The idea is that you use the woman as the cloak!

All over the place already

This is Dad dancing

Epic capework!

What will Craig say....

Sound's still a bit anaemic...

I'll preface this by saying I don't have a problem with "ringers" as I enjoy watching quality dancing, but in this case Natalie herself is reported as saying she aimed to be a dancer until an injury at 18/19 forced her into acting instead - so more than just the 'usual' drama school stage dance training.

Oh no,,,,,i fear the singer may explode

His face looks constipated.

His Paso face is brilliant.

my dog has covered his ears

She's doing all the dancing?

Oh good, Dave's moving...

Ha! He looks like he's got the most vile smell under his nose

Bass? WHERE'S THE BLOODY BASS?

There is a lot of standing about in this dance.

I prefer the Waterloo Rd guy as a guilty pleasure this year.

Is Dave constipated after a bad paella?

Genius!

Dear heaven - what was that?

Is he actually going to do any dance steps instead of just stamping around?

Tragically bad.

Can someone tell me why the audience is cheering

Or is that their way of telling him to get off

I loved that

Biggest cheer of the night

3/10 for the dancing. Loved how it looked as if he just dumped her on the floor.

10/10 for entertainment.

10/10 for effort, but that was BAD

4/10 overall

To spite us I bet. Poor guy, miss you even though you sometimes overplayed your part.