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Old 03-02-2005, 23:17
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If you need cheering up take a look at this weeks Nuts magazine. Bez is in it showing off his various dance moves whilst shaking his maracas.
It will bring a smile to your face for sure
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Old 03-02-2005, 23:25
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Didn't even make my face want to smile
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Old 03-02-2005, 23:27
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There are already 101 reason not to buy that Mag!
Do we need one more?
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Old 03-02-2005, 23:51
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**takes life in hands**...**pauses over keyboard and leaps**...

Now i'm well on record as, largely, disliking Bez in the House and failing to understand many many many of the reasons FMs gave for supporting/voting for him.

BUT, cheeks started a happy thread for happy Bez-bods...i'm sure many may smile at the Nuts antics, fair play...most (who are probably fortunate[!] enough not to be DS:BB/BB obsessives) will probably think it a little daft/gloss-over/turn the page pdq/think "who the f is he"/etc...

anyhoo, do we have to make this another 'he makes me laugh'...'he doesn't make me laugh' confrontational thread?

Those who like Bez should be able to revel in this thread for his 'wicked' pics.

Perhaps those who dislike Bez can just quietly sigh and find solace in un-posted thoughts such as "maracas - not a solitary talent with much longevity", for example...

Fair?
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Old 04-02-2005, 01:02
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Originally Posted by Deerd
**takes life in hands**...**pauses over keyboard and leaps**...

Now i'm well on record as, largely, disliking Bez in the House and failing to understand many many many of the reasons FMs gave for supporting/voting for him.

BUT, cheeks started a happy thread for happy Bez-bods...i'm sure many may smile at the Nuts antics, fair play...most (who are probably fortunate[!] enough not to be DS:BB/BB obsessives) will probably think it a little daft/gloss-over/turn the page pdq/think "who the f is he"/etc...

anyhoo, do we have to make this another 'he makes me laugh'...'he doesn't make me laugh' confrontational thread?

Those who like Bez should be able to revel in this thread for his 'wicked' pics.

Perhaps those who dislike Bez can just quietly sigh and find solace in un-posted thoughts such as "maracas - not a solitary talent with much longevity", for example...

Fair?
oooh! that was a well-written crafty 'one' there!
11 out of 10 for 'that'!
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Old 04-02-2005, 01:10
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oooh! that was a well-written crafty 'one' there!
11 out of 10 for 'that'!
i couldn't possibly comment - all enquiries to my PR agent/copy-writer [edit: - obviously i commented anyway, oops]

/BTW - hope you'd know me (postally - and i don't mean in the UnaBomber sense.) well enough to know that, largely, i did mean it was a time to do **hand-shake**/bygones...

I am sure the pics will bring many a smile...i ain't gonna look...choice and fair play

/if i got to have a sneaky chortle offering a balanced alternative...well...ummm and a big errrrrrrrrrrrrm...consider me chastened and ** at self**
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Old 04-02-2005, 02:05
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Originally Posted by Deerd
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/if i got to have a sneaky chortle offering a balanced alternative...well...ummm and a big errrrrrrrrrrrrm...consider me chastened and ** at self**
your 'sneaky chortle' when delivered with 'finesse' is.. ....indeerd ..welcome!
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Old 04-02-2005, 03:51
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Originally Posted by cheeks
If you need cheering up take a look at this weeks Nuts magazine. Bez is in it showing off his various dance moves whilst shaking his maracas.
It will bring a smile to your face for sure
With his slurred speech and self-confessed, not-surprising drugs habit, Bez the Butthead is an object of ridicule, to be laughed at and not with.

And mostly to be pitied.

His supporters do not understand that part of themselves when they claim he is funny/makes us laugh. And yet no one has come up with a list of his most hilarious moments or antics on the show. Like a Victor Diary Room collection or a Jason exercise faceoff and mirror hugging marathon.

Bez's "various dance moves"?

He has more than one?
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Old 04-02-2005, 06:50
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Bez rocks!!. I am SO glad he won CBB, well deserved and a very satisfying outcome to the best CBB so far!.
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Old 04-02-2005, 07:24
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Originally Posted by Iknowicould
With his slurred speech and self-confessed, not-surprising drugs habit, Bez the Butthead is an object of ridicule, to be laughed at and not with.

And mostly to be pitied.

His supporters do not understand that part of themselves when they claim he is funny/makes us laugh. And yet no one has come up with a list of his most hilarious moments or antics on the show. Like a Victor Diary Room collection or a Jason exercise faceoff and mirror hugging marathon.

Bez's "various dance moves"?

He has more than one?
Bez is sharper than people give him credit for. If you want to see a tosser look at the photos of Pete Doherty continually wasted on drugs
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Old 04-02-2005, 08:20
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Originally Posted by cheeks
Bez is sharper than people give him credit for. If you want to see a tosser look at the photos of Pete Doherty continually wasted on drugs
You are so kind. A veritable picture of a drughead.

I do not find it hard to wonder how many times Bez the Butthead has looked similarly over the years.

Those blank unfocused eyes certainly look familiar.
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Old 04-02-2005, 09:06
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Makes a change seeing a ex-housemates shake a musical instrument and not their bums and tits at least!

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Old 04-02-2005, 09:22
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Originally Posted by Emzi
Makes a change seeing a ex-housemates shake a musical instrument and not their bums and tits at least!

I was wondering myself if nuts had kitted him out in anything with satin and lace with a little peek of a nipple
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Old 04-02-2005, 10:31
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I was wondering myself if nuts had kitted him out in anything with satin and lace with a little peek of a nipple
Or looking wistfully backwards at the camera, clenching his peachily-airbrushed bum cheeks
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Old 04-02-2005, 10:38
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Originally Posted by Emzi
Or looking wistfully backwards at the camera, clenching his peachily-airbrushed bum cheeks
Now that is an image too far.............
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Old 04-02-2005, 10:45
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Originally Posted by Emzi
Or looking wistfully backwards at the camera, clenching his peachily-airbrushed bum cheeks
Or twisting his melons, man.
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Old 04-02-2005, 10:54
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Now, we all know what is going to happen next.

We all see it. It is history in the making and we are all privileged and honoured to be a part of it. Lights out, man!

Sooner and later. Sooner or later.

Celebrity Big Brother 8.

Pete Doherty, cheered on by best mate/partner and ex Kate, enters the BB house. Asked by host John Fashanu what he will miss most, Pete said "..........."
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Old 04-02-2005, 14:08
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Originally Posted by lulu g
Or twisting his melons, man.
or standing naked behind kenzie/jeremy/john (whichever floats your boat) and twisting theirs ..... a copy of the shell/vanessa shoot
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