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Old 15-11-2016, 16:22
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There is very little sexy about being patronising, all of my harem agree.
It's all part of my charm
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Old 15-11-2016, 16:29
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It's all part of my charm
Ha!!! You put the HARM in charm and OFFENSIVE in charm offensive. Cats actually talk to me.
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Old 15-11-2016, 16:37
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Ha!!! You put the HARM in charm and OFFENSIVE in charm offensive. Cats actually talk to me.
They are probably commenting on your total lack of sexiness Cats are indeed very vocal. I work for Cats Protection, I meet quite a few
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Old 15-11-2016, 16:54
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meh..
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Old 15-11-2016, 16:55
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indeed.
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Old 15-11-2016, 16:56
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They are probably commenting on your total lack of sexiness Cats are indeed very vocal. I work for Cats Protection, I meet quite a few
Cats that need to be protected come to me, I don't have to work at it.
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Old 15-11-2016, 17:52
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I work for Cats Protection, I meet quite a few
Were you at the Savoy for the Awards a few months ago?
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Old 15-11-2016, 18:01
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Were you at the Savoy for the Awards a few months ago?
Little unsexy fat thing with an aerial on its head invades the thread. Repell all borders

(Hey TT I was there, but only saw a lot of pussys )
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Old 15-11-2016, 18:11
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Little unsexy fat thing with an aerial on its head invades the thread. Repell all borders

(Hey TT I was there, but only saw a lot of pussys )
Yes Donald.
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Old 15-11-2016, 18:17
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Were you at the Savoy for the Awards a few months ago?
No, as none of our branch's volunteers were up for awards this year we decided not to attend. Went to the conference in Dorset last year though
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Old 15-11-2016, 18:37
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No, as none of our branch's volunteers were up for awards this year we decided not to attend. Went to the conference in Dorset last year though
Excellent post, not sure if you belong in this thread though.
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Old 15-11-2016, 19:08
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Excellent post, not sure if you belong in this thread though.
You've been here five minutes, I've been a poster here for years. You are an unsexy interloper.
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Old 15-11-2016, 19:09
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^ wot twassock said
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Old 15-11-2016, 19:11
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You've been here five minutes, I've been a poster here for years. You are an unsexy interloper.
I started the thread in a different name and have been waiting for another sexy person to come along.................Naaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee.
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Old 15-11-2016, 19:12
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^ wot twassock said
KYBO.
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Old 15-11-2016, 19:32
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I started the thread in a different name and have been waiting for another sexy person to come along.................Naaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee.
Your nose is growing longer by the second
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Old 15-11-2016, 19:39
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Your nose is growing longer by the second
I know you don't like the truth but it will not be altered.

Even my philosophy is sexy.
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Old 15-11-2016, 19:44
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I know you don't like the truth but it will not be altered.

Even my philosophy is sexy.
And I thought Martin was deluded
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Old 15-11-2016, 19:47
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And I thought Martin was deluded
You have to be right occasionally. Celebrate your good side, you can read some people.

I might go for a swim tomorrow.
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Old 15-11-2016, 20:28
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You have to be right occasionally. Celebrate your good side, you can read some people.

I might go for a swim tomorrow.

*sews lead weights into hoppy's swimsuit
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Old 15-11-2016, 20:46
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*sews lead weights into hoppy's swimsuit
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Not a good idea. At the pool they know I am swimming the Atlantic in January and will be using my appendage as a rudder. In adult only hours I am allowed to swim naked.

The local council are happy with the arrangement as it keeps the bottom of the pool dragged.
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Old 15-11-2016, 20:49
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Not a good idea. At the pool they know I am swimming the Atlantic in January and will be using my appendage as a rudder. In adult only hours I am allowed to swim naked.

The local council are happy with the arrangement as it keeps the bottom of the pool dragged.
*phones men in white coats* Yes doctor. Totally delusional and as mad as a box of frogs. Bring a large syringe of medication suitable for buttock injection as fast as you can! He's lost it entirely!
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Old 15-11-2016, 20:53
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Snitch.
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Old 15-11-2016, 20:59
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Are we playing Quidditch now?
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Old 15-11-2016, 21:02
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If it humours you but I have no idea what it is. What should I do?
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