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Old 30-09-2013, 20:03
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That was crap but I'm going to put you thtough because you've got a great rack and your butt looks fine in hotpants. We'll autotune you till you sound like Steven Hawking but you'll be on every note. The punters don't care about singers anyway. Look how well Cheryl did.



Family? My family? Are you having a laugh. I couldn't give a toss about my family. I'm doing it for the burds and the money.
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Old 30-09-2013, 20:10
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Act's Mentor - "You know, they're right. That was a bad song choice on my part. My bad."

"To be honest, music's not really my life. I just kind of auditioned on a whim and got to the live shows. Life huh?"

"I like my job."

"Yeah my family are great, but I don't see what they have to do with anything to be honest"

After Elimination - "This probably will be the last you hear of me."

Nicole - Something sensical.
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Old 30-09-2013, 21:35
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"I love my job"

"I've actually sang on stage before with U2, Prince and Ghandi"

"I know you built me up and the press loved me but I am going to disappear into obscurity,"

"I am childless, my mother is alive, my dad is around and we are middle class,"
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Old 30-09-2013, 21:54
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"And which artist would like to be as big as?"
"Steve Brookstein"
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Old 30-09-2013, 21:54
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I only applied because The Voice said I was shit
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Old 30-09-2013, 21:59
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I only applied because The Voice said I was shit

that made me chuckle..
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Old 01-10-2013, 09:05
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I think we put the wrong people through at judges houses.

Everyone knows you're never going to win. You're just here to make up the numbers.
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Old 01-10-2013, 10:27
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"We have had lots of people like her before but we need someone quirky/a big ballad warbler/pretty boy"
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Old 01-10-2013, 10:31
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"That was an amazing thrash metal version of 'Firework' by Katy Perry. You are a surefire winner!!"
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Old 01-10-2013, 10:35
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Stop crying. STOP CRYING!!! You disgust me.
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Old 01-10-2013, 10:51
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"Is this really the best the country has to offer? I think the 24 of you should be entered into the Hunger Games instead,"
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Old 01-10-2013, 10:55
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Louis - you remind me of a young gary glitter
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Old 01-10-2013, 11:00
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Demott: Amazing comments from the judges there. What do you think of that?

Contestant: Usual load of insincere guff innit. I don't know how they have the bloody cheek to do this every year. Especially Louis. The guys an idiot.

Dermott: Yeah. I know. Imagine how I feel having to go through this nonsense yet again. Next year we're replacing him with a robot.

Contestant: No-one will notice.

Detmott: Probably not.

Louis: You absolutely nailed it.
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Old 01-10-2013, 11:15
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Old 01-10-2013, 11:31
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"To vote for Melanie McCabe call 07......"
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Old 01-10-2013, 11:40
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"To vote for Melanie McCabe call 07......"
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Old 01-10-2013, 11:52
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And the winner of the X Factor 2013 is.....


SIMON COWELL'S BACK POCKET


*fireworks explode*
*judges stand applauding*
*Simon ascends from the ground*
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Old 01-10-2013, 11:56
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And the winner of the X Factor 2013 is.....


SIMON COWELL'S BACK POCKET


*fireworks explode*
*judges stand applauding*
*Simon ascends from the ground*
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Old 01-10-2013, 13:20
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"Melanie/Jade you're in my top three"
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Old 01-10-2013, 13:26
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"I'd put you through to the live shows if I could but it's out of my hands".
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Old 01-10-2013, 13:31
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I can't sing. I can't dance. I don't know why I'm here really.
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Old 01-10-2013, 13:34
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I can't sing. I can't dance. I don't know why I'm here really.
Zayn (Of one direction) said that in his bootcamp where he said he can't dance. It was a classic. to this day he is known as Zayn can't dance, won't dance in our house.
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Old 01-10-2013, 13:34
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"This isn't The Voice. Your above-average vocals can't cover for your lack of personality, charisma, and pretty much everything else."
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Old 01-10-2013, 13:37
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Zayn (Of one direction) said that in his bootcamp where he said he can't dance. It was a classic. to this day he is known as Zayn can't dance, won't dance in our house.
Happy 10,000th post
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Old 01-10-2013, 13:47
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You know last week when I said you were world class? That was just for the cameras. I didn't actually mean it.


My mentor is a bit of an idiot. Doesn't really mentor at all.


Input? No. I don't have any input. A car comes, we go to a rehearsal room and I do what I'm told,
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