IF you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on sugar let me knowwww
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)
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Originally Posted by UrGleekIsShowin:
“IF you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on sugar let me knowwww”
“IF you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on sugar let me knowwww”
Erm..........................
Originally Posted by twassington:
“You obviously didn't have your hearing aid in at the time, she probably said you have a body like Ena Sharples without a corset on but a much kinder face. Pretty much everyone has a kinder face”
“You obviously didn't have your hearing aid in at the time, she probably said you have a body like Ena Sharples without a corset on but a much kinder face. Pretty much everyone has a kinder face
”
But I have 20/20 hearing. She mentioned you by name, bigger dewlap than Minnie Caldwells undercarriage, she said.
Originally Posted by hoppyuppy:
“But I have 20/20 hearing. She mentioned you by name, bigger dewlap than Minnie Caldwells undercarriage, she said.”
“But I have 20/20 hearing. She mentioned you by name, bigger dewlap than Minnie Caldwells undercarriage, she said.
”
You may not be sexy, but you are humorous
Originally Posted by twassington:
“ You may not be sexy, but you are humorous ”
“
You may not be sexy, but you are humorous ”
You have 15 minutes to EDIT or I might remind you of this post next year when you are REALLY old.
Originally Posted by hoppyuppy:
“You have 15 minutes to EDIT or I might remind you of this post next year when you are REALLY old.”
“You have 15 minutes to EDIT or I might remind you of this post next year when you are REALLY old.
”
What do you mean by "REALLY old". She already is, as she gets around on her zimmer frame. Here is a picture of the said zimmer frame.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“What do you mean by "REALLY old". She already is, as she gets around on her zimmer frame. Here is a picture of the said zimmer frame.”
“What do you mean by "REALLY old". She already is, as she gets around on her zimmer frame. Here is a picture of the said zimmer frame.”
In thirty years time when I may need one of those, I will want a laptop attached and a bottle of gin
Originally Posted by twassington:
“In thirty years time when I may need one of those, I will want a laptop attached and a bottle of gin”
“In thirty years time when I may need one of those, I will want a laptop attached and a bottle of gin
”
Thirty years time ...who are you trying to kid ?
It already has a whisky flask and a drinks bottle - your fingers are probably full of rheumatism that a laptop would be of no use to you, unless you can voice activate it
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Thirty years time ...who are you trying to kid ?
It already has a whisky flask and a drinks bottle - your fingers are probably full of rheumatism that a laptop would be of no use to you, unless you can voice activate it”
“Thirty years time ...who are you trying to kid ?
It already has a whisky flask and a drinks bottle - your fingers are probably full of rheumatism that a laptop would be of no use to you, unless you can voice activate it
”
LOL I'm not as old as you seem to think I am. I'm not one of your generation you know
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Thirty years time ...who are you trying to kid ?
It already has a whisky flask and a drinks bottle - your fingers are probably full of rheumatism that a laptop would be of no use to you, unless you can voice activate it”
“Thirty years time ...who are you trying to kid ?
It already has a whisky flask and a drinks bottle - your fingers are probably full of rheumatism that a laptop would be of no use to you, unless you can voice activate it
”
It would need to be pre-programmed, "please shave my face warts and wipe my bottom".
Choose your enemies well miss twottington.
Originally Posted by hoppyuppy:
“It would need to be pre-programmed, "please shave my face warts and wipe my bottom".
Choose your enemies well miss twottington.”
“It would need to be pre-programmed, "please shave my face warts and wipe my bottom".
Choose your enemies well miss twottington.
”
I daresay your carer already has to do all those things for you
Along with pinning your old dangly ears up on top of your head when you eat soup so they don't flop into it 
Originally Posted by hoppyuppy:
“ wipe my bottom".
”
“ wipe my bottom".
”
She already has a nurse to come and do that for her
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“She already has a nurse to come and do that for her ”
“She already has a nurse to come and do that for her
”
You're thinking of my 23 year old boyfriend. He has a bottom fetish. Who can blame him
Originally Posted by twassington:
“You're thinking of my 23 year old boyfriend. He has a bottom fetish. Who can blame him”
“You're thinking of my 23 year old boyfriend. He has a bottom fetish. Who can blame him
”
He must be some sort of perv wanting to wipe old ladies bottoms, particularly after they have been soiled
Originally Posted by twassington:
“You're thinking of my 23 year old boyfriend. He has a bottom fetish. Who can blame him”
“You're thinking of my 23 year old boyfriend. He has a bottom fetish. Who can blame him
”
He might have been then when driving that big red bus, on yer Summer holidays, but that was 50 years ago ?
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=cl...rvIoHKjYcCM%3A
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“He might have been then when driving that big red bus, on yer Summer holidays, but that was 50 years ago ?
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=cl...rvIoHKjYcCM%3A”
“He might have been then when driving that big red bus, on yer Summer holidays, but that was 50 years ago ?
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=cl...rvIoHKjYcCM%3A”
Not that wrinkly old pervert!!!
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“He must be some sort of perv wanting to wipe old ladies bottoms, particularly after they have been soiled ”
“He must be some sort of perv wanting to wipe old ladies bottoms, particularly after they have been soiled
”
You need to get out more
Originally Posted by hoppyuppy:
“Is it Santa?”
“Is it Santa?”
Whiff Pilchard, the least sexy man on the planet. Even makes Martin look almost acceptable [in a darkened room].
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Whiff Pilchard, the least sexy man on the planet. Even makes Martin look almost acceptable [in a darkened room].”
“Whiff Pilchard, the least sexy man on the planet. Even makes Martin look almost acceptable [in a darkened room].”
Why has Biffy Clyro earned such an accolade?
Originally Posted by hoppyuppy:
“Why has Biffy Clyro earned such an accolade?”
“Why has Biffy Clyro earned such an accolade?”
That's a BAND, not a person
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