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Old 23-12-2016, 10:29
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I hope to be crowned Mr Sexy. That will put the rest of you lot to shame.
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Old 23-12-2016, 12:25
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I hope to be crowned Mr Sexy. That will put the rest of you lot to shame.
I admire your optimism. I really do
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Old 23-12-2016, 13:18
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Pride before a fall.
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Old 23-12-2016, 15:52
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I admire you. I really do
Not long now, I understand the judges are going to make an announcement immenently.
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Old 23-12-2016, 16:11
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I don't believe it. I really am shocked. It was so unexpected. I will have to accept the result graciously.

I have been given a lifetime award for being the sexiest person that ever lived and is likely to live in the future. The contest will now end.

Thank you all. I will wear my crown with pride.
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Old 23-12-2016, 17:49
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I don't believe it. I really am shocked. It was so unexpected. I will have to accept the result graciously.

I have been given a lifetime award for being the sexiest person that ever lived and is likely to live in the future. The contest will now end.

Thank you all. I will wear my crown with pride.
It would be funny if it wasn't so sad. *wheels Martin back to the home for delusional senile old unsexies*
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Old 23-12-2016, 17:50
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I don't believe it. I really am shocked. It was so unexpected. I will have to accept the result graciously.

I have been given a lifetime award for being the sexiest person that ever lived and is likely to live in the future. The contest will now end.

Thank you all. I will wear my crown with pride.
Unfortunately for you it has been discovered that the judges were none other than your mum, granny, auntie and your boyfriend.

You have therefore been stripped of all your titles and a new winner will be announced soon.
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Old 23-12-2016, 17:54
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Unfortunately for you it has been discovered that the judges were none other than your mum, granny, auntie and your boyfriend.

You have therefore been stripped of all your titles and a new winner will be announced soon.
Wrong ! I no longer have a Mum, Granny or Auntie, and ceretainly don't have a boyfriend.

My title stands, unblemished.
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Old 23-12-2016, 17:55
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It would be funny if it wasn't so sad. *wheels Martin back to the home for delusional senile old unsexies*
I think you have been at the cooking sherry already
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Old 23-12-2016, 18:00
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I think you have been at the cooking sherry already
At least I'm not barking mad and very unsexy like SOME people
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Old 23-12-2016, 18:10
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At least I'm not barking mad and very unsexy like SOME people
Who are you referring to? mcg, The Sleeper, Chin ?

I see you have incorporated the title of a very good song there.
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Old 23-12-2016, 18:25
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Is there a song called barking mad and very unsexy? Must have been written for you, Martin!
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Old 23-12-2016, 18:38
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Old 23-12-2016, 22:24
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Is there a song called barking mad and very unsexy? Must have been written for you, Martin!
I think you are thinking of 'Wide Eyed and Legless' which is what I hope to be on Christmas night

However, even in that state I will still be the sexiest.
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Old 23-12-2016, 22:26
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A very merry Christmas, to all my fans

Sorry none of you are eligible to be considered in 2017 or any year for that matter, until I pop my clogs

But, cheer up - I'm going nowhere
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Old 23-12-2016, 23:01
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I think you are thinking of 'Wide Eyed and Legless' which is what I hope to be on Christmas night

However, even in that state I will still be the sexiest.
More like pie eyed and legs akimbo
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Old 23-12-2016, 23:20
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More like pie eyed and legs akimbo
The mince pies should go in your big gob and not on your eyes

To get your legs in that postion, we would need to find a carving machine to get through your corsets
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Old 24-12-2016, 07:31
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Old 24-12-2016, 10:09
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Wot chins said!!
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Old 24-12-2016, 18:50
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DS support. This thread is now closed.
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Old 24-12-2016, 19:03
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No......NOW it is
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Old 24-12-2016, 19:16
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Ok
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Old 24-12-2016, 20:18
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Your boring tired smileys are no longer de rigueur, definitely not sexy.
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Old 24-12-2016, 20:30
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I refer you losers to my post from yesterday. http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showp...postcount=9080
The thread will close when I say so
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Old 24-12-2016, 20:31
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Your boring tired smileys are no longer de rigueur, definitely not sexy.
Ok...
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