Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)

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MartinRosen

27-10-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“I said that he hadn't had any UP TO THE POINT OF MY POST you silly old curmudgeon! Now stop banging on about money, it's even less sexy than you are normally ”

You didn't use those words. Now, look big, and pay up.

twassington

27-10-2013

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“You didn't use those words. Now, look big, and pay up.”

If you could see my bank balance you'd realise it was futile and give it up

chinchin

28-10-2013

acoolwelshbloke

28-10-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“If you could see my bank balance you'd realise it was futile and give it up ”

Well in that case we will split the 38DD's between us, I want the left one!

twassington

28-10-2013

Originally Posted by acoolwelshbloke:
“Well in that case we will split the 38DD's between us, I want the left one!”

acoolwelshbloke

28-10-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
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It's the twins we want not your mouth so you can close it.

twassington

28-10-2013

Originally Posted by acoolwelshbloke:
“It's the twins we want not your mouth so you can close it. ”

Tough shit Welshy, we come as a package

The storm has not been all that here, I've known far worse....unless it's still to come

Has your leek been blown across the valleys?

acoolwelshbloke

28-10-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Tough shit Welshy, we come as a package

The storm has not been all that here, I've known far worse....unless it's still to come Has your leek been blown across the valleys?”

You just made me spit my coffee all over my iphone

acoolwelshbloke

28-10-2013

We have had more of a breeze from a sheep passing wind than we got from the storm of the century. :s

twassington

28-10-2013

It's sunshine here!!

It was my cunning plan for you to spit coffee over the phone so you'd be unable to post in the sexy thread any more, but clearly iPhones are made of stronger stuff, goddammitttt!!!!!!!!

acoolwelshbloke

28-10-2013

Yea and nobody likes a spitter!

twassington

28-10-2013

It's not very sexy is it

acoolwelshbloke

28-10-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“It's not very sexy is it ”

It is when I do it.

The_Sleeper

28-10-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“It's not very sexy is it ”

Martin will have to change his services , after that photo surely ?

so unsexy

MartinRosen

28-10-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“If you could see my bank balance you'd realise it was futile and give it up ”

I would like access to your bank account, just to check. Please send sort code, account number, and passwords.

Thank you.

MartinRosen

28-10-2013

Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“

Martin will have to change his services , after that photo surely ?

so unsexy ”

What service should I change, and what to ?

twassington

28-10-2013

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I would like access to your bank account, just to check. Please send sort code, account number, and passwords.

Thank you.”

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“What service should I change, and what to ?”

How about "Mooby old has-been, totally unsexy and well over the hill

twassington

28-10-2013

Originally Posted by acoolwelshbloke:
“It is when I do it. ”

Extremely doubtful

The_Sleeper

28-10-2013

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“What service should I change, and what to ?”

this would do for starters .......... Still the sexiest member on DS ?

" once upon a time " maybe ?

twassington

28-10-2013

*slinks round thread in sultry fashion, wearing sexy low cut dress*

MartinRosen

28-10-2013

For those begging for a change, I have done so. It is far more accurate now.

twassington

28-10-2013

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“For those begging for a change, I have done so. It is far more accurate now.”

Not a single person on DS would vote for you to be the most sexy

Unless you paid them a LOT of money

MartinRosen

28-10-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Not a single person on DS would vote for you to be the most sexy

Unless you paid them a LOT of money ”

I didn't need to pay anybody in the survey. I asked my wife, and my two cats, and they all voted me

I didn't think it was worthwhile troubling anybody else with the survey, as i am sure they are far too busy to answer my obvious question.

acoolwelshbloke

28-10-2013

Ask whoever you want! once they see me they will vote for me!!

CrazyLoop

28-10-2013

Sorry guys and gals but I am the sexy one

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