Nothing more sexier than me.
Careful of catching flies.











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Tonight, I've realised I can't hold back any longer. I felt giddy at the first glimpse of your feathers. I idolize you. Your pictures cover my bedroom wall. I am happy that such pure sexiness exists. I feel humble in your presence. Please just let me be near you. Just follow the sunflower seeds to the bird bath. You're plucking amazing.”






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*summons minions to scrub sexy thread*
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How dare you address me in that vulgar and presumptious manner!!!!