Big Brother: Hello fellow DS forumners and welcome to the Live Autumn Celebrity Soap Big Brother 2013 Launch night! Wow! Try to say that in one breath! And now on with the ceremony! Every annual Big Brother, their shall be a different presenter. Those old, missed, and dearly loved soap legends who have departed our beloved soaps. Now for this season's presenter!
A much adored matriarch, who had fans racked up in excitement, when she returned as a guest for a very recent and special episode! This little east-end bird is coming back to your screens!
Ladies and Gentleman, raise your hands for the legend that is......PEGGY MITCHEL!

The audience are up on their feet as a glamorous Peggy Mitchel hobbles on to the stage.

Peggy: Settle down you noisy lot! Now you lot better sort yourselves out, or YOU CAN GET OUT MA PUB! (audience cheers) I am thrilled and honored to have been chosen as this year's presenter. But what I'm most excited about, is our first soap housemates!
The housemates need to get on, work together, put up with eachother. Most important of all, they need to be faaaaamily! It's all about faaaaaaaamily!
Let me tell you, with this season lineup, I'm sure theirs gunna be a couple of housemates who rub the other up the wrong way! LIKE SHARON WATTS THE TWO FACED BITCH! I mean, the whole show could be a car crash. Like the one's my dear phwil had to endure! Their was the first crash after my dear phwil and grant crashed into the Thames! It was all Sharon watts the twofaced bitch fault!

Before we go any further I'd like to quickly go over something. Housemates will nominate eachother at the beginning of the week. Then the three nominees shall be judged over the course of the week over how well they've acted in their own individual soap. If someone had a bad week or just reflects not a very likable character compared to the other nominees , then they should be voted to leave. Voting happens by dm-img Eastie_fan account.

Well thats enough of me nattering, it's time for our first house mate! All the way from the wet cobbles of Manchester, please welcome PETER BARLOWWWWW!

Peter Barlow walks through the door to a cheering crowd. He walks up to old, Peggy.

Peggy: So, why is it love that you've decided to entere Big brother, Peter?

Peter: Well it's been a tough couple of months for me, Peggy. Recently I've gone bankrupt and lost me business. I'm hoping winning Big Brother will give me a chance to start afresh.

Peggy: Okay then Peter, you can go on up!

Peter runs up the stairs and before he enters the house, he waves at the audience. When he gets in he walks down the entrance stairs of Big brother house. He looks around in amazement. He spots a tray of glasses with champagne. He grabs a couple of glasses.
Back to the Peggy.

Peggy: Look at him! He's already back on the booze! Just like my darlin phwil! Well folks, it's time for a quick break, but we'l be back with two more housemates and a little, teeny twist. Don't go anywhere! Except you, Sharon Watts, you two faced old bitch!

I want Sharon be the next housemate and read the interview between her and Peggy, let's wait and see

Haha lol

Peggy: Hello and we're back! And without any further ado let's welcome together our second and third Celebrity Soap Housemates! Two completely different individuals, except for the fact they both may have gotten in trouble with the law! Gasp! Well I predict a riot for these two popular characters. One, is faaaaamily who's all her life, been through one drama after another; whilst the other is a one half of one of the most popular soap couples ever!
Please put your hands up for RONNIE MITCHEL AND STE HAYS(sorry bout misspelling)

Ronnie and Ste both walk out of the eye entrance to an extremely excited crowd. Both a little nervous, they make their way toward Peggy.

Peggy: Ronnie darling! Well I was very surprised to here that you were going to take part this season!
Ronnie: Yeah, I was a bit surprised an'all! But as Alfie has banned Roxy from seeing me, I thought why not appear on Roxy's favourite programme!
Peggy; And you Ste, why have you decided to take on the might of big brother?
Ste: Well Pegs, I fancied a change, tha's all! An considerin som'a the thing I've dealt wiv in my life, big brother would be a doddle!
Peggy: Oh! Gotta confident un ere! Well I wish you the very best of luck, Ronnie Mitchel and Ste hays everyone!!

Both Ronnie and Ste enter the house. At the bottom of the stairs they meet a lonely Peter Barlow. After introducing themselves, big brother calls the three to the dairy room. They each sit nervously.

Big Brother: Hello housemates! I hope your all well and excited for this season of Big brother! As you know Big brother like secrets and twists, and as a secret task we have decide to pick the three of you to become the first ever Big Brother Soap Cult. This means that you as a group have specific power that other housemates won't have. For example, each week one of you, will be randomly picked to be immune from the eviction. No matter how many nominees you each receive. Secondly, and the most important. You as a group will be allowed to discuss nominations, a privilege other housemates won't have. This means that you can privately discuss nominations and even decide as a whole who to vote for. But remember this must be a secret and no housemate must ever know!

Ronnie, Ste and Peter look at eachother excitedly!

Back outside to Peggy.
Peggy: Oh a Cult, eh! I can't believe a Mitchel would join a cult! Anyway time for another short break! See yu ina a bit!

Peggy: And we're back! Now it's gettin late so we best get crackin on! Now for our first Duo! Two cheeky best freinds who each are very loud and annoying! Don't believe me, ask poor Tamwar who has to put up wiv em! One's famous at foe shouting: RICKAAAAAY, and the other is well known for her one night stands and saucy affairs! Please welcome our first pair of housemates: KAT MOON AND BIANCA BUTCHER!

The crowd cheer as Bianca and Kat come strutting onto the stage, with bright makeup and two very small dresses! Both squeel as the hug Peggie!

Peggie: Right then girls, why ate you both ere?
Bianca: Well I'm always quite short and never ave anyfin to feed mi kids wiv. Well ova then Mcklunkies and chicken Nuggets. Plus you always here bout those tv romances! Maybe I might meet Mr right in their!
Kat: Na! It's an 'ole pile of doggy doo! Us gettin a man in their is as likely as Essex, havin a braincell in that stupid 'ead of 'ers!
Peggy: Oy, less of that you! Roxy's faaaaamily and you don't mess with faaaaamily! You lucky I didn't swing one at yer, cause I'm savin it for Sharon, THE TWO FACED OLD COW! Well in yer go!

Kat and Bianca exitedly run up the stairs, with Bianca slippin at the top stairs. They both drunkenly enter the house. As they decend the stairs, Kat notices Ronnie and vice versa! Their is an awkward moment but they over come it by introducing themselves to Peter Barlow and Ste Hayes. As they help themselves to a glass of wine, Bianca shamelessly flirts Peter. The Cult group give eachother quick eye contact as they socialise.

Back to Peggy.
Peggy: Righto ppl! Time for our fifth and final housemate of today's launchnight! She's a big drama queen from old Manchester, put your hands up for TINA MCINTYRE!

Tina struts along the stage wearing a beautiful dress. She approaches peggie.
Peggie: Wow, look at you! You look fabulous! Your dress is stunning!
Tina: Oh thank you! It was dead expensive so Rita bought-ed for me!
Peggie: Oh right! And what are your chances of winning Celeb Soap Big Brother?
Tina: Well I wouldn't say before I've met the other housemates!
Peggie: Well goodluck and off you go!
Tina hurriedly walks up the stairs and turns to smile at the audience before entering the house.

Peggie: Well folks that's the end of the first launch night! We've already got six housemates in their and already a secret cult group! Gasp! Well I'L hopefully see yu tommorow for the second Launch night were we shall see the remaining housemates enter. Have a lovely night and get out my show!

The programme end with Tina greeting the housemates.

Well folks stay tuned, tommorow for for our seven other Housemates to enter. Thanks for anyone whose read This! Peace out!

Okay Looking forward to it x

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