I like Tommy Cockles.

Top of the sexiest person list. I'm a sexy goddess of beauty.

I am no.1 sexy being for other reasons than my good looks!

I am even more sexy than Hilda Ogden and Ena Sharples put together

We don't want to hear about your unsexy perversions, ta very much


*rolls on floor laughing*


You look like Nora Batty on a bad hair day!

May this thread with all its hopefuls now rest in peace.

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Spectacular, Mindee, if a bit angry looking!

But really not sexy

R I P

death becomes me ..
I am the sexxyeristical corpse ever

I hope Mindee's not into necrophilia

Im not fussy ...I`m sexxy...

*knock knock*
*whose there??*
*sexiest person ever*
*Oh Priscilla, come in..*

fixed it for ya cos im sexxy i can do that

Hi all you unsexy people

The one true sexy one is here

thanks i do like to be acknowledged
I noticed you were looking at me when you said that..

I was looking at you when I said all you unsexy people

Move over unsexies! The Queen of Sexiness is here

Evening all

Looks around frantically, but cannot see her. There is a funny old witch-like person in the corner ... aah, that must be you Twass.

I suppose Mindee, Halo, Sonia, Welshy would think you look very sexy. À chacun son goût (that's foreign for 'cor blimey, you lot need your eyes testing!')

WOOoOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOoo!

the last time i saw someone sexxy i was looking at my reflection in the mirror

FACT:

That means each to his own, Martin....which is very true of in here except for MOI of course!!!

Time to give a breath of new life to this thread ........blow the lot of you.

What, even MARTIN??????

Oh hang on I shall get my leek out!