leek and lamb casserole i think i could stomach that...
bring it on welsh boy ...

( Chucks sons from the top of the forth road bridge * ..... does the fred a favor ......

Enters thread once more having bathed in the glory of past achievements.

Your roses are full of greenfly.

In agriculture, green manure

theres enough spoke on this fred, to keep them in bloom all year round !

Me and my shiny leek are back to sexy up the thread!

* Chucks green manure @ Mad Max *

Move over, also rans! I'm back from my trip to London.....and NO ONE is sexier than me!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, my thong and peephole bra got the title

I'm physically recoiling from the thought!!!!!!!!

I've sent you full colour pics!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your unsexiness has made me break DS

You would think vbulletin board software would be able to handle the unsexyness of your long post.

I'm in the lead in the running to be the new Mr Darcy

My sexiness outdoes software every time

How's your software? [The leek]

Welshy.

Release your leek, and step away from the pussy.

Do one ... Chelski

Evening Halo, are you birdwatching?

Do two


Hello twiss.

No, i'm watching Celebrity Antiques Road Trip

That sounds about as fascinating as watching a tripe eating contest in an old folks home!!

I think a Twiss would be a fabulous chocolate bar....it would have to be triangular like Toblerone, with layers of dark and white swiss chocolate and of course would be very......nutty

I'm about to get in the bath.

Puts scented candles around flat.

Turns on Barry White.

Dont forget tae flush .... first ?

*gets harpoon out*

Thar she blows

Can't fault Barry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttb1gjs8s1g