Originally Posted by twassington:
“I have the assets alright, but I use mine in a far more sexy manner
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“I have the assets alright, but I use mine in a far more sexy manner

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Plonk them here \__/ so we can check if they are sexy

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And a very unsexy Christmas to you all from me....I will obviously be having the sexiest Christmas ever!
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It is a Christmas they won't forget
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