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Old 21-09-2013, 03:53
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Hyper-gay Mancunican contestant: We're going t'Voice

Ariel: You're not an academic.
Simon: No, and you're not a very good singer
Ariel: Oooooh!

Brummie contestant: Simon, you are very, very rude!
Simon: Well there's an eye opener.

Sharon regarding obnoxious girl: Spoilt, spoilt, spoilt child

Rejected contestant: Oh Simon... I have watched you and admired you, and I wanted you to tell me the truth.
Simon: I did tell you the truth. It's a no

Louis (regarding a rejected contestants album sales): 150 copies Simon!

Simon (to rejected boyband): Useless! Disband immediately.

Simon: I don't want to hear a ballad!
Shek: Ballad? What's a ballad?
Simon: Buy a dictionary and look up the word ballad.

Simon (after Onkar Judge's audition): What the hell was that?

Rejected Welsh contestant: "You're shit, and you know you're shit.
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Old 21-09-2013, 04:58
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Gary: "I want to know which band member you were"
Rylan: "Well I definitely weren't you, I'm too skinny for that G"
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Old 21-09-2013, 09:01
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Spirit and Destiny audition, on the man being manhandled out by Tony the bouncer:

Sing 'em a song Della'

Also the deluded couple saying they're off t'Voice

Robert Unwin saying he sounded better in a karaoke when he had a bit of echo
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Old 21-09-2013, 09:31
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Gary: Where did you get that suit from, Argos?
Johnny: No, it was from your wardrobe.

Gary: Louis, you say Frankie has no swagger and you do THIS to Johnny!? He looks like he's in Aladdin!
Johnny: You can rub my lamp any time, Gary!

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Old 21-09-2013, 09:37
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The ones that Frankie Cocozza did.
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Old 21-09-2013, 10:00
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nicole to Chris - im more of a cocopops girl, with full fat milk. but you are giving me, kind of, vanilla skimmed milk, on top of a corn flake. a single cornflake.

nicole - i would of liked a bit of burger with that cheese.

and nicoles best was just "no baby noo"
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Old 21-09-2013, 12:21
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My favourite line was when one of the boy contestants said to Barlow:

'Sod off you fat, balding, boss-eyed git!'
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Old 21-09-2013, 12:37
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Rejected Welsh contestant: "You're shit, and you know you're shit.
That whole audition basically: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqVOIWgtu50
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Old 21-09-2013, 14:34
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Sharon (to prostitute Rachel from Cardiff): It's not called a cassette anymore, it's a CD.
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Old 21-09-2013, 15:17
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and nicoles best was just "no baby noo"
That was when I knew I genuinely loved Nicole.
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Old 21-09-2013, 15:37
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Louis: You're like a little Lenny Henry!
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Old 21-09-2013, 15:42
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Katie Waissel - "You know what sod it."
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Old 21-09-2013, 15:50
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nicole to Chris - im more of a cocopops girl, with full fat milk. but you are giving me, kind of, vanilla skimmed milk, on top of a corn flake. a single cornflake.

nicole - i would of liked a bit of burger with that cheese.

and nicoles best was just "no baby noo"
Nicole wins best reactions too, they're priceless...
http://31.media.tumblr.com/1819fd10e...ddt2o1_500.gif

http://31.media.tumblr.com/ae0ccb0b2...ddt2o1_500.gif

http://24.media.tumblr.com/771084b0a...739ho4_250.gif

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Old 21-09-2013, 17:28
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Gary: Where did you get that suit from, Argos?
Johnny: No, it was from your wardrobe.

Gary: Louis, you say Frankie has no swagger and you do THIS to Johnny!? He looks like he's in Aladdin!
Johnny: You can rub my lamp any time, Gary!

ohhh jonnyxgary was golden!

also, when he wore the silver jumpsuit;
Gary: "you look like you're about to go in the oven!"

and Jonny's nod to Dolly: "it takes a lot to look this cheap, Gary"




though i'm still giggling over sharon's completely sincere "i love a good surgeon" a couple of weeks ago
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Old 21-09-2013, 17:30
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for me:

"no baby no"
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Old 21-09-2013, 17:47
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Dannii 2009 to Danyl
If we are to believe whats written in the papers maybe you didnt need to change the gender references.

Room quiet
Simon: what?

Simon to contestant singing Mariah
It was like something from star wars

Dermot in XF final 2009
Welcome back to the final of XF 2008

Louis Dannii after Danyl singing, pointed to Simon
Polar bears?
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Old 21-09-2013, 19:03
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When Christopher did Fernando last year with the swimsuit clad dancers and Louis said 'Poor Fernando'
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