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Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)
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twassington
20-10-2013
Originally Posted by smokeybacon:
“Indeed Chins - some outrageous behaviour on here last night

"puts apron on and walks away, revealing black thong" ”

You know what it is

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“You didn't ask my wife, nor my best friend, so therefore your survey is flawed and invalid!”



Originally Posted by soniaorlastorm:
“that will be my fault...

I think i was right never to wear thongs

the handle is still a little disconcerting any chance you could wear the apron backwards... prehaps not ”



Originally Posted by soniaorlastorm:
“possibly they were on holiday at the time
i heard virgin galactic was doing a 2 for 1 special at the time..”

That explains it, Martin......now get over your unsexy self!
soniaorlastorm
20-10-2013
tho maybe a quick questionaire on why your wife and best fiend left the world at the same time ?
twassington
20-10-2013
Originally Posted by soniaorlastorm:
“tho maybe a quick questionaire on why your wife and best fiend left the world at the same time ?”

To get away from Martin of course, and who could blame them

And to indulge in a bit of how's your father, since poor Mrs Martin gets no sexiness whatsoever when he's about
soniaorlastorm
20-10-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“To get away from Martin of course, and who could blame them

And to indulge in a bit of how's your father, since poor Mrs Martin gets no sexiness whatsoever when he's about ”

i wish i could make a somebody feel like the left the planet....

guess tile piant and ducktape just aint as sexy as it sounds
oh well..
twassington
20-10-2013
Originally Posted by soniaorlastorm:
“i wish i could make a somebody feel like the left the planet....

guess tile piant and ducktape just aint as sexy as it sounds
oh well..”

I think you'll have to translate that into simpler terms for Martin's poor old addled brain to cope with
soniaorlastorm
20-10-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I think you'll have to translate that into simpler terms for Martin's poor old addled brain to cope with ”

Im sorry but DS wont let me post in my "base form"
twassington
20-10-2013
Originally Posted by soniaorlastorm:
“Im sorry but DS wont let me post in my "base form"”

He's a bit simple as well as being unsexy, he wouldn't understand that either!
soniaorlastorm
20-10-2013
If only i had stuck in at diagram class!!!
soniaorlastorm
20-10-2013
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twassington
20-10-2013
You are giving Mindee a run for his money!!
soniaorlastorm
20-10-2013
should i pack ?

i knew oneday there would come a time when the lights would go out
twassington
20-10-2013
Your diagram shows some packing but possibly not the sort you mean
soniaorlastorm
20-10-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Your diagram shows some packing but possibly not the sort you mean ”

i knew my diamagramphic skillz would let me down!
acoolwelshbloke
20-10-2013
Omg every time i leave here I am always the sexiest, you lot could learn a thing or two from me about being to sexy for this thread!
soniaorlastorm
20-10-2013
Originally Posted by acoolwelshbloke:
“Omg every time i leave here I am always the sexiest, you lot could learn a thing or two from me about being to sexy for this thread!”

from here to solitude "is it" ?( said in a welsh accent)

"och aye" (said in a Scottish accent will suffice)
acoolwelshbloke
20-10-2013
I'm still sexy
acoolwelshbloke
20-10-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Your diagram shows some packing but possibly not the sort you mean ”

I see a man carrying a stool! You have a dirty mind lol
soniaorlastorm
20-10-2013
Originally Posted by acoolwelshbloke:
“I see a man carrying a stool! You have a dirty mind lol”

is he over 50 and the window was 2 small ?
acoolwelshbloke
20-10-2013
Originally Posted by soniaorlastorm:
“is he over 50 and the window was 2 small ?”

That's no window, that's the cushion falling from said stool.
soniaorlastorm
20-10-2013
Originally Posted by acoolwelshbloke:
“That's no window, that's the cushion falling from said stool. ”

pah! cushioned stools sounds kinda wierd
acoolwelshbloke
20-10-2013
Anyone thinking they are sexier than me is just weird!
soniaorlastorm
20-10-2013
Originally Posted by acoolwelshbloke:
“Anyone thinking they are sexier than me is just weird! ”

Hi am weird nice to meet you ....
have you met the 6 billion other inhabitants who are also weird ?
HaloJoe
20-10-2013
Originally Posted by soniaorlastorm:
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soniaorlastorm
20-10-2013
Originally Posted by HaloJoe:
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i got it from the azimo instruction manual in the section entitled How to restart it after a crash
twassington
20-10-2013
None of you is even a fraction as sexy as moi!
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