take bits and pieces of BB hms to make your perfect HM
perfect housemate
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Originally Posted by Electra:
“Dan. Every last bit and piece of him.
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“Dan. Every last bit and piece of him.
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As bits and pieces go, you could do a lot worse.
Take Cameron's wild party spirit, Jason's humillity, Emma's intelligence, Gos's slim sexy body, Tommy's sexual technique, Jackie's tact and Bez's brain cell count...
and you have the perfect House Mate to evict within 2 hours of entering the house!
Naw! I'll just have Kenz as my perfect HM. (Preferably locked in my basement!)
and you have the perfect House Mate to evict within 2 hours of entering the house!
Naw! I'll just have Kenz as my perfect HM. (Preferably locked in my basement!)
do you mean perfect hm in terms of who you like as person, or perfect housemate in terms of what makes good viewing.
I'll go for a mix of both
Jades ability to create strong reactions + John Tickles 'nice guy' personna + Alex's & Sandys honesty + Victors cartoon character + Nadias human interest + Brians humour + Anouskas looks + Helens endearing niaveity + Emmas child like personna.
I'll go for a mix of both
Jades ability to create strong reactions + John Tickles 'nice guy' personna + Alex's & Sandys honesty + Victors cartoon character + Nadias human interest + Brians humour + Anouskas looks + Helens endearing niaveity + Emmas child like personna.
Originally Posted by yahoodlums:
“Victor was the perfect HM.”
“Victor was the perfect HM.”
Outside the diary room, Victor was incredibly dull.
Originally Posted by lulu g:
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You're a sick man, metafis!”
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You're a sick man, metafis!”
I know
I wonder what a composite face of all those hm's would look like?
Originally Posted by darling:
“Not compared to Kate, he wasn't!”
“Not compared to Kate, he wasn't!
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Apart from two mildly amusing comments in the diary room, can you tell us when Victor was interesting/slightly amusing in the house, either on a one-to-one basis or within a group? And bare in mind, Victor(& Jade) didn't think much of Alex Sibley's fiance Mel during the BB panto.
Kate won BB3 quite comfortably.
Originally Posted by new_rose:
“Outside the diary room, Victor was incredibly dull.”
“Outside the diary room, Victor was incredibly dull.
”
I disagree!
He wasn't any better INSIDE the DR either - a joke of a person!
Originally Posted by new_rose:
“Apart from two mildly amusing comments in the diary room, can you tell us when Victor was interesting/slightly amusing in the house, either on a one-to-one basis or within a group? And bare in mind, Victor(& Jade) didn't think much of Alex Sibley's fiance Mel during the BB panto. Kate won BB3 quite comfortably. ”
“Apart from two mildly amusing comments in the diary room, can you tell us when Victor was interesting/slightly amusing in the house, either on a one-to-one basis or within a group? And bare in mind, Victor(& Jade) didn't think much of Alex Sibley's fiance Mel during the BB panto.
Kate won BB3 quite comfortably. ”
You want examples?
I thought he was extremely interesting both on fight night and during the wedding feast. I mightn't have liked his behaviour particularly and I thought he was a bully, but it was also interesting.
I also liked the milky bedtime drink scene with Jason. Most amusing I thought.
It's bear not bare, by the way. I don't care to see the word bare used anywhere close to Victor or Jade!
And what has Mel got to do with it, or Alex?
Unless its the subject of the thread that brought him to your mind. In which case I thoroughly agree. He is the absolutely perfect housemate.
I also agree that Kate did win BB3 comfortably after a lengthy campaign of favouritism and dodgy editing in her favour. All the signs are that even C4 and Endemol regret it now.
Originally Posted by new_rose:
“Apart from two mildly amusing comments in the diary room, can you tell us when Victor was interesting/slightly amusing in the house, either on a one-to-one basis or within a group?”
“Apart from two mildly amusing comments in the diary room, can you tell us when Victor was interesting/slightly amusing in the house, either on a one-to-one basis or within a group?”
Although I'm one of Victor's biggest detractors, I'll give him credit for the time he sang a song on his stomach crawling from lounge to garden - hilarious - anybody remember the incident/song ?
Originally Posted by metafis:
“err, are'nt we going off topic a bit?
does anyone else have a fav 'mix' for their composite hm?”
“err, are'nt we going off topic a bit?
does anyone else have a fav 'mix' for their composite hm?”
I posted mine: Kate's unique & sublime ability to impersonate/satirize housemate & Dan's hilarious wit.
Originally Posted by new_rose:
“I posted mine: Kate's unique & sublime ability to impersonate/satirize housemate & Dan's hilarious wit.”
“I posted mine: Kate's unique & sublime ability to impersonate/satirize housemate & Dan's hilarious wit.”
Boiling her knickers in a saucepan - she wouldn't be MY perfect housemate!
Originally Posted by new_rose:
“I posted mine: Kate's unique & sublime ability to impersonate/satirize housemate & Dan's hilarious wit.”
“I posted mine: Kate's unique & sublime ability to impersonate/satirize housemate & Dan's hilarious wit.”
I can't see how Kate's somewhat basic, school-playground 'humour' could co-exist in the one individual with Dan's urbane quick wit.
Originally Posted by Omah:
“Although I'm one of Victor's biggest detractors, I'll give him credit for the time he sang a song on his stomach crawling from lounge to garden - hilarious - anybody remember the incident/song ?”
“Although I'm one of Victor's biggest detractors, I'll give him credit for the time he sang a song on his stomach crawling from lounge to garden - hilarious - anybody remember the incident/song ?”
That was cringeworthy. :yawn:
Originally Posted by lulu g:
“I can't see how Kate's somewhat basic, school-playground 'humour' could co-exist in the one individual with Dan's urbane quick wit.”
“I can't see how Kate's somewhat basic, school-playground 'humour' could co-exist in the one individual with Dan's urbane quick wit.”
Kate & Dan would have got on brilliantly.
Imagine what Dan would have thought about Alex's inane whinging - Alex & Ahmed were equally pathetic.
Originally Posted by puddy:
“I wish Alison had stayed longer - who knows how funny she could've been.”
“I wish Alison had stayed longer - who knows how funny she could've been.”
Anyone who has seen her on This Morning knows just how funny she isn't.
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