean Others aim to be sexier than me, but nobody has been able to achieve it.

One thing I would agree with Twass about, is that the Welsh are not sexy. What is the connection with the Welsh and London Zoo? You have to pay to go in - I know what I would choose

You know perfectly well that in my profile pic I am wielding an axe with which to chop off Whiff Pilchard's ugly head. There could be no more sexy act ever in the history of ridding Britain of wrinkly old perverts.

OOh fierce shade.

Yeah? I'm clever as the devil and a thousand times as pretty!

Considering the devil looks like the arse end of a No 9 Bus and his complexion is the same colour, that ain't saying much

If she is 1000 times more pretty than you - I fear for anybody that is unfortunae to set eyes on you

I am a ****ing supermodel...no lie... you could still look pretty hot to be fair