Are you James Corden

Sleeps will get jealous

you think soo

Hiya Wolfie

I know so

Hiya Sleeps

Certainly not.

I found it funny!!!

Its certainly not a good look Martin * Tut tut *

http://www.123rf.com/photo_9028599_f...-isolated.html

Not me, but on the subject of hamburgers ... ! was in Southgate (north London) yesterday evening for a new steakhouse and grill. They have mini burgers approved by Elvis Presley !!!!!

They wanted somebody sexy there to promote the new venture. I obliged them with my presence.

So thats the reason, why the shutters were down tonight !

Maybe they didn't want anybody peering in and seeing me. They would have seen my sexiness and tried to force their way in.

Morning

Morning unsexy leek man

My leek had grown by an inch by this morning

Well if you will stand in compost

One inch? Is that all ?

Not very impressive, is it

Depends what the existing length of the leek is

"moon-walks"------------------------------------------->

Badly

Is moon walking dropping your trousers, then scuttling along sideways like a crab while mooning?

Go entertain your man and stop looking so damn unsexy in my sexy thread!

That's what you do that is

Oi! YOU are the newbie, you sling your hook, I live here!! I can entertain ALL the men of DS while lounging sexily on my throne in a silk basque and satin negligee

I'm far too sexy to stoop to such nonsensical shenanigans

As they say up here, you dont know the size of the balloon till you blow it up !