I'm still regularly a mum taxi Laters unsexy Wolf!

You mean you bought them off another person there I hope they fit and don't fall out when you try and bite me

I think the staff might have missed your evening dose Martin....you're not really with it, are you?

Now off to bed with you, Matron will be delivering your Horlicks shortly

Fixed it for you unsexy one.

I think Martin would prefer the Horlicks actually.

Oh dear Truly a mother's job is never done

Aint that the truth

Well this 'revival' didn't last long. Obviously even you Wolfie, finally realised what everybody else did some time ago that I am 'Mr Sexy'.

The only person thinking that is you....Mrs Rosen has confirmed this.

Every time I enter this thread, I leave being the sexiest of you all!

But you are under a misapprehension if you think that.

Good plan. You were never going anywhere with it

Wales would be a good place, for a start !

Oh look, i'm still by far the sexiest person in this thread.

Oh no you're not
How can anybody from Wales even consider they are sexy

Probably the same way you look in a mirror and think you are, Martin

You cant even look in a mirror twass, they smash into smithereens such is your ugliness.

Nonsense!

Mirror, mirror on the table
Show me quick as you are able
Always correct, never a glitch
Twassington is a sexy b*tch

So true.

Post altering is not sexy Just like you!

I know I am Martin

I know I am the sexiest

Good night everyone ......... if you are reading this in the very early hours of Tuesday then you have missed out, as I believe beauty sleep should start before midnight. (I, of course, do not require any extra dose of it).

I see the subtleties of punctuation are lost on you as well as any appreciation of sexiness!

There ain't nuffink wrong with my punctuation. I certainly haven't seen any sexiness to appreciate

Oh please! Y'all need to face the fact that I'm the sexist!!

Hahahaha!! Mr Unsexy 2016!!