Originally Posted by hoppyuppy:
“There is very little sexy about being patronising, all of my harem agree.
”
“There is very little sexy about being patronising, all of my harem agree.
”
It's all part of my charm
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)
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Originally Posted by twassington:
“It's all part of my charm”
“It's all part of my charm
”
Ha!!! You put the HARM in charm and OFFENSIVE in charm offensive. Cats actually talk to me.
Originally Posted by hoppyuppy:
“Ha!!! You put the HARM in charm and OFFENSIVE in charm offensive. Cats actually talk to me.”
“Ha!!! You put the HARM in charm and OFFENSIVE in charm offensive. Cats actually talk to me.
”
They are probably commenting on your total lack of sexiness
Cats are indeed very vocal. I work for Cats Protection, I meet quite a few
Originally Posted by twassington:
“They are probably commenting on your total lack of sexiness Cats are indeed very vocal. I work for Cats Protection, I meet quite a few ”
“They are probably commenting on your total lack of sexiness
Cats are indeed very vocal. I work for Cats Protection, I meet quite a few ”
Cats that need to be protected come to me, I don't have to work at it.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I work for Cats Protection, I meet quite a few”
“I work for Cats Protection, I meet quite a few
”
Were you at the Savoy for the Awards a few months ago?
Originally Posted by Teletubby08:
“Were you at the Savoy for the Awards a few months ago?”
“Were you at the Savoy for the Awards a few months ago?”
Little unsexy fat thing with an aerial on its head invades the thread. Repell all borders
(Hey TT I was there, but only saw a lot of pussys
)
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Little unsexy fat thing with an aerial on its head invades the thread. Repell all borders
(Hey TT I was there, but only saw a lot of pussys)”
“Little unsexy fat thing with an aerial on its head invades the thread. Repell all borders
(Hey TT I was there, but only saw a lot of pussys
)”
Yes Donald.
Originally Posted by Teletubby08:
“Were you at the Savoy for the Awards a few months ago?”
“Were you at the Savoy for the Awards a few months ago?”
No, as none of our branch's volunteers were up for awards this year we decided not to attend. Went to the conference in Dorset last year though
Originally Posted by twassington:
“No, as none of our branch's volunteers were up for awards this year we decided not to attend. Went to the conference in Dorset last year though”
“No, as none of our branch's volunteers were up for awards this year we decided not to attend. Went to the conference in Dorset last year though
”
Excellent post, not sure if you belong in this thread though.
Originally Posted by hoppyuppy:
“Excellent post, not sure if you belong in this thread though.”
“Excellent post, not sure if you belong in this thread though.
”
You've been here five minutes, I've been a poster here for years. You are an unsexy interloper.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“You've been here five minutes, I've been a poster here for years. You are an unsexy interloper.”
“You've been here five minutes, I've been a poster here for years. You are an unsexy interloper.
”
I started the thread in a different name and have been waiting for another sexy person to come along.................Naaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee.
Originally Posted by hoppyuppy:
“I started the thread in a different name and have been waiting for another sexy person to come along.................Naaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee.”
“I started the thread in a different name and have been waiting for another sexy person to come along.................Naaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee.”
Your nose is growing longer by the second
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Your nose is growing longer by the second”
“Your nose is growing longer by the second
”
I know you don't like the truth but it will not be altered.
Even my philosophy is sexy.
Originally Posted by hoppyuppy:
“I know you don't like the truth but it will not be altered.
Even my philosophy is sexy.”
“I know you don't like the truth but it will not be altered.
Even my philosophy is sexy.
”
And I thought Martin was deluded
Originally Posted by twassington:
“And I thought Martin was deluded”
“And I thought Martin was deluded
”
You have to be right occasionally. Celebrate your good side, you can read some people.
I might go for a swim tomorrow.
Originally Posted by hoppyuppy:
“You have to be right occasionally. Celebrate your good side, you can read some people.
I might go for a swim tomorrow.”
“You have to be right occasionally. Celebrate your good side, you can read some people.
I might go for a swim tomorrow.
”
*sews lead weights into hoppy's swimsuit*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“
*sews lead weights into hoppy's swimsuit*”
“
*sews lead weights into hoppy's swimsuit*
”
Not a good idea. At the pool they know I am swimming the Atlantic in January and will be using my appendage as a rudder. In adult only hours I am allowed to swim naked.
The local council are happy with the arrangement as it keeps the bottom of the pool dragged.
Originally Posted by hoppyuppy:
“Not a good idea. At the pool they know I am swimming the Atlantic in January and will be using my appendage as a rudder. In adult only hours I am allowed to swim naked.
The local council are happy with the arrangement as it keeps the bottom of the pool dragged.”
“Not a good idea. At the pool they know I am swimming the Atlantic in January and will be using my appendage as a rudder. In adult only hours I am allowed to swim naked.
The local council are happy with the arrangement as it keeps the bottom of the pool dragged.”
*phones men in white coats* Yes doctor. Totally delusional and as mad as a box of frogs. Bring a large syringe of medication suitable for buttock injection as fast as you can!
He's lost it entirely!
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