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Old 21-09-2013, 23:45
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On my back, to support me, as it is forever going up and down. Where did you think ?
*shudders* let's not go there
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Old 21-09-2013, 23:47
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Actually Twass, could you lend me one of your old corsets - that may do the trick. However, I don't suppose it is very sexy.
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Old 21-09-2013, 23:51
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I do have a corset Martin, but it IS sexy....black satin, lace, ribbons that cross lace all the way up the back....it wasn't bought for wearing under clothes
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Old 22-09-2013, 00:10
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Waiting for Birdy to come and do some "porn" are we?
I'd love to fly away with that Birdy

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Old 22-09-2013, 02:30
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I'd love to fly away with that Birdy

Ignore those others. They're repressed and desperate to live vicariously through us.

My thread.

Everyone knows it.
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Old 22-09-2013, 09:27
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Ignore those others. They're repressed and desperate to live vicariously through us.

My thread.

Everyone knows it.
Nice try, BirdyBee, no one is buying it You're about as sexy as a twice used cold teabag.

You have permission to visit my thread periodically for the entertainment value. But for now, that is all.....move along, please
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Old 22-09-2013, 10:29
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Ignore those others. They're repressed and desperate to live vicariously through us.

My thread.

Everyone knows it.
Now we don't. End of.
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Old 22-09-2013, 10:45
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I think I`m the winner of thus ere thready
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Old 22-09-2013, 11:06
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The cost of replacing my mirror tiles is escalating! They are only there to reflect my perfect, stunning beauty, and you lot keep coming in and cracking them!!
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Old 22-09-2013, 15:56
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The cost of replacing my mirror tiles is escalating! They are only there to reflect my perfect, stunning beauty, and you lot keep coming in and cracking them!!
We haven't touched your tiles. They only reflect one person - you. Hence the reason they break.
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Old 22-09-2013, 16:10
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We haven't touched your tiles. They only reflect one person - you. Hence the reason they break.
They shatter into a thousand shards whenever YOU come in
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Old 22-09-2013, 16:14
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They shatter into a thousand shards whenever YOU come in
Each one reflecting my sexiness!
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Old 22-09-2013, 16:19
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Each one reflecting my paunch, gigantic nose, bandy knobbly kneed legs with varicose veins, wrinkly body and grey saggy moobs!
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Old 22-09-2013, 16:23
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Please see the post above for what I really said, as opposed to someone trying to rewrite the truth.

Are you sure you are not being confused with yourself?
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Old 22-09-2013, 16:39
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Please see the post above for what I really said, as opposed to someone trying to rewrite the truth.

Are you sure you are not being confused with yourself?
No Martin, I am perfectly sure that I am the sexy one and you are the minger.
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Old 22-09-2013, 16:56
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No Martin, I am perfectly sure that I am the sexy one and you are the minger.
Once again you are incorrect.
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Old 22-09-2013, 17:16
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Once again you are incorrect.
I am never incorrect, especially in matters of sexiness! Give it up, Martin, you will never win Now trot along and do the crossword or cut your toenails or something.

And shut the door on your way out!
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Old 22-09-2013, 17:20
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I am never incorrect, especially in matters of sexiness! Give it up, Martin, you will never win Now trot along and do the crossword or cut your toenails or something.

And shut the door on your way out!
Sorting out old pairs of jeans, as worn by my sexy self. I will be auctioning them off. I will donate part of the proceeds to give you a makeover so you can try and look a bit sexy.

I forsee a big demand for my cast-offs
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Old 22-09-2013, 17:42
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Sorting out old pairs of jeans, as worn by my sexy self. I will be auctioning them off. I will donate part of the proceeds to give you a makeover so you can try and look a bit sexy.

I forsee a big demand for my cast-offs
You're nearly as funny as Birdy!!
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Old 22-09-2013, 17:59
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You're nearly as funny as Birdy!!
Funnier and sexier !
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Old 22-09-2013, 18:00
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Funnier and sexier !
It's really not a big deal to be a wee bit funnier or sexier than Birdy
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Old 22-09-2013, 18:02
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Funnier and sexier than anybody else as well.
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Old 22-09-2013, 18:10
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Funnier and sexier than anybody else as well.
Oh the delusions of your old age
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Old 22-09-2013, 20:50
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It's really not a big deal to be a wee bit funnier or sexier than Birdy
You love me really. I shone my sexy light into this tired thread and left you all blinking in wonderment.

I know you copy and paste all my posts into a secret "I wish I were as sexy as Birdy" folder.
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Old 22-09-2013, 22:03
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You love me really. I shone my sexy light into this tired thread and left you all blinking in wonderment.

I know you copy and paste all my posts into a secret "I wish I were as sexy as Birdy" folder.
ROFLs!!! In your dreams BirdyBee.....you just crept in here hoping for a crumb of acceptance from an exalted being such as myself and a bit of banter with the wannabee epsilons.

I tolerate your occasional unsexy presence with my usual charm and grace but don't push your luck.
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