I hope to be crowned Mr Sexy. That will put the rest of you lot to shame.
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)
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Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I hope to be crowned Mr Sexy. That will put the rest of you lot to shame.”
“I hope to be crowned Mr Sexy. That will put the rest of you lot to shame.”
I admire your optimism. I really do
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I admire you. I really do”
“I admire you. I really do
”
Not long now, I understand the judges are going to make an announcement immenently.
I don't believe it. I really am shocked. It was so unexpected. I will have to accept the result graciously.
I have been given a lifetime award for being the sexiest person that ever lived and is likely to live in the future. The contest will now end.
Thank you all. I will wear my crown with pride.
I have been given a lifetime award for being the sexiest person that ever lived and is likely to live in the future. The contest will now end.
Thank you all. I will wear my crown with pride.
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I don't believe it. I really am shocked. It was so unexpected. I will have to accept the result graciously.
I have been given a lifetime award for being the sexiest person that ever lived and is likely to live in the future. The contest will now end.
Thank you all. I will wear my crown with pride.”
“I don't believe it. I really am shocked. It was so unexpected. I will have to accept the result graciously.
I have been given a lifetime award for being the sexiest person that ever lived and is likely to live in the future. The contest will now end.
Thank you all. I will wear my crown with pride.”
It would be funny if it wasn't so sad. *wheels Martin back to the home for delusional senile old unsexies*
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I don't believe it. I really am shocked. It was so unexpected. I will have to accept the result graciously.
I have been given a lifetime award for being the sexiest person that ever lived and is likely to live in the future. The contest will now end.
Thank you all. I will wear my crown with pride.”
“I don't believe it. I really am shocked. It was so unexpected. I will have to accept the result graciously.
I have been given a lifetime award for being the sexiest person that ever lived and is likely to live in the future. The contest will now end.
Thank you all. I will wear my crown with pride.”
Unfortunately for you it has been discovered that the judges were none other than your mum, granny, auntie and your boyfriend.
You have therefore been stripped of all your titles and a new winner will be announced soon.
Originally Posted by mcg3:
“Unfortunately for you it has been discovered that the judges were none other than your mum, granny, auntie and your boyfriend.
You have therefore been stripped of all your titles and a new winner will be announced soon.”
“Unfortunately for you it has been discovered that the judges were none other than your mum, granny, auntie and your boyfriend.
You have therefore been stripped of all your titles and a new winner will be announced soon.
”
Wrong ! I no longer have a Mum, Granny or Auntie, and ceretainly don't have a boyfriend.
My title stands, unblemished.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“It would be funny if it wasn't so sad. *wheels Martin back to the home for delusional senile old unsexies*”
“It would be funny if it wasn't so sad. *wheels Martin back to the home for delusional senile old unsexies*
”
I think you have been at the cooking sherry already
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I think you have been at the cooking sherry already”
“I think you have been at the cooking sherry already
”
At least I'm not barking mad and very unsexy like SOME people
Originally Posted by twassington:
“At least I'm not barking mad and very unsexy like SOME people”
“At least I'm not barking mad and very unsexy like SOME people
”
Who are you referring to? mcg, The Sleeper, Chin ?
I see you have incorporated the title of a very good song there.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Is there a song called barking mad and very unsexy? Must have been written for you, Martin!”
“Is there a song called barking mad and very unsexy? Must have been written for you, Martin!”
I think you are thinking of 'Wide Eyed and Legless' which is what I hope to be on Christmas night
However, even in that state I will still be the sexiest.
A very merry Christmas, to all my fans Sorry none of you are eligible to be considered in 2017 or any year for that matter, until I pop my clogs
But, cheer up - I'm going nowhere
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I think you are thinking of 'Wide Eyed and Legless' which is what I hope to be on Christmas night
However, even in that state I will still be the sexiest.”
“I think you are thinking of 'Wide Eyed and Legless' which is what I hope to be on Christmas night
However, even in that state I will still be the sexiest.
”
More like pie eyed and legs akimbo
Originally Posted by twassington:
“More like pie eyed and legs akimbo”
“More like pie eyed and legs akimbo
”
The mince pies should go in your big gob and not on your eyes
To get your legs in that postion, we would need to find a carving machine to get through your corsets
Originally Posted by hoppyuppy:
“DS support. This thread is now closed.”
“DS support. This thread is now closed.
”
Originally Posted by twassington:
“No......NOW it is
”
“No......NOW it is
”
Ok
Originally Posted by mcg3:
“Ok”
“Ok
”
Your boring tired smileys are no longer de rigueur, definitely not sexy.
I refer you losers to my post from yesterday. http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showp...postcount=9080
The thread will close when I say so
The thread will close when I say so
Originally Posted by hoppyuppy:
“Your boring tired smileys are no longer de rigueur, definitely not sexy.”
“Your boring tired smileys are no longer de rigueur, definitely not sexy.
”
Ok...
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