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Best ever lines on X Factor
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Hyper-gay Mancunican contestant: We're going t'Voice Ariel: You're not an academic. Simon: No, and you're not a very good singer Ariel: Oooooh! Brummie contestant: Simon, you are very, very rude! Simon: Well there's an eye opener. Sharon regarding obnoxious girl: Spoilt, spoilt, spoilt child Rejected contestant: Oh Simon... I have watched you and admired you, and I wanted you to tell me the truth. Simon: I did tell you the truth. It's a no Louis (regarding a rejected contestants album sales): 150 copies Simon! Simon (to rejected boyband): Useless! Disband immediately. Simon: I don't want to hear a ballad! Shek: Ballad? What's a ballad? Simon: Buy a dictionary and look up the word ballad. Simon (after Onkar Judge's audition): What the hell was that? Rejected Welsh contestant: "You're shit, and you know you're shit. |
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Gary: "I want to know which band member you were"
Rylan: "Well I definitely weren't you, I'm too skinny for that G"
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Spirit and Destiny audition, on the man being manhandled out by Tony the bouncer:
Sing 'em a song Della' ![]() Also the deluded couple saying they're off t'Voice ![]() Robert Unwin saying he sounded better in a karaoke when he had a bit of echo
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Gary: Where did you get that suit from, Argos?
Johnny: No, it was from your wardrobe. Gary: Louis, you say Frankie has no swagger and you do THIS to Johnny!? He looks like he's in Aladdin! Johnny: You can rub my lamp any time, Gary!
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The ones that Frankie Cocozza did.
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nicole to Chris - im more of a cocopops girl, with full fat milk. but you are giving me, kind of, vanilla skimmed milk, on top of a corn flake. a single cornflake.
nicole - i would of liked a bit of burger with that cheese. and nicoles best was just "no baby noo" |
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My favourite line was when one of the boy contestants said to Barlow:
'Sod off you fat, balding, boss-eyed git!' |
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Quote:
Rejected Welsh contestant: "You're shit, and you know you're shit.
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Sharon (to prostitute Rachel from Cardiff): It's not called a cassette anymore, it's a CD.
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and nicoles best was just "no baby noo"
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Louis: You're like a little Lenny Henry!
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Katie Waissel - "You know what sod it."
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nicole to Chris - im more of a cocopops girl, with full fat milk. but you are giving me, kind of, vanilla skimmed milk, on top of a corn flake. a single cornflake.
nicole - i would of liked a bit of burger with that cheese. and nicoles best was just "no baby noo" ![]() http://31.media.tumblr.com/1819fd10e...ddt2o1_500.gif http://31.media.tumblr.com/ae0ccb0b2...ddt2o1_500.gif http://24.media.tumblr.com/771084b0a...739ho4_250.gif http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8...6ul7o1_400.gif |
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Quote:
Gary: Where did you get that suit from, Argos?
Johnny: No, it was from your wardrobe. Gary: Louis, you say Frankie has no swagger and you do THIS to Johnny!? He looks like he's in Aladdin! Johnny: You can rub my lamp any time, Gary! ![]() also, when he wore the silver jumpsuit; Gary: "you look like you're about to go in the oven!" and Jonny's nod to Dolly: "it takes a lot to look this cheap, Gary" though i'm still giggling over sharon's completely sincere "i love a good surgeon" a couple of weeks ago
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for me:
"no baby no" |
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Dannii 2009 to Danyl
If we are to believe whats written in the papers maybe you didnt need to change the gender references. Room quiet Simon: what? ![]() Simon to contestant singing Mariah It was like something from star wars Dermot in XF final 2009 Welcome back to the final of XF 2008 ![]() Louis Dannii after Danyl singing, pointed to Simon Polar bears? |
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When Christopher did Fernando last year with the swimsuit clad dancers and Louis said 'Poor Fernando'
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