It has been rather quiet here for sometime. I hope you haven't forgotten how sexy I am. Just in case you are in doubt, for the first time this year .... the shorts are on

I still got it going on...

I had forgotten how entertaining this thread was. Read previous page and was laughing out loud! I will catch up on the other pages later. Keep up the great posts!

Entertaining? This is a serious thread about how sexy I am and the delusions of various other nonsensical people

I was wondering when you were going to lift your unsexy head.

QofSheba, you will note that Twass still lives in a delusional world. However she is out of harms way and AFAIK doesn't frighten the horses

QoS knows me very well Martin and was a neighbour of mine when I lived in London.....so she knows that I'm the sexiest beast in the Northern Hemisphere

meh..

She probably is sexier than you (who isn't?!), and therefore you had to move away because you couldn't stand the competition

That truly is hilarious!!

She's a million times sexier than you, naturally

meh.. meh.. meh.. meh..meh.. meh..

Lost yer falsers again, chins old fruit??

Oh I need some of these

pfft.

Have you silent farted again you un-sexy ogre.

You tell him mcg

Right I'm back, so all of yous beat it or I'll beat you all with the ugly stick which I'm sure won't be the first time you've been acquainted with it

Ugly stick? Never heard of it. I bet Martin has though

Putrid and slack brained. Charmed I'm sure

You're all equally as woeful in comparison to me. I'm as pretty as a picture.

You have obviously forgotten. You sold it to me, as it had fulfilled its purpose as far as you were concerned. Normally I would want my money back as it doesn't work anymore - I think you must have worn it out. However, I will let you off this once

Dear me, your memory! That was my old dildo that I got you to give me £500 for, because I told you it would make Mrs Rosen happy again