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Old 22-09-2013, 22:13
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ROFLs!!! In your dreams BirdyBee.....you just crept in here hoping for a crumb of acceptance from an exalted being such as myself and a bit of banter with the wannabee epsilons.

I tolerate your occasional unsexy presence with my usual charm and grace but don't push your luck.
You see all you epsilons?

She adores me.

I liked you residing in my thread twassley-bobs because I thought you kept the place tidy for me. I may have to reconsider if you keep dropping crumbs.
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Old 22-09-2013, 22:19
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You see all you epsilons?

She adores me.

I liked you residing in my thread twassley-bobs because I thought you kept the place tidy for me. I may have to reconsider if you keep dropping crumbs.
Pardon me, Jenny come lately, this happens to be MY thread and mine alone. If I mess it up, I get Martin to lick it clean with his tongue. I'll get YOU to do it if you don't watch your lip!
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Old 22-09-2013, 22:39
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Pardon me, Jenny come lately, this happens to be MY thread and mine alone. If I mess it up, I get Martin to lick it clean with his tongue. I'll get YOU to do it if you don't watch your lip!
My name's not Jenny. I know it gets more difficult to recall names as you get older, so don't worry, I'm not offended.

Just as you seem to have forgotten where you live. Off you pop luv to the Grump Old Women. Bless! Do you need a hand over the doorstep?

A thread drenched in Martin's saliva is not sexy. I'm not licking anything tainted with his phlegm. Bleurgh.

Birdy's thread.
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Old 22-09-2013, 22:45
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My name's not Jenny. I know it gets more difficult to recall names as you get older, so don't worry, I'm not offended.

Just as you seem to have forgotten where you live. Off you pop luv to the Grump Old Women. Bless! Do you need a hand over the doorstep?

A thread drenched in Martin's saliva is not sexy. I'm not licking anything tainted with his phlegm. Bleurgh.

Birdy's thread.
Never was yours, and never will be! I only forget your name as you are very....forgettable...whoever you are :yawn:

Never been in that thread actually....one of few I've not infiltrated

Have your little pals over on the dark forum got over themselves yet?
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Old 22-09-2013, 22:54
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I shone my sexy light into this tired thread and left you all blinking in wonderment.
The light has been switched off.

I still maintain my rule of this thread, and don't nobody forget it.
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Old 22-09-2013, 22:55
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The light has been switched off.

I still maintain my rule of this thread, and don't nobody forget it.
Reel your hose in, Martin....then tie a knot in it!
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Old 22-09-2013, 22:58
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Reel your hose in, Martin....then tie a knot in it!
Never mind the length .. feel the width!
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Old 22-09-2013, 22:59
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Never was yours, and never will be! I only forget your name as you are very....forgettable...whoever you are :yawn:

Never been in that thread actually....one of few I've not infiltrated

Have your little pals over on the dark forum got over themselves yet?
Oh you want to forget me, but that little voice in the back of your mind keeps castigating you..."Oh why, oh why, can't you be sexy like that wonderful Birdy?"

And your neighbours tell me you call out my name when you're asleep.

Bit creepy that.

The only thread you haven't infiltrated? That's denial. You know it's your spiritual home. Stop fighting it. Go over and rest your bunioned feet.

I only have sexy pals who aren't afraid to do it with the lights on.
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Old 22-09-2013, 23:03
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Oh you want to forget me, but that little voice in the back of your mind keeps castigating you..."Oh why, oh why, can't you be sexy like that wonderful Birdy?"

....

I only have sexy pals who aren't afraid to do it with the lights on.
Oh go and fly away birdy, else I will clip your wings.

What is it you do with the lights on? It is obviously not your makeup seeing how most of it has missed it intended target.
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Old 22-09-2013, 23:03
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Never mind the length .. feel the width!
Eww no thanks, I wouldn't soil my hands!


I only have sexy pals who aren't afraid to do it with the lights on.
I can only assume they are blind Mind you, they would need their sense of touch removed as well since you'd feel crepey and wrinkled and warty
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Old 22-09-2013, 23:26
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I've just had to bathe my beautiful, soft, silky-skinned body to cleanse myself of spitty crumbs.
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Old 22-09-2013, 23:30
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I've just had to bathe my beautiful, soft, silky-skinned body to cleanse myself of spitty crumbs.
Did you put them in your belly-button originally?
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Old 22-09-2013, 23:35
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Did you put them in your belly-button originally?
Your spitty crumbs in my belly button?!

That's a fetish too far for even me. That enters a disturbing world of perversion. You should remain in the dark.

Beast!
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Old 23-09-2013, 08:40
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Well, at least that shut Martin up for a bit

*basks in own sexiness*
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Old 23-09-2013, 18:47
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Your spitty crumbs in my belly button?!

That's a fetish too far for even me. That enters a disturbing world of perversion. You should remain in the dark.

Beast!
You are misunderstanding me. I thought it maybe something that Halo left behind.

Well, at least that shut Martin up for a bit
It is only that I forgot to reply earlier.
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Old 23-09-2013, 18:53
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You are misunderstanding me. I thought it maybe something that Halo left behind.



It is only that I forgot to reply earlier.
You've been down at the daycentre with the other oldies, listening to forties music!
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Old 23-09-2013, 21:52
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This thread is quiet.
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Old 23-09-2013, 21:59
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This thread is quiet.
Shhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! You noisy beggar!!
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Old 23-09-2013, 22:01
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Shhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! You noisy beggar!!
I knew you would reply.
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Old 23-09-2013, 22:04
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I knew you would reply.
I'm the only one who is sexy enough to be here ALL the time
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Old 23-09-2013, 22:04
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You've been down at the daycentre with the other oldies, listening to forties music!
Prefer 50s, far sexier !!
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Old 23-09-2013, 22:06
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Prefer 50s, far sexier !!
50s music sounds appalling You mean Bill Hayley and that sort of stuff??
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Old 23-09-2013, 22:10
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50s music sounds appalling You mean Bill Hayley and that sort of stuff??
Bill Hayley, Little Richard, Jerry Lee Lewis etc., if you want Rock 'n Roll, but the sexy girls like Alma Cogan and Petula Clark etc. They were pretty and feminine and very sexy (although not as sexy as me!).
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Old 23-09-2013, 22:10
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I'm the only one who is sexy enough to be here ALL the time
I thought Halo and Birdy ruled this thread.
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Old 23-09-2013, 22:11
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I thought Halo and Birdy ruled this thread.
Wrong. They are not sexy enough
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