Yes indeed. And all of us are sexier than you, even hoppy

Rubbish, and you know it. Now wash your mouth with carbolic

I shan't, you totally unsexy old wazzock!!

You sound like a naughty schoolgirl. Go stand in the corner and don't come away until you realise that I am far more sexy than you.

Before you throw insults at me, just take a look at your unsexy self .. if you can bear to do so

*rolls hem of gymslip up in a seductive manner, revealing black suspenders and stockings and a very sexy thigh*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!i

*pouts*

Wow, you actually found suspenders that are so large, especially as it has to fit over your girdle. Bet it was a struggle to connect to the stockings.

Last time I saw those stockings they were on the face of a bank robber

Girdle?? I'd never wear anything so unsexy You must be thinking of Mrs Rosen

She doesn't need anything like that. She has a very pert figure

I see what you mean.

Is that our Soniaorlaswhatshername.

Oh yeeeeeeeaaah!!!!!

It's Martin's missus


THere is a passing resemblance to sonia

This is nearer to what she really looks like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvcvZfbGNOw

One post in the wrong thread and I have become the victim of Cyber-bullying.

What is the world coming to?

I would hope that you didn't feel you were being cyber-bullied. It is all jest here.

We thought that you failed to come up to the sexy stakes, hence your post.

I think Father Jack should always have the last word in this thread.

Indeed hoppy, this is a joke thread entirely.

Martin, your Mrs didn't look like that when she was eighteen never mind now when she's knocking 80

When you were young your girlfriends would have looked like THIS

Please don't insult my wife - besides I paid for her to have her teeth done, and bought her a razor

BTW She is only 35

I just came from the swimming baths and a beautiful blonde lady said to me, "you have a body like Joel Dommett but a much kinder face". No idea if it was a compliment cos I don't know the guy. He is probably one of the pool attendants.

My post that failed was entirely a joke, I had to EDIT it away.

I rather expected the reply, "Ravel's Bolero".

TQ anyhoo.

You obviously didn't have your hearing aid in at the time, she probably said you have a body like Ena Sharples without a corset on but a much kinder face. Pretty much everyone has a kinder face