Nothing more sexier than me.
Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)
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Originally Posted by acoolwelshbloke:
“Yawn :yawn:”
“Yawn :yawn:”
I think it's past your bedtime oh unsexy person.
My...what a wide mouth. You could fit four of those wimpy looking leeks in there.
Careful of catching flies.
Originally Posted by HaloJoe:
“Peck away
Ooooooh, i like your profile pic
Hows you Birdy?”
“Peck away
Ooooooh, i like your profile pic
Hows you Birdy?”
You're starting to look a little bruised.
I can kiss it better.
I'm just back to reclaim my crown. These unsexy little upstarts have no respect. They should be kissing my tootsies by now and swearing their allegiance.
Mind you...looking at the state of some of them...
*hides tootsies*
How's my Halo?
Originally Posted by BirdyBee:
“You're starting to look a little bruised.
I can kiss it better.
I'm just back to reclaim my crown. These unsexy little upstarts have no respect. They should be kissing my tootsies by now and swearing their allegiance.
Mind you...looking at the state of some of them...
*hides tootsies*
How's my Halo?”
“You're starting to look a little bruised.
I can kiss it better.
I'm just back to reclaim my crown. These unsexy little upstarts have no respect. They should be kissing my tootsies by now and swearing their allegiance.
Mind you...looking at the state of some of them...
*hides tootsies*
How's my Halo?”
Sorry, all i read was your 'tootsies'
MINE!!!!!!
Oh darling, i wear the crown here. You wear the Halo
I'm sexy, but you already know that
Originally Posted by HaloJoe:
“Sorry, all i read was your 'tootsies'
MINE!!!!!!
Oh darling, i wear the crown here. You wear the Halo
I'm sexy, but you already know that”
“Sorry, all i read was your 'tootsies'
MINE!!!!!!
Oh darling, i wear the crown here. You wear the Halo
I'm sexy, but you already know that
”
I know...I'm such a tease...
*wiggles tootsies*
You're probably right there. I'm elevated far above these mere mortals. Just don't let their greasy grasping fingers tarnish what's rightfully yours.
You are exceptionally sexy and worthy of my attention.
You may kiss my tootsies whilst you're down there.
Originally Posted by BirdyBee:
“I know...I'm such a tease...
*wiggles tootsies*
You're probably right there. I'm elevated far above these mere mortals. Just don't let their greasy grasping fingers tarnish what's rightfully yours.
You are exceptionally sexy and worthy of my attention.
You may kiss my tootsies whilst you're down there.”
“I know...I'm such a tease...
*wiggles tootsies*
You're probably right there. I'm elevated far above these mere mortals. Just don't let their greasy grasping fingers tarnish what's rightfully yours.
You are exceptionally sexy and worthy of my attention.
You may kiss my tootsies whilst you're down there.
”
Uh huh!
We're immortal (well your feel that soon*) *dives under the covers*
Thank you. Awwwwwwwwwwwww, your little tootsies
Down where*
I reckon we'll get a mention on 'that' site after this/that^
Woooooooooooooooooo, we're famous
Originally Posted by priscilla:
“
Very sexy of you. Truth is I worship the ground you walk on. I've been meaning to say this for so long. But it never seemed quite the right time. Tonight, I've realised I can't hold back any longer. I felt giddy at the first glimpse of your feathers. I idolize you. Your pictures cover my bedroom wall. I am happy that such pure sexiness exists. I feel humble in your presence. Please just let me be near you. Just follow the sunflower seeds to the bird bath. You're plucking amazing.”
“
Very sexy of you. Truth is I worship the ground you walk on. I've been meaning to say this for so long. But it never seemed quite the right time.
Tonight, I've realised I can't hold back any longer. I felt giddy at the first glimpse of your feathers. I idolize you. Your pictures cover my bedroom wall. I am happy that such pure sexiness exists. I feel humble in your presence. Please just let me be near you. Just follow the sunflower seeds to the bird bath. You're plucking amazing.”
Steady on now.
I know that's what you were trying to say...but c'mon...people are watching...
Originally Posted by priscilla:
“Then I come along and you are not so sexy anymore.”
“Then I come along and you are not so sexy anymore.”
You are 'alright' Cilla, i guess
Dunno about the welsh fella?
Twissy, the welsh dude wants him some sexy time
Yes, I'm totally infactuated by Birdy 
'Alright' purleeease I'm proper sexy.
Welshy and Twass.. is it over already.
'Alright' purleeease I'm proper sexy.
Welshy and Twass.. is it over already.
Originally Posted by HaloJoe:
“Uh huh!
We're immortal (well your feel that soon*) *dives under the covers*
Thank you. Awwwwwwwwwwwww, your little tootsies
Down where*
I reckon we'll get a mention on 'that' site after this/that^
Woooooooooooooooooo, we're famous”
“Uh huh!
We're immortal (well your feel that soon*) *dives under the covers*
Thank you. Awwwwwwwwwwwww, your little tootsies
Down where*
I reckon we'll get a mention on 'that' site after this/that^
Woooooooooooooooooo, we're famous
”
You have my attention. No one else exists. You don't need to play to an audience when you're playing with me.
I can guide you down there. Don't worry. Just make me happy. Again.
Originally Posted by priscilla:
“Yes, I'm totally infactuated by Birdy
'Alright' purleeease I'm proper sexy.
Welshy and Twass.. is it over already.”
“Yes, I'm totally infactuated by Birdy
'Alright' purleeease I'm proper sexy.
Welshy and Twass.. is it over already.”
Welshy has greenfly in his vegetable patch.
Twass is searching for pesticides.
Most unsexy.
Originally Posted by BirdyBee:
“You have my attention. No one else exists. You don't need to play to an audience when you're playing with me.
I can guide you down there. Don't worry. Just make me happy. Again.”
“You have my attention. No one else exists. You don't need to play to an audience when you're playing with me.
I can guide you down there. Don't worry. Just make me happy. Again.
”
En, f*cking, core
No darling, i know my way around your body. A guide, i need not
I find those 'landmarks' - I take great attention to detail. Ya know, things just bounce off of me?
Just thoughts, Sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiding around my 'funny little thought process'
Originally Posted by BirdyBee:
“Welshy has greenfly in his vegetable patch.
Twass is searching for pesticides.
Most unsexy.”
“Welshy has greenfly in his vegetable patch.
Twass is searching for pesticides.
Most unsexy.
”
Very unsexy.
Originally Posted by HaloJoe:
“En, f*cking, core
No darling, i know my way around your body. A guide, i need not
I find those 'landmarks' - I take great attention to detail. Ya know, things just bounce off of me?
Just thoughts, Sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiding around my 'funny little thought process'”
“En, f*cking, core
No darling, i know my way around your body. A guide, i need not
I find those 'landmarks' - I take great attention to detail. Ya know, things just bounce off of me?
Just thoughts, Sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiding around my 'funny little thought process'
”
Ohhhhh...naughty...
I know you don't need a guide. You're like a homing pigeon.
And you know you've distracted me now...hehehe....that's no mean feat.
Slide closer. Ring me.
Ohhhh dear me *summons minions to scrub sexy thread*
Mind you sweep up all those feathers and disinfect the bird mess areas!!
Ahh, finally, sexiness is restored! *ascends throne*
*summons minions to scrub sexy thread*Mind you sweep up all those feathers and disinfect the bird mess areas!!
Ahh, finally, sexiness is restored! *ascends throne*
Originally Posted by acoolwelshbloke:
“Get out of my thread you mingers!”
“Get out of my thread you mingers!
”
How dare you address me in that vulgar and presumptious manner!!!!*gives welshy a wedgie* Bet you don't feel very sexy now!
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