Just saw this on the DS main page, a younger Scott Maslen playing one of the early Grand Theft Auto protagonists in the live action intro:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5j1qvZRFRk

Thought some might like to see it given the release yesterday

Grand Plank Auto

Wouldn't Grant Sperm Auto be more fitting?
The game will follow sex addict gangster Jack Branning as he travels around London impregnating random blonde women.

They completely misused Jack!
He seemed capable of playing the bad guy!

Klendathu my friend, you should certainly have got most funniest poster.

Fighting off their husbands, stealing cars to escape from the police after they catch him in bed with their wives (in in the case of female police officers, getting them pregnant). Money has no value to Jack, he's in the business of stealing as many condoms as he can, just to destroy them.

Agreed. I WANT this game to be released!

Haha!
I'd play that .

By the end of the game, Jack has re-populated London with his army of babies .

Plus you can get the Expansion pack Grand Theft Chewbacca where Joey Branning teams up with his uncle to help ensure Jack doesn't get erectile dysfunction.

Haha


Nice A second Expansion Pack will have Max pop out of nowhere, he'll go around London, dragging his feet and convincing every one of Jack's former lovers that he'll marry them, and his mission will be to see how long he can stay with them without doing a runner to find Tanya. At the end of the game Lauren runs him over and Tanya buries him.