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#126 |
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Another Mrs Doyle special:
Mrs Doyle: They were a bit obsessed with the old…S-E-X. God I’m glad I never think of that type of thing Father. That whole sexual world. God, when you think of it it’s a dirty, filthy thing, isn’t it Father? Can you imagine Father? Can you imagine Father, looking up at your husband, and him standing over you with his lad in his hand, wanting you to degrade yourself? God almighty can you imagine that Father? Can you picture it there Father? Oh get a good mental picture of it. Can you see him there? Ready to do the business? ![]() ![]()
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#127 |
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Mrs. Doyle: There's always time for a nice cup of tea. Sure, didn't the Lord himself pause for a nice cup of tea before giving himself up for the world.
Fr Ted: No, he didn't, Mrs Doyle! Mrs. Doyle: Well, whatever the equivalent they had for tea in those days, cake or something & speaking of cake, I have cake! Fr Ted: No, thanks, Mrs. Doyle. Mrs. Doyle: Are you sure, Father? There's cocaine in it! Father Ted Crilly: WHAT? Mrs. Doyle: Oh, no, not cocaine. God, what am I on about? No, what d'ya call them. Raisins. |
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#128 |
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Mrs. Doyle: There's always time for a nice cup of tea. Sure, didn't the Lord himself pause for a nice cup of tea before giving himself up for the world.
Fr Ted: No, he didn't, Mrs Doyle! Mrs. Doyle: Well, whatever the equivalent they had for tea in those days, cake or something & speaking of cake, I have cake! Fr Ted: No, thanks, Mrs. Doyle. Mrs. Doyle: Are you sure, Father? There's cocaine in it! Father Ted Crilly: WHAT? Mrs. Doyle: Oh, no, not cocaine. God, what am I on about? No, what d'ya call them. Raisins. ![]() At the police station: Police Sargeant: I'm looking for a Mrs. Doyle.. first name, Mrs. (alarm sounds) Doyle
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#129 |
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There's one small exchange in particular that has been repeating itself in my mind for weeks now.
Eugene: Father, that sermon you did today.. (Ted looks all smug) Eugene: ...frankly, it bored the arse off me! Ted: Well Eugene, I'm not here to entertain you. If you want that type of thing, go and see Jean Michel Jarre or someone. Eugene: What the hell was it about, anyway!? Ted: Well, it was abo.. ![]() Eugene: Ugh. Jesus (quickly walks away) I just love the thought that Eugene was so bored that he didn't even register or comprehend anything that Ted was talking about. Not to mention the actor's delivery is hysterical. |
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I love that really boring priest who has no idea he's boring the arse off everybody saying things like "Well, I have to say my favourite colour is grey, no.. grey, with a hint of orange"
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Fr Purcell in the raffle episode is my all time favourite one off character, 17 years later and i still cry with laughter every time i see it!
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I love the priest in the raffle episode who only has 1 record, Ghost Town by The Specials
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#133 |
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Ted: 'Hello, Craggy Island Perochial House, Father Ted Crilly speaking'
Bishop Brenan: Crilly is that you? Ted: OH... ****! ![]() Brenan: WHAT?! ![]() Ted: Oo iz zis? Zere is no Crilly 'ere! Classic.TED "must have been a wrong number you dialed before" |
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#134 |
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then...
TED "must have been a wrong number you dialed before" |
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#135 |
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why are More 4 not showing S3 ep 7 tonight they are showing ep 5,6 and then 8?
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#136 |
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Would love to see a special episode seeing what the characters are like now and how they are coping without Ted.
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#137 |
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Would love to see a special episode seeing what the characters are like now and how they are coping without Ted.
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#138 |
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I'm sure Ted is up there somewhere - reminiscing and maybe watching some 'Father Ben'
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#139 |
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Looks like More 4 have dropped the Sunday night showings.
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#140 |
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"More water"
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there should make more of this series, it was brilliant i doubt the cleaner would be in it though she does not like talking about it
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there should make more of this series, it was brilliant i doubt the cleaner would be in it though she does not like talking about it
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there should make more of this series, it was brilliant i doubt the cleaner would be in it though she does not like talking about it
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#144 |
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"Don't call me Len, you little prick!"
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Jack: "Hey, Hey, Hey you there! What the hell is this?
Ted: That's a spoon father. Makes me laugh everytime I think or say it. |
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#146 |
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I love Father Ted. Its a brilliant show that as previous posters have said, it doesn't age.
I was out the back door the other having a fag and it was snowing, so I ended up quoting Fr. Ted when he is in the funeral home with Fr. Jack! |
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#147 |
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And it's left Netflix along with all the other Channel 4 shows - cancelled.
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#148 |
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Father Ted without Father Ted??
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Father Ted without Father Ted??
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I love Father Ted. Its a brilliant show that as previous posters have said, it doesn't age.
I was out the back door the other having a fag and it was snowing, so I ended up quoting Fr. Ted when he is in the funeral home with Fr. Jack!
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I really should give it another watch. I've seen the entire series on dvd once and bits and pieces of them on tv. I loved the episodes with Bishop Brennan and the rabbits and the sarcastic priest.
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