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ROFLs!!!
In your dreams BirdyBee.....you just crept in here hoping for a crumb of acceptance from an exalted being such as myself and a bit of banter with the wannabee epsilons. I tolerate your occasional unsexy presence with my usual charm and grace but don't push your luck. ![]() She adores me. ![]() I liked you residing in my thread twassley-bobs because I thought you kept the place tidy for me. I may have to reconsider if you keep dropping crumbs.
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You see all you epsilons?
She adores me. ![]() I liked you residing in my thread twassley-bobs because I thought you kept the place tidy for me. I may have to reconsider if you keep dropping crumbs. ![]()
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Pardon me, Jenny come lately, this happens to be MY thread and mine alone. If I mess it up, I get Martin to lick it clean with his tongue. I'll get YOU to do it if you don't watch your lip!
![]() ![]() Just as you seem to have forgotten where you live. Off you pop luv to the Grump Old Women. Bless! Do you need a hand over the doorstep? ![]() A thread drenched in Martin's saliva is not sexy. I'm not licking anything tainted with his phlegm. Bleurgh. Birdy's thread.
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My name's not Jenny. I know it gets more difficult to recall names as you get older, so don't worry, I'm not offended.
![]() Just as you seem to have forgotten where you live. Off you pop luv to the Grump Old Women. Bless! Do you need a hand over the doorstep? ![]() A thread drenched in Martin's saliva is not sexy. I'm not licking anything tainted with his phlegm. Bleurgh. Birdy's thread. ![]() Never been in that thread actually....one of few I've not infiltrated ![]() Have your little pals over on the dark forum got over themselves yet? |
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I shone my sexy light into this tired thread and left you all blinking in wonderment.
![]() I still maintain my rule of this thread, and don't nobody forget it. |
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The light has been switched off.
I still maintain my rule of this thread, and don't nobody forget it.
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Reel your hose in, Martin....then tie a knot in it!
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Never was yours, and never will be! I only forget your name as you are very....forgettable...whoever you are :yawn:
Never been in that thread actually....one of few I've not infiltrated ![]() Have your little pals over on the dark forum got over themselves yet? ![]() And your neighbours tell me you call out my name when you're asleep. Bit creepy that. ![]() The only thread you haven't infiltrated? That's denial. You know it's your spiritual home. Stop fighting it. Go over and rest your bunioned feet. I only have sexy pals who aren't afraid to do it with the lights on. |
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Oh you want to forget me, but that little voice in the back of your mind keeps castigating you..."Oh why, oh why, can't you be sexy like that wonderful Birdy?"
![]() .... I only have sexy pals who aren't afraid to do it with the lights on. What is it you do with the lights on? It is obviously not your makeup seeing how most of it has missed it intended target. |
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Never mind the length .. feel the width!
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I only have sexy pals who aren't afraid to do it with the lights on. Mind you, they would need their sense of touch removed as well since you'd feel crepey and wrinkled and warty ![]() ![]()
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I've just had to bathe my beautiful, soft, silky-skinned body to cleanse myself of spitty crumbs.
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I've just had to bathe my beautiful, soft, silky-skinned body to cleanse myself of spitty crumbs.
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Did you put them in your belly-button originally?
![]() That's a fetish too far for even me. That enters a disturbing world of perversion. You should remain in the dark. ![]() Beast! |
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Well, at least that shut Martin up for a bit
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Your spitty crumbs in my belly button?!
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Well, at least that shut Martin up for a bit
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You are misunderstanding me. I thought it maybe something that Halo left behind.
It is only that I forgot to reply earlier. ![]()
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This thread is quiet.
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This thread is quiet.
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Shhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! You noisy beggar!!
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I knew you would reply.
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You've been down at the daycentre with the other oldies, listening to forties music!
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Prefer 50s, far sexier !!
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50s music sounds appalling
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I'm the only one who is sexy enough to be here ALL the time
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I thought Halo and Birdy ruled this thread.
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In your dreams BirdyBee.....you just crept in here hoping for a crumb of acceptance from an exalted being such as myself and a bit of banter with the wannabee epsilons. 





