Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)

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MartinRosen

25-09-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“It isn't sexy to put gross imagery of a wrinkled old hose in people's heads ”

You need to straighten it out, else you will have difficulty with the gardening

Anyway, what has that got to do with me being so sexy

twassington

25-09-2016

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“You need to straighten it out, else you will have difficulty with the gardening

Anyway, what has that got to do with me being so sexy ”

Everything and nothing

I'll let you try and work that out

MartinRosen

25-09-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Everything and nothing I'll let you try and work that out ”

At least you agree I am the sexiest person ever.

twassington

25-09-2016

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“At least you agree I am the sexiest person ever.”

That's the exact opposite of what I meant

MartinRosen

25-09-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“That's the exact opposite of what I meant ”

It maybe, but what I say is fact. I am Mr Sexy and you are Ms Unsexy.

twassington

25-09-2016

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“It maybe, but what I say is fact. I am Mr Sexy and you are Ms Unsexy.”

You have less sexiness than a week old dog poo that's turned white in the sun. Considerably less.

Whereas it goes without saying that I am the living embodiment of everything sexy and fabulous

The_Sleeper

25-09-2016

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“It maybe, but what I say is fact. I am Mr Sexy and you are Ms Unsexy.”

Pants on fire I see !............ Chinnies more sexy than you & hes got a baldy napper, mind you twass does wear a wig aswell

MartinRosen

25-09-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“
Whereas it goes without saying that I am the living embodiment of everything sexy and fabulous ”

Have you had your medication today? You are having those delusions again

twassington

26-09-2016

Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Pants on fire I see !............ Chinnies more sexy than you & hes got a baldy napper, mind you twass does wear a wig aswell ”

You are half right. You fibbed about me wearing a wig however

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Have you had your medication today? You are having those delusions again ”

I'm much too sexy and young to require medication....I leave that sort of thing to the ageing dregs of this thread such as yourself

MartinRosen

26-09-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“
I'm much too sexy and young to require medication....I leave that sort of thing to the ageing dregs of this thread such as yourself ”

But you certainly need something to stop your mind wandering and living in fantasies

The_Sleeper

26-09-2016

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“ to stop your mind wandering and living in fantasies ”

Get back into you're cocoon Martin !

MartinRosen

26-09-2016

Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Get back into you're cocoon Martin ! ”

As 'The Sleeper' you are more likely to use a cocoon.

I have to be out and about to meet my public so they can gaze upon my sexiness

twassington

26-09-2016

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“As 'The Sleeper' you are more likely to use a cocoon.

I have to be out and about to meet my public so they can gaze upon my sexiness ”

Speaking of minds wandering and living in fantasies.......................

The_Sleeper

26-09-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Speaking of minds wandering and living in fantasies.......................”

I cant make my mind up about poor auld Martin, if its the start of his Alzheimer's, or the middle or the end of it ?

MartinRosen

26-09-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Speaking of minds wandering and living in fantasies.......................”

What are you twittering on about? Go play with your owls

MartinRosen

26-09-2016

Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“I cant make my mind up about poor auld Martin, if its the start of his Alzheimer's, or the middle or the end of it ? ”

I think the word you are struggling for is Dementia. I can remember things as if they were tomorrow

The_Sleeper

26-09-2016

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I think the word you are struggling for is Dementia. I can remember things as if they were tomorrow ”

Hope you dont get any splash back sitting on yer commode, while writing on this thread !

twassington

26-09-2016

Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Hope you dont get any splash back sitting on yer commode, while writing on this thread ! ”

Oh dear me, how entertaining. Martin's lack of sexiness knows no bounds

MartinRosen

26-09-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“

Oh dear me, how entertaining. Martin's lack of sexiness knows no bounds ”

It wasn't my (excuse for a) joke. It was Sleeps, and it was as funny as he is sexy.

twassington

26-09-2016

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“It wasn't my (excuse for a) joke. It was Sleeps, and it was as funny as he is sexy.”

I'd agree that Sleeps isn't remotely sexy but the vision of your wrinkled old butt strapped to a commode made me chortle.....I hope the nurses visit occasionally to give you a wipe......*shudders*

MartinRosen

26-09-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“I'd agree that Sleeps isn't remotely sexy but the vision of your wrinkled old butt strapped to a commode made me chortle.....I hope the nurses visit occasionally to give you a wipe......*shudders*”

I have no need of a commode.

My butt is not wrinkled; it is not even saggy (I understand yours drops below the back of your knees).

The only nurses that come here, are the ones that come to 'play' here, with me as their 'doctor'

The_Sleeper

26-09-2016

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I have no need of a commode.”

Next you'll be telling us, you dont have a stairlift or a walk in shower room ? ya auld duffer yeh !

MartinRosen

26-09-2016

Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Next you'll be telling us, you dont have a stairlift or a walk in shower room ? ya auld duffer yeh ! ”

Wouldn't mind a walk in shower room ...big enough to share with my friends

(not Twass as once she is in, there wouldn't be room for anyone else

)

twassington

27-09-2016

*looks on in pitying but sexy amusement*

MartinRosen

27-09-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“*looks on in pitying but sexy amusement* ”

So are you a perv wanting to look at me in the shower ? I can't say I would blame you as you will not see anything sexier

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