The two men should slug it out, toe-to-toe.

Bare-chested.

With clubs.

Like God intended...

I don't think God intended any Doctor Who fan to be bare-chested, ever. Except perhaps Kylie Minogue.

We could stage it as a 50th-anniversary tribute to the original contest between Za and Kal, with the loser being served up as meat from an unspecified, hard to kill, "animal" to the unsuspecting Doctor and his companions...

I am surprised some enterprising young media studies graduate in the BBC program development department hasn't suggested a new idea for a hilarious Saturday night show...

Doctor who: Win it or Bin it.

Presented by Richard Hammond and Denise Van Outen.

Famous Whovians have to compete in a series of outlandish challenges to save a newly rediscovered episode. Win and it gets an immediate DVD release. Fail to 'make the Grade' and a familiar looking angry man in a grey suit stands cackling as he feeds the tape into a shredder.

'Ian Levine! You must eat ten scorpions whilst hopping on a treadmill on your left foot as Anton Du Beke and Nick Knowles throw gunge filled water balloons at your face. Succeed and its Marco Polo! Fail and its Marco Ohno!'

Wacky fun. And possibly better than Don't Scare the Hare.

10/10

Daily Mail Pick Of The Day.

Am I missing something?

https://www.facebook.com/ian.levine....51699955072921

That just gives me a "This content is currently unavailable
The page you requested cannot be displayed right now. It may be temporarily unavailable, the link you clicked on may have expired, or you may not have permission to view this page." error

Hmm. Link still works for me.

Anyway, it's Levine complaining about the rumored delay in the rumored missing episode announcement, Spilsbury suggesting that Levine has caused problems (presumably with the rumored announcement) by being indiscreet, and Levine objecting to that. There's a transcript in the big missing episodes thread.

I want this quote on a T-shirt.

Brilliant!

Considering Spilsbury was the source of a lot of this chatter in the first place, he has a bloody cheek having a go at Levine for opening his mouth!

Woah! Are you suggesting he was a "source" cited by the rumour-mongers?

Tom denied knowing anything as recently as last month. His comments could only be seen as outright lies if he knew all along.

GB get mega-arsey about stuff from their forum being quoted. For GB members, here's a direct link to Tom's posts: http://gallifreybase.com/forum/showt...12#post7202712

I would welcome the opportunity to see Tom Spilsbury bare chested.

Ian Levine, not so much . . .

I cannot tolerate Levine. He is to Doctor Who what Sinitta is to Simon Cowell (and that isn't a compliment).

Loud mouthed, egotistical bully boy who thinks he has clout within the Whoverse when he clearly doesn't.

The only time Levine gives a toss about Doctor Who fans is when he's pestering them to fund his terrible animation projects or buy stuff from him.

Cannot stand the bloke.

Have just tweeted both gentlemen and asked each of them if they'd be up for it.

That's an event I'm going to stay away from....Though it sounds too funny to miss.