Whats it like in the mental asylum that you clearly live in.

Not very sexy I would imagine!

You should try visiting, nurse Ratched.

I'm far too sexy for asylums

So sexy nobody wants to talk to you.

Why did you have to interrupt? I WAS THE LAST ONE IN THE THREAD therefore I was the sexiest. DOH!!!!

Sorry.

Blooming nuisance

I won't do it again.

Why do I not believe you

You've hurt my feelings.

Grow a pair!

Boobs or balls One set will be inappropriate

Hoppy would be even less sexy with a pair of boobs

I am so cool, people talk about me behind my back.

meh..

meh indeed, please indulge me for a moment? I would like to ask you a serious question.

meh..

wot?.

Do you ever watch a really good tea time TV programme called Four In A Bed? Please put aside any innuendo.

Can't say I've heard of it hoppy. Is it a game show?

It is a reality show but it involves real life. People in theory promote their B&B businesses with a free advert on TV.

Will you help my campaign? The only commitment is to watch Monday to Friday next week from 5 to 5:30 and support the best establishment.

How sexy is that?

I do watch way too much TV , but I'll try to watch if I can.

It will not disappoint. You can hold it against me if it does.

Okies.