ooh sexy has not visited this town....we need some barry white stat!
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)
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Originally Posted by twassington:
“Oh dear god .................................
”
“Oh dear god .................................
”
my mind is a really weird place...don't mind the hamsters they're more scared of you then you are of them!
*SQUEAK SQUEAK SAVE US TWASSINGTON SAAVE US SQUEAK*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I'm feeding those hamsters
*pours hamster food in Labs ears*”
“I'm feeding those hamsters
*pours hamster food in Labs ears*”
LOL That was actually a joke of mine for years... Quote-*the human mind is the greatest calculator*
Lab-Quote-* My mind has a hamster with an abacus but he is AAALLL heart dammit!*
Originally Posted by Missli:
“I'm back!!!”
“I'm back!!!
”
Originally Posted by mcg3:
“Yes we noticed.”
“Yes we noticed.
”
I've been busy training fuglies to be sexy
Now all bow down at my feet
Originally Posted by Missli:
“
Now all bow down at my feet”
“
Now all bow down at my feet
”
Unfortunately for you, your feet are the only sexy part of you.
Use them to good use and walk out of this thread.
Originally Posted by mcg3:
“Unfortunately for you, your feet are the only sexy part of you.
Use them to good use and walk out of this thread.”
“Unfortunately for you, your feet are the only sexy part of you.
Use them to good use and walk out of this thread.
”
& dont let the door hit yer arse on the way out like they 2 duffers, Twass'n'Martin !!
Originally Posted by mcg3:
“Unfortunately for you, your feet are the only sexy part of you.
Use them to good use and walk out of this thread.”
“Unfortunately for you, your feet are the only sexy part of you.
Use them to good use and walk out of this thread.
”
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“& dont let the door hit yer arse on the way out like they 2 duffers, Twass'n'Martin !!”
“& dont let the door hit yer arse on the way out like they 2 duffers, Twass'n'Martin !!
”
After you
I have been busy spreading sexiness around Burnt Oak, Edgware, Hendon, Colindale, Waterloo today, and going to East Finchley this evening for them to enjoy gazing at me.
Did you know LabhaoiseNiMhao that if you take the numbers that are your age, and reverse them, then that is Twass' age What a coincidence, you couldn't make it up
What a coincidence, you couldn't make it up
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Did you know LabhaoiseNiMhao that if you take the numbers that are your age, and reverse them, then that is Twass' age What a coincidence, you couldn't make it up ”
“Did you know LabhaoiseNiMhao that if you take the numbers that are your age, and reverse them, then that is Twass' age
What a coincidence, you couldn't make it up ”
Your nose is growing, Martin. Nothing so unsexy as a whopping conk
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Your nose is growing, Martin. Nothing so unsexy as a whopping conk”
“Your nose is growing, Martin. Nothing so unsexy as a whopping conk
”
But you note LabhaoiseNiMhao, she hasn't denied it
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“But you note LabhaoiseNiMhao, she hasn't denied it”
“But you note LabhaoiseNiMhao, she hasn't denied it
”
You do know that Pinocchio's nose grows when he LIES, don't you Martin?? Obviously you're a big porky pie-er!
Had lab been 79 years old if reversed it would be nearly as old as you
Originally Posted by mcg3:
“Ugly ladies before gorgeous men.”
“Ugly ladies before gorgeous men.
”
You must be looking in a trick mirror!
Age before beauty
Originally Posted by twassington:
“You do know that Pinocchio's nose grows when he LIES, don't you Martin?? Obviously you're a big porky pie-er! ”
“You do know that Pinocchio's nose grows when he LIES, don't you Martin?? Obviously you're a big porky pie-er!
”
It is not my nose that is growing .. and it is nothing to do with lies either
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“It is not my nose that is growing .. and it is nothing to do with lies either ”
“It is not my nose that is growing .. and it is nothing to do with lies either
”
Even by your unsexy standards that is the least sexy thing you've EVER said in here
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Even by your unsexy standards that is the least sexy thing you've EVER said in here”
“Even by your unsexy standards that is the least sexy thing you've EVER said in here
”
If you saw what was growing then you would hardly think it is unsexy
Anyway, off to spread my sexiness to the good people of East Finchley.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“If you saw what was growing then you would hardly think it is unsexy
Anyway, off to spread my sexiness to the good people of East Finchley.”
“If you saw what was growing then you would hardly think it is unsexy
Anyway, off to spread my sexiness to the good people of East Finchley.”
They have my deepest sympathies
Originally Posted by twassington:
“They have my deepest sympathies”
“They have my deepest sympathies
”
is that him going back tae your roots then ?
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