What scores do you think will be given?

Too high
Too high
About right
Undermarked!
Don't be daft, that was never worth that
Bit low
What are the judges on?
Too high
About right
On the generous side
Get out of here!
Waaaaay undermarked
What? In week three?
About right

May I suggest we wait until we have a clue what any of them are dancing first?

Abbey & Aljaž Jive 29
Ashley & Ola Samba 29
Ben & Kristina Rumba 20
Dave & Karen Paso Doble 14
Deborah & Robin Quickstep 21
Fiona & Anton Waltz 27
Julien & Janette Jive 17
Mark & Iveta American Smooth 25
Natalie & Artem Rumba 33
Patrick & Anya Foxtrot 25
Rachel & Pasha Cha-Cha-Cha 24
Sophie & Brendan Samba 28
Susanna & Kevin Viennese Waltz 33
Vanessa & James Tango 22

Giving us a leaderboard of:
=1st) Natalie and Artem (33)
=1st) Susanna and Kevin (33)
=3rd) Ashley and Ola (29)
=3rd) Abbey and Aljaz (29)
5th) Sophie and Brendan (28)
6th) Fiona and Anton (27)
=7th) Patrick and Anya (25)
=7th) Mark and Iveta (25)
9th) Rachel and Pasha (24)
10th) Vanessa and James (22)
11th) Deborah and Robin (21)
12th) Ben and Kristina (20)
13th) Julien and Janette (17)
14th ) Dave and Karen (14)

Julien vs Vanessa dance off.

Julien out.

Natalie & Artem - 35
Sophie & Brendan - 32
Susanna & Kevin - 32
Abbey & Aljaz - 30
Ashley & Ola - 30
Patrick & Anya - 27
Fiona & Anton - 26
Mark & Iveta - 25
Rachel & Pasha - 23
Vanessa & James - 23
Deborah & Robin - 22
Ben & Kristina - 20 (can see Len going much higher than anyone else to balance out likely 3's and 5's from the rest)
Julien & Janette - 18
Dave & Karen - 16

Abbey & Aljaz - Jive
Ashley & Ola - Samba
Ben & Kristina - Rumba
Dave & Karen - Paso Doble
Deborah & Robin - Quickstep
Fiona & Anton - Waltz
Julien & Janette - Jive
Mark & Iveta - American Smooth
Natalie & Artem - Rumba
Patrick & Anya - Foxtrot
Rachel & Pasha - Cha-Cha-Cha
Sophie & Brendan - Samba
Susanna & Kevin - Viennese Waltz
Vanessa & James - Tango

It's already been posted what dances they're doing.

Abbey & Aljaz - Jive 7
Ashley & Ola - Samba 5
Ben & Kristina - Rumba 1
Dave & Karen - Paso Doble 2
Deborah & Robin - Quickstep 3
Fiona & Anton - Waltz 5
Julien & Janette - Jive 2
Mark & Iveta - American Smooth 4
Natalie & Artem - Rumba 7
Patrick & Anya - Foxtrot 5
Rachel & Pasha - Cha-Cha-Cha 5
Sophie & Brendan - Samba 6
Susanna & Kevin - Viennese Waltz 5
Vanessa & James - Tango 2

I think it is next to impossible to predict the judges because they will already be looking to manipulate the competition even at this early stage. They will have looked at the bookmakers odds and they will not like the idea of anyone being a clear favourite at this stage.

Abbey & Aljaz - 7/ 8/ 8/ 8= 31/40
Ashley & Ola - 6/ 7/ 8/ 7= 28/40
Ben & Kristina - 3/ 5/ 6/ 5= 19/40
Dave & Karen - 4/ 5/ 5/ 5= 19/40
Deborah & Robin - 5/ 6/ 6/ 6= 23/40
Fiona & Anton - 7/ 7/ 8/ 7= 29/40
Julien & Janette - 2/ 4/ 5/ 4= 15/40
Mark & Iveta - 6/ 6/ 7/ 7= 26/40
Natalie & Artem - 8/ 9/ 9/ 9= 35/40
Patrick & Anya - 7/ 6/ 7/ 7= 27/40
Rachel & Pasha - 4/ 6/ 6/ 5= 20/40
Sophie & Brendan - 7/ 8/ 7/ 7= 29/40
Susanna & Kevin - 8/ 8/ 8/ 8= 32/40
Vanessa & James - 5/ 6/ 7/ 6= 24/40

30 Abbey & Aljaz - Jive - 7,7,8,8
28 Ashley & Ola - Samba - 6,7,8,7
19 Ben & Kristina - Rumba - 3,5,6,5
14 Dave & Karen - Paso Doble - 2,5,4,3
24 Deborah & Robin - Quickstep - 6,6,6,6
28 Fiona & Anton - Waltz - 7,7,7,7
11 Julien & Janette - Jive - 1,3,4,3
21 Mark & Iveta - American Smooth - 5,5,6,5
30 Natalie & Artem - Rumba - 8,8,7,7
25 Patrick & Anya - Foxtrot - 5,7,7,6
21 Rachel & Pasha - Cha-Cha-Cha - 4,5,6,6
27 Sophie & Brendan - Samba - 6,7,7,7
29 Susanna & Kevin - Viennese Waltz - 7,7,8,7
22 Vanessa & James - Tango - 4,5,7,6

Top of the leaderboard : Natalie, Susannah (who will be overmarked once again )

Natalie & Artem - 9+9+9+9= 36
Susanna & Kevin - 8+8+9+9= 34
Abbey & Aljaz - 7+7+8+8= 30
Sophie & Brendan - 6+6+8+7= 27
Fiona & Anton - 6+7+7+7= 27
Ashley & Ola - 6+6+7+7= 26
Deborah & Robin - 6+6+7+6= 25
Mark & Iveta - 5+6+7+6= 24
Patrick & Anya - 5+5+7+6= 23
Rachel & Pasha - 5+6+6+6= 23
Ben & Kristina - 4+5+7+6= 22
Vanessa & James - 5+5+6+6= 22
Julien & Janette - 3+5+5+5= 18
Dave & Karen - 2+4+5+5= 16

Abbey & Aljaz - 7, 7, 8, 8 = 30
Ashley & Ola - 6, 7, 8, 7 = 28
Ben & Kristina - 3, 5, 6, 5 = 19
Dave & Karen - 2, 4, 5, 3 = 14
Deborah & Robin - 5, 6, 6, 5 = 22
Fiona & Anton - 6, 6, 7, 7 = 26
Julien & Janette - 2, 5, 5, 4 = 16
Mark & Iveta - 5, 7, 7, 6 = 24
Natalie & Artem - 8, 9, 9, 9 = 35
Patrick & Anya - 6, 7, 7, 6 = 26
Rachel & Pasha - 5, 6, 6, 6 = 23
Sophie & Brendan - 7, 7, 8, 7 = 29
Susanna & Kevin - 8, 9, 9, 8 = 34
Vanessa & James - 4, 6, 6, 5 = 21

Overall leaderboard
1. Natalie & Artem - 35
2. Susanna & Kevin - 34
3. Abbey & Aljaz - 30
4. Sophie & Brendan - 29
5. Ashley & Ola - 28
6. Patrick & Anya - 26
6. Fiona & Anton - 26
8. Mark & Iveta - 24
9. Rachel & Pasha- 23
10. Deborah & Robin - 22
11. Vanessa & James - 21
12. Ben & Kristina - 19
13. Julien & Janette - 16
14. Dave & Karen - 14

Abbey & Aljaz Jive 6,7,7,7 27
Ashley & Ola Samba 6,8,7,8 29
Ben & Kristina Rumba 3,5,7,5 20
Dave & Karen Paso Doble 2,4,5,4 15
Deborah & Robin Quickstep 4,6,6,6 22
Fiona & Anton Waltz 7,7,8,7 29
Julien & Janette Jive 2,4,4,4 14
Mark & Iveta American Smooth 5,6,7,6 24
Natalie & Artem Rumba 9,9,8,9 35
Patrick & Anya Foxtrot 6,8,8,8 30
Rachel & Pasha Cha-Cha-Cha 4,6,6,5 21
Sophie & Brendan Samba 7,8,8,7 30
Susanna & Kevin Viennese Waltz 8,8,9,8 33
Vanessa & James Tango 5,6,6,5 22

Abbey & Aljaz Jive - 28
Ashley & Ola Samba - 27
Ben & Kristina Rumba - 30 (Matt Dawson-esque, finds his dance)
Dave & Karen Paso Doble - 18
Deborah & Robin Quickstep - 21
Fiona & Anton Waltz - 25
Julien & Janette Jive - 17
Mark & Iveta American Smooth - 22
Natalie & Artem Rumba - 34
Patrick & Anya Foxtrot - 27
Rachel & Pasha Cha-Cha-Cha - 25
Sophie & Brendan Samba - 29
Susanna & Kevin Viennese Waltz - 31
Vanessa & James Tango - 19

Abbey & Aljaz Jive 7878 = 30
Ashley & Ola Samba 5676 = 24
Ben & Kristina Rumba 3666 = 21
Dave & Karen Paso Doble 2555 =17
Deborah & Robin Quickstep 5676 = 224
Fiona & Anton Waltz 7787 = 29
Julien & Janette Jive 2443 =13
Mark & Iveta American Smooth 5777 = 26
Natalie & Artem Rumba 9999 = 36
Patrick & Anya Foxtrot 6777 = 27
Rachel & Pasha Cha-Cha-Cha 4655 = 20
Sophie & Brendan Samba 7888 = 31
Susanna & Kevin Viennese Waltz 8898 = 33
Vanessa & James Tango 5655 = 21

Abbey and Alijaz Jive - 7,8,8,8 - 31
Ashley and Ola Samba - 8,8,8,7 - 31
Ben and Kristina Rumba - 3,7,6,5 - 21
Dave and Karen Paso Doble - 2,5,4,4 - 15
Deborah and Robin Quickstep - 6,6,5,6 - 23
Fiona and Anton Waltz - 7,7,8,7 - 29
Julien and Janette Jive. - 2,5,5,5 - 17
Mark and Iveta American Smooth - 6,7,7,7 - 27
Natalie and Artem Rumba - 9,9,8,10 - 36
Patrick and Anya foxtrot - 5,6,7,6 - 24
Rachel and Pasha Cha Cha Cha - 5,7,7,7 - 26
Sophie and Brendan Samba - 8,7,8,8 - 31
Susanna and Kevin Viennese Waltz - 8,8,9,8 - 33
Vanessa and James Tango - 6,6,6,5 - 23

Abbey and Aljaz, Jive, 8/8/8/8- 32
Ashley and Ola, Samba, 6/7/7/7- 27
Ben and Kristina, Rumba, 4/6/6/5- 21
Dave and Karen, Paso Doble, 3/5/5/4- 17
Deborah and Robin, Quickstep, 5/7/7/6- 25
Fiona and Anton, Waltz, 7/8/8/8- 31
Julien and Janette, Jive, 2/4/5/4- 15
Mark and Iveta, American Smooth, 5/6/7/6- 24
Natalie and Artem, Rumba, 8/9/9/9- 35
Patrick and Anya, Foxtrot, 8/8/8/8- 32
Rachel and Pasha, Cha Cha Cha, 5/7/7/7- 26
Sophie and Brendan, Samba, 7/7/8/8- 30
Susanna and Kevin, Viennese Waltz, 8/9/8/9- 34
Vanessa and James, Tango, 3/5/5/5- 18

Abbey & Aljaž Jive - 30
Ashley & Ola Samba - 24
Ben & Kristina Rumba - 19
Dave & Karen Paso Doble 14
Deborah & Robin Quickstep - 23
Fiona & Anton Waltz - 28
Julien & Janette Jive - 16
Mark & Iveta American Smooth - 23
Natalie & Artem Rumba - 32
Patrick & Anya Foxtrot - 27
Rachel & Pasha Cha-Cha-Cha - 26
Sophie & Brendan Samba - 30
Susanna & Kevin Viennese Waltz - 35
Vanessa & James Tango - 21

1. Susanna and Kevin
2. Natalie and Artem
3. Sophie and Brendan / Abbey and Alijaz
4. Fiona and Anton
5. Patrick and Anya
6. Rachel and Pasha
7. Ashley and Ola
8. Mark and Iveta / Deborah and Robin
9. Vanessa and James
10. Ben and Kristina
11. Julien and Janette
12. Dave and Karen

Vanessa v Julien in dance off with Vanessa to win 4-0.
Eliminated: Julien and Janette

I can't make up my mind, but I wouldn't be at all surprised if Natalie gets one 10 today, maybe from Darcey.

In week 3?