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Old 23-09-2013, 12:06
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Go on......My son!
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Old 23-09-2013, 12:34
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"Remember when your husband made the bed and lost a leg?...and you Mrs O'Reilly, what about the time your husband washed a cup and burned the house down?"....
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Old 23-09-2013, 13:16
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'Doesn't Mary have a lovely bottom?'
'Careful Father, we don't want to offend the other girls'
'...but of course, they ALL have lovely bottoms!'

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Old 23-09-2013, 13:27
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'Ah brilliant! A load of people in a stable. It's the one thing I didn't expect!'
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Old 23-09-2013, 13:36
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"it was only resting in my account"
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Old 23-09-2013, 13:40
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Dougal: "Do you believe in God, then Ted?"
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Old 23-09-2013, 13:40
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"it was only resting in my account"


'BIZARRE financial irregularities.'
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Old 23-09-2013, 13:43
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It's like two completely different sheep!
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Old 23-09-2013, 13:46
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thank you for this thread. I don't believe it!



Father Ted is my most favourite sitcom of all time.
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Old 23-09-2013, 13:47
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'So you've changed your initial prediction of, what was it again? Ruud Gullit sitting on a shed? God Dougal, where do you get these ideas from? I bet it's just a lovely angel. What would you say is behind tomorrow's window, Father Jack?'
'A pair of fecking women's knickers!'
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Old 23-09-2013, 13:47
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"Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests... more drink!"
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Old 23-09-2013, 13:50
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"Didn't Jack once have a trial with Liverpool?... No Dougal he was on trial in Liverpool" haha the best comedy of all time.
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Old 23-09-2013, 14:01
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My fav scene from father ted is in the underwear department when all the priests got
Lost and couldnt find there way out.
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Old 23-09-2013, 14:06
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This chart came from Slovakia's premier lens manufacturers, Feckarse industries.
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Old 23-09-2013, 14:06
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The Lovely girls Competition its still on here in Ireland its known as the Rose of Tralee.
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Old 23-09-2013, 14:08
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"I don't think you understand Father. She was robbed. They stole her!"
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Old 23-09-2013, 14:10
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"Shur didn't he loose all his money in that Live aid thing... Its himself alright"
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Old 23-09-2013, 14:18
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That's the great thing about Catholicism - it's very vague and no-one knows what its really all about.
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Old 23-09-2013, 14:55
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Fupp off you grasshole!
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Old 23-09-2013, 15:24
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I love the holiday in the caravan episode when Ted explains that the animals are small because they are far away. Classic
Brilliant episode. I'm not normally a fan of Graham Norton but he's hilarious in this and also in the Richard Wilson episode.
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Old 23-09-2013, 15:25
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Ye've a face loike a pair of tits.

At least that's one pair between us.
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Old 23-09-2013, 15:32
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You're in for it now, Tony...
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Old 23-09-2013, 15:32
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God Bless political incorrectness, I love it

We need more politically incorrect shows on TV, Allo Allo, Benny Hill and many more.
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Old 23-09-2013, 15:55
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Who's for tea?
Tea?! Fe.ck!
Now, and what do you say to a cup?
Fe.ck off cup!

EDIT: The swear filter won't let me type fe.ck (hence the full stop in the middle)


Father Dougal: Our Father, who art in heaven...
Father Ted: (sternly) Hallowed.
Father Dougal: Hallowed be thy..
Father Ted: Name!
Father Dougal: Papa don't preach...
Father Ted: Dougal, you know you can praise God by sleep?
Father Dougal: Really?
Father Ted: Yes, it's a way of thanking Him for a tiring day.
Father Dougal: There are lots of ways you can praise God, aren't there. Like that time you told me I could praise him just by leaving the room.
Father Ted: Yes, that was a good one all right.
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Old 23-09-2013, 16:00
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Who's for tea?
Tea?! ****!
Now, and what do you say to a cup?
**** off cup!
That scene was my first experience of Father Ted! I'd never heard of it and was channel hopping and thought a sit-com about priests wouldn't be up to much. Boy, was I wrong
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