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Fave Blanche Hunt Line
I fancy a laugh so does anyone want to quote their favourite Blanche line?
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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"Don't worry Tracy, the Croppers will never get custody. He's a loony and she's a man."
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Can't remember it exactly but the gist is:
"Good looks are a curse, Deirdre - you and Kenneth should think yourselves lucky." |
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Join Date: Nov 2004
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Mine has already been posted ('he's a loony & she's a man') so here's another
Liz McDonald (tarted up to the nines) - 'I'm going for a job interview' Blanche - 'Is it a job as a prostitute?' Check here for more http://forum.digitalspy.co.uk/board/...d.php?t=185207 |
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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On Frankie Baldwin:
"She's got more front than Woolworths" |
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Join Date: May 2003
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"He's a loony and she's a man" is a classic!!!!
Also, "its like a blue tit in resdence" about Liz McDonald!
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Join Date: Nov 2004
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I must admit, this is another fav of mine
"I couldn't help overhearing.....as you have a voice like a foghorn"
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Blanche "When I die, can you make sure you don't tell people by a beep beep beep beep and do it by telephone?
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'...cometh the day, cometh the hour, cometh blanche hunt'
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Cardiff
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'Kenneth, you had better learn to start taking pleasure from other people's misery or you are going to have a very unhappy old age!'
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"im not letting 2 fellas bring up my great grandchild, even if one of them does wear a frock"
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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About Roy (again!): "Look at him, he looks like he should be sat in a corner colouring in!"
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Join Date: Sep 2004
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"there's two things our deirdre can't do well - one's make pancakes and the others lying"
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cromerlad
"there's two things our deirdre can't do well - one's make pancakes and the others lying"
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Edinburgh
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I never realised Blanche was so funny until I read all these!
genius
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Barry, South Wales
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i liked the one where gail was fighting todds mum & gail said sumthing like "o look here comes the rest of the village people"
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Join Date: Nov 2004
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pconno1
About Roy (again!): "Look at him, he looks like he should be sat in a corner colouring in!"
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Exeter, England
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"I'll have you know....."
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Sussex
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sloopy
Can't remember it exactly but the gist is:
"Good looks are a curse, Deirdre - you and Kenneth should think yourselves lucky."
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WarrenTVH
I shouldn't read these while at work...people are looking at me through the window wondering why I am laughing to myself.
ditto .!!! |
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Oxford
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There was a scene with Deidre in the rovers and they were discussing dreary's love life, and in particular, Dev. I can't remember the exact phraseology but she said something like 'well Deidre, you could have had 7 shops but instead you settled for Kenneth.' It was obv. a lot funnier when she delivered the line
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Walford, E20
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lmao ok I have to stop reading this now, god that woman is hilarious. Right back to work. They're all classics, I love Blanche, long may she remain on the cobbles
On hearing Eileen beaming about Todd going back to college. "Pff, college! it will be full 'omos!" PMSL!
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Join Date: Oct 2004
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Ok, this was soon after Tracy became pregnant and Blanche had been away for a while, I can't remember why, so she didn't know about Tracy's pregnancy. Upon returning and seeing Tracy with her 'bump':
"Well, there's no need to ask what you've been up to while I've been gone!" |
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Walford, E20
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Passing Through
ditto .!!!
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Central London
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WarrenTVH
I shouldn't read these while at work...people are looking at me through the window wondering why I am laughing to myself.
I agree , I was sitting here having a quick flick through , and then reading the "Blanche Files" I choked on my coffee before quietly laughing to myself , the other people in the office are giving me some very strange looks and are now definitley of the opinion I'm ready for the psychiatrist's couch. But Blanche is brilliant long may she continue |
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Prumeister
There was a scene with Deidre in the rovers and they were discussing dreary's love life, and in particular, Dev. I can't remember the exact phraseology but she said something like 'well Deidre, you could have had 7 shops but instead you settled for Kenneth.' It was obv. a lot funnier when she delivered the line
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