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Results:Just for fun...
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6 (15.79%)
2
2 (5.26%)
3
22 (57.89%)
4
0 (0%)
5
1 (2.63%)
6
4 (10.53%)
7
2 (5.26%)
8
1 (2.63%)
Voters: 38. You can't vote on this poll right now - are you signed in?
(More) Strictly's Worst Dances!
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Doktor Dances
24-09-2013
Just can't get enough, just can't get enough.....

Remember, folks, it's all just for fun


1] Ann and Anton, "Paso Doble" (16 points)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj-tOVBVplQ

2] Nancy and Anton, "Paso Doble" (18 points)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3yBcDDH_3E

3] Michael and Natalie, "Jive" (15 points)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpXL_mpc1d4

4] Fern and Artem "Viennese Waltz" (24 points)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoIUQy8PF_w

5] Michael and Natalie, "Argentine Tango" (26 points)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_1J6ZyXMIc

6] Victoria and Brendan "Rumba" (22 points)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf6zsN5ZtyY

7] Ricky and Erin "Paso Doble" (29 points)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoAfXc-g7_M

8] Jo and Brendan "Tango" (18 points)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8o1vQCZfjA
olivej
24-09-2013
I loved Michael and Natalies jive

It was soooooooooooo bad it was good
Kmc1978
24-09-2013
Michael and Natalie's Jive every time. It's not just the dance, which is comedy genius within itself, but also Natalie wetting herself all through the judges comments & scores that makes it brilliant despite it's awfulness <3
Agent Krycek
24-09-2013
Another one for Michael and Natalie's jive - just perfect in its dreadfulness - Unintended, genuine humour is always the best
peeve
24-09-2013
It was a toss-up because my default setting is that Ann and Anton did the worst dances in Strictly history so must always 'win' such a poll. But their paso was marginally better than their samba so, in the end, I had to vote for Michael and Natalie's jive, which cheers me up every time I watch it because it is just SO bad. Even his wood-chopping is out of time.
DingDong08
24-09-2013
Yet another one here for Michael & Natalie's Jive, and I agree with whoever said that Natalie peeing herself just made the whole thing even more hysterical to watch!
girlcrisis
24-09-2013
Michael and Natalie's Jive is the ultimate "so bad it's good dance" because Michael is just so good humoured about it.

I regard Ann and Anton's Samba as the nadir of Ann's Strictly dances but given she refused to even attempt most of the basics of every Latin dance they all become one in the same, each faintly resembling a boy scout helping a cantankerous old woman across a busy road.
peeve
25-09-2013
Originally Posted by girlcrisis:
“Michael and Natalie's Jive is the ultimate "so bad it's good dance" because Michael is just so good humoured about it.

I regard Ann and Anton's Samba as the nadir of Ann's Strictly dances but given she refused to even attempt most of the basics of every Latin dance they all become one in the same, each faintly resembling a boy scout helping a cantankerous old woman across a busy road.”

Wasn't the samba the yellow knickers one? I can't check because I might accidentally catch some of the routine and these last years of therapy will have been wasted...
tabithakitten
25-09-2013
Originally Posted by peeve:
“It was a toss-up because my default setting is that Ann and Anton did the worst dances in Strictly history so must always 'win' such a poll. But their paso was marginally better than their samba so, in the end, I had to vote for Michael and Natalie's jive, which cheers me up every time I watch it because it is just SO bad. Even his wood-chopping is out of time. ”

Nope, my reflex is still strong.

"Worst" + "Widdecombe" = click.

How can anybody vote for Michael and Natalie's jive as a "worst" dance? It should be shown as therapy to those in crisis.
perdiedumpling
25-09-2013
Originally Posted by girlcrisis:
“I regard Ann and Anton's Samba as the nadir of Ann's Strictly dances but given she refused to even attempt most of the basics of every Latin dance they all become one in the same, each faintly resembling a boy scout helping a cantankerous old woman across a busy road.”

That *"$*&ŁEing rumba.

The props, the music, and the whole "won't it be funny to see Ann do the dahnce of luuuurve". Urgh.
girlcrisis
25-09-2013
Originally Posted by perdiedumpling:
“That *"$*&ŁEing rumba.

The props, the music, and the whole "won't it be funny to see Ann do the dahnce of luuuurve". Urgh.”

Oh, I can't remember their Rumba and I'm not even slightly tempted to look on Youtube to refresh my memory. Given she found all the Latin dances lewd and inappropriate was she able to do anything other than stand completely still during the Rumba?

Originally Posted by peeve:
“Wasn't the samba the yellow knickers one? I can't check because I might accidentally catch some of the routine and these last years of therapy will have been wasted...”

That's the one. A canary yellow dress with glittery angel wings on the back. Len uttered the immortal line: "Ann, you're like haemorrhoids: you keep coming back more painful than ever."
cwickham
25-09-2013
Why are there three perfectly competent dances (with reasonable marks) in this list of supposedly worst ever?
Doktor Dances
25-09-2013
Originally Posted by cwickham:
“Why are there three perfectly competent dances (with reasonable marks) in this list of supposedly worst ever?”

Partly through personal taste, partly because some of the worst of the worst are nowhere to be found on YouTube
Kmc1978
25-09-2013
Originally Posted by tabithakitten:
“Nope, my reflex is still strong.

"Worst" + "Widdecombe" = click.

How can anybody vote for Michael and Natalie's jive as a "worst" dance? It should be shown as therapy to those in crisis.”

I think that most of us are voting for the jive in the sense of- it was so bad despite the fact that he really was trying so hard (Ann never even tried so not surprising that she was so awful), it was so bad that it's enjoyable & fun to watch without making you want to gouge your own eyes out (looking at Quentin Wilson & Vorderumba here) & the fact that they found it hilarious that they were so bad was the icing on the cake. So even though there have been worse dances on the cringeworthy or lack of effort scale, Michael & Natalie have done the Best Worst dance & my favourite worst dance... they are votes of appreciation rather than derision
Kmc1978
25-09-2013
Originally Posted by Doktor Dances:
“Partly through personal taste, partly because some of the worst of the worst are nowhere to be found on YouTube ”

*coughvorderumbacough*

*coughAnton&JanredbabygroJivecough*

Poppysinbloom
25-09-2013
There are lots of worse dances available on YouTube. As others have mentioned the Vorderhumba is one and Craig Kelly's latin dances are some others. In addition I had the misfortune to stumble upon Jared Murillo's chachacha with Tina. Murillo was as bad as Tina in that one as Tina, who was making an effort to be fair. I wasn't sure what Murillo was doing ...

Edit: Ooh and I'd like to add Robin and Lisa's QS from last series. It was an appalling lumpy dumpy effort with a tasteless roll over at the end from Lisa.
Damahepa
25-09-2013
As much as Michael's Jive was beautifully woeful, and the obvious Widdecombe and Del'Olio connotations- the worst dance, simply for it being so awful and yet overmarked, was Ricky and Erin's Paso. It was simply woeful, and yet somehow got 7s and 8s? That utterly heinous bit on the stairs brings me out in a rage!
Agent Krycek
25-09-2013
Originally Posted by Kmc1978:
“I think that most of us are voting for the jive in the sense of- it was so bad despite the fact that he really was trying so hard (Ann never even tried so not surprising that she was so awful), it was so bad that it's enjoyable & fun to watch without making you want to gouge your own eyes out (looking at Quentin Wilson & Vorderumba here) & the fact that they found it hilarious that they were so bad was the icing on the cake. So even though there have been worse dances on the cringeworthy or lack of effort scale, Michael & Natalie have done the Best Worst dance & my favourite worst dance... they are votes of appreciation rather than derision ”

Indeed, I love them for that dance, everything about it, including their reactions were brilliant, but importantly Michael really put his all into it and tried - maybe worst dance is the wrong title, as there's been very many dances I've enjoyed far less that have made me want to gorge my eyes out with a spoon (Jason/Kristina's morris dancing/serial killing/hair sniffing/boobage flashing AT springs to mind - I would mention Widdy, but I'm still trying to pretend she didn't really happen).

Maybe 'most enjoyable worst dance' for Michael's jive?
Mr_Eye
25-09-2013
I don't really understand why a dance that scored 29 is on the list?
Angela
25-09-2013
All time worst dance for me has to be.. Brendan and Lisa's showdance...
holly berry
25-09-2013
Obviously the really bad dances have not been included probably because to call them dances in the first place would be so wrong but one of favourite bad dances of recent years has to be Sid and Ola's Cha Cha to the theme from Ghostbusters
perdiedumpling
25-09-2013
Originally Posted by girlcrisis:
“Oh, I can't remember their Rumba and I'm not even slightly tempted to look on Youtube to refresh my memory. Given she found all the Latin dances lewd and inappropriate was she able to do anything other than stand completely still during the Rumba?
”

It was the Titanic one. Awful music, horrible choreo, and zero attempt to dance. To be honest, the music alone is reason enough to loathe it - add in everything else and the Widdecombe woman?
edy10
25-09-2013
I dont think that Fern and Artem and especially Ricky and Erin Paso (C'mon this was one of their best dances and kind of a " break through " week for them ) should be in this list. I have seen far worse dances at Strictly than those dances.
edy10
25-09-2013
Originally Posted by Mr_Eye:
“I don't really understand why a dance that scored 29 is on the list?”

me either
I loved that dance and it was one of their best dances.
edy10
25-09-2013
Originally Posted by Angela:
“All time worst dance for me has to be.. Brendan and Lisa's showdance...”

Ha bacofoil
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