Alison is in hospital being induced [even as I type] her baby will be born tomorrow apparantly. Good luck Alison 
Alison Hammond news
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May the gods save us from these "celebrities".
OK! magazine. Hello! Closer. First baby pictures.
Lorraine Kelly- GMTV interviews
Trish Goddard - How I almost died while giving birth to another me!
Panto - The baby stork is behind you - No it isn't! The baby stork is.......
Allison Hammond - How I lost 400lbs after childbirth - read all about it!
Celebrity Fat Club - Again!
I am sick already!
OK! magazine. Hello! Closer. First baby pictures.
Lorraine Kelly- GMTV interviews
Trish Goddard - How I almost died while giving birth to another me!
Panto - The baby stork is behind you - No it isn't! The baby stork is.......
Allison Hammond - How I lost 400lbs after childbirth - read all about it!
Celebrity Fat Club - Again!
I am sick already!
I like Alison and hope all goes well for her - if the baby arrives tomorrow it will be on her 30th birthday.
At least Alison is known for something other than reality TV - unlike some I could mention naming Jade and Nadia as prime examples
At least Alison is known for something other than reality TV - unlike some I could mention naming Jade and Nadia as prime examples
Originally Posted by ronnie24:
“Wow I didn't even know she was pregnant”
“Wow I didn't even know she was pregnant”
I must admit, the last time I saw her on This Morning, she had a month to go and didn't look pregnant AT ALL
Totally agree moogs, I like Alison, she seems a 'real' person to me unlike a lot of them 
It was mentioned the baby would be born on her birthday.
It was mentioned the baby would be born on her birthday.
i think Alison is the best thing to come out of BB - even Brian seems to have disappeared from our radar these days whilst Alison continues to do well.
good luck to her i say!
good luck to her i say!
Originally Posted by Iknowicould:
“Her baby will be fat?
Probably.”
“Her baby will be fat?
Probably.
”
Quite uncalled for
. Alison seems like a lovely person, surely her size should not get in the way of that. What has she done to offend you? Would it be ok if we said that your children are/would be ugly? There are many people in the world who are over weight - they can always loose weight if they choose, you, on the other hand, may always have an ugly mind 
Originally Posted by designamus:
“i think Alison is the best thing to come out of BB - even Brian seems to have disappeared from our radar these days whilst Alison continues to do well.
good luck to her i say!”
“i think Alison is the best thing to come out of BB - even Brian seems to have disappeared from our radar these days whilst Alison continues to do well.
good luck to her i say!”
Good luck to Alison with her baby, hope everything goes smoothly for her, I enjoyed watching her in the house.
Visit Brian's website for the long list of things he is presently engaged in.
He will be appearing on Vernon Kay's R1 show tomorrow in his usual popular spot, LivingTV on Sunday and Monday with F&F Extra and he has a 20 part narration series coming up.
Brian is doing equally well if not better than Alison.
(and no I'm not related to him - I don't want a fight I'm just stating the facts)
I can't stand Alison but I wish her well with the baby. I hope she decides to be a stay-at-home mum. 
Originally Posted by lulu g:
“I can't stand Alison but I wish her well with the baby. I hope she decides to be a stay-at-home mum.”
“I can't stand Alison but I wish her well with the baby. I hope she decides to be a stay-at-home mum.
”
My sentiments too.
Anything to keep her off my screen, she has an annoyance factor on a par with Lisa I'amson.
Originally Posted by ronnie24:
“Wow I didn't even know she was pregnant”
“Wow I didn't even know she was pregnant”
it's hard to tell when somebody is grossly overweight
Originally Posted by pickle:
“it's hard to tell when somebody is grossly overweight”
“it's hard to tell when somebody is grossly overweight
”
Amazon.co.uk announces the spectacular sales of Alison Hammond's Bench Break Feet Fit Feet First Fitness DVD.
It has broken all records and benches nationwide.
Originally Posted by 40-40J's:
“Quite uncalled for . Alison seems like a lovely person, surely her size should not get in the way of that. What has she done to offend you? Would it be ok if we said that your children are/would be ugly? There are many people in the world who are over weight - they can always loose weight if they choose, you, on the other hand, may always have an ugly mind ”
“Quite uncalled for
. Alison seems like a lovely person, surely her size should not get in the way of that. What has she done to offend you? Would it be ok if we said that your children are/would be ugly? There are many people in the world who are over weight - they can always loose weight if they choose, you, on the other hand, may always have an ugly mind ”
Humour is a dish best served cold.
Originally Posted by lulu g:
“I can't stand Alison but I wish her well with the baby. I hope she decides to be a stay-at-home mum.”
“I can't stand Alison but I wish her well with the baby. I hope she decides to be a stay-at-home mum.
”
I'll echo that
Originally Posted by rosemary:
“Not one of my favourite BB contestants...but good luck to her with the baby”
“Not one of my favourite BB contestants...but good luck to her with the baby
”
same here........
I can see it now .... Baby will break the changing table .... 1st time baby crawls she/he will into the freezer and it will be ben and jerrys everywhere
good luck Alison and good luck to the midwife dealing with her
good luck Alison and good luck to the midwife dealing with her
Baby Alison ruminates on life at chez Hammond for a long second.
"I wonder if it was not a mistake to be born into this family and having her as mama. I mean, I have not had my 4am feed since like 10 minutes ago and I am practically starving.
Hello! Look at me! I am skinny already, and yet she continues to quaff that juicy burger and meatpies all the time, followed by that 8-course chinese she is so fond of (me too - I must be born addicted to the stuff).
Look, look, looook, another delicious mouthful wolfed down! Oh the agony, the torment. The least she can do is share!
"Where is my lawyer? I fully intend to sue that baby stork delivery person. I want another mama, I want a refund. This is against the Geneva conventions. Kofi Annan, please hear my petitions. Bush, Blair, Ghaddafy, anybody!!!!!!"
Mama Alison and Papa Nordine were gazing at the sleeping baby, both wondering what baby Alison was thinking, eyes closed and breathing gently.
If only!
"I wonder if it was not a mistake to be born into this family and having her as mama. I mean, I have not had my 4am feed since like 10 minutes ago and I am practically starving.
Hello! Look at me! I am skinny already, and yet she continues to quaff that juicy burger and meatpies all the time, followed by that 8-course chinese she is so fond of (me too - I must be born addicted to the stuff).
Look, look, looook, another delicious mouthful wolfed down! Oh the agony, the torment. The least she can do is share!
"Where is my lawyer? I fully intend to sue that baby stork delivery person. I want another mama, I want a refund. This is against the Geneva conventions. Kofi Annan, please hear my petitions. Bush, Blair, Ghaddafy, anybody!!!!!!"
Mama Alison and Papa Nordine were gazing at the sleeping baby, both wondering what baby Alison was thinking, eyes closed and breathing gently.
If only!
Celebrity Baby News: We are now at the prestigious Celebrity Baby Awards and interviewing Baby Alison.
Baby Alison, share with us your earliest memories.
Baby Alison: "Well, I have told this story so many times and it gets better every time. There I was in my mama's oven - womb to you.
I distinctly recalled having some sausages, chow mein noddles, chicken and pork fries over for a party, as my mama refused to stop eating.
I mean, it was hot and crowded in there and after these many months, I yearned to be free of the woman. Don't get me wrong - she is my mama and all that, and I love her to bits, but there is so much anyone can eat and so little space!
Anyways, we were all dressed up and listening to great party music and "We are Family" by Sister Sledge was blaring out loud. Then the hospital tannoy emitted those faithful unforgettable words that haunts me to this very day!"
The news crew stopped filming and someone handed Baby Alison a cheesecake, so as to get back some strength after sobbing for a few minutes.
Celebrity Baby News: "Baby Alison, we are so sorry and even though your agent warned us this would happen, we feel for you."
Baby Alison: It's my lot in life. Anyways, the tannoy said:" The votes have been counted and"...I suddenly felt funny and fainted. The chicken sacrified itself to revive me and then I heard it - the horrible frightening words!"
Celebrity Baby News: "We know pause for a commerical break. Back in a sec to hear Baby Alison tell all!"
The news team handed over £100,000 in smarties to Baby Alison's agent, as per section 3, clause 2b (iii) of The Contract.
Celebrity Baby News: "We are back with Baby Alison, as per The Contract. Now tell us, tell me, please tell FMs out there what The Voice said."
Baby Alison: "The Voice said - and I have 100% total recall, "Ready or not, you have one day to say your goodbyes to the party before being induced. I AM COMING TO GET YOUUU!!!!"
Celebrity Baby News: "We are stunned! How can this be allowed. Nature should always take its course. That's it from the biggest baby bash of the year. Back next year!."
Baby Alison lit a fat cigar, £100,000 smarties richer and fatter. What a life, Baby Alison thought. Easy pickings!
Baby Alison, share with us your earliest memories.
Baby Alison: "Well, I have told this story so many times and it gets better every time. There I was in my mama's oven - womb to you.
I distinctly recalled having some sausages, chow mein noddles, chicken and pork fries over for a party, as my mama refused to stop eating.
I mean, it was hot and crowded in there and after these many months, I yearned to be free of the woman. Don't get me wrong - she is my mama and all that, and I love her to bits, but there is so much anyone can eat and so little space!
Anyways, we were all dressed up and listening to great party music and "We are Family" by Sister Sledge was blaring out loud. Then the hospital tannoy emitted those faithful unforgettable words that haunts me to this very day!"
The news crew stopped filming and someone handed Baby Alison a cheesecake, so as to get back some strength after sobbing for a few minutes.
Celebrity Baby News: "Baby Alison, we are so sorry and even though your agent warned us this would happen, we feel for you."
Baby Alison: It's my lot in life. Anyways, the tannoy said:" The votes have been counted and"...I suddenly felt funny and fainted. The chicken sacrified itself to revive me and then I heard it - the horrible frightening words!"
Celebrity Baby News: "We know pause for a commerical break. Back in a sec to hear Baby Alison tell all!"
The news team handed over £100,000 in smarties to Baby Alison's agent, as per section 3, clause 2b (iii) of The Contract.
Celebrity Baby News: "We are back with Baby Alison, as per The Contract. Now tell us, tell me, please tell FMs out there what The Voice said."
Baby Alison: "The Voice said - and I have 100% total recall, "Ready or not, you have one day to say your goodbyes to the party before being induced. I AM COMING TO GET YOUUU!!!!"
Celebrity Baby News: "We are stunned! How can this be allowed. Nature should always take its course. That's it from the biggest baby bash of the year. Back next year!."
Baby Alison lit a fat cigar, £100,000 smarties richer and fatter. What a life, Baby Alison thought. Easy pickings!
Originally Posted by Iknowicould:
“Baby Alison ruminates on life at chez Hammond for a long second.
"I wonder if it was not a mistake to be born into this family and having her as mama. I mean, I have not had my 4am feed since like 10 minutes ago and I am practically starving.
Hello! Look at me! I am skinny already, and yet she continues to quaff that juicy burger and meatpies all the time, followed by that 8-course chinese she is so fond of (me too - I must be born addicted to the stuff).
Look, look, looook, another delicious mouthful wolfed down! Oh the agony, the torment. The least she can do is share!
"Where is my lawyer? I fully intend to sue that baby stork delivery person. I want another mama, I want a refund. This is against the Geneva conventions. Kofi Annan, please hear my petitions. Bush, Blair, Ghaddafy, anybody!!!!!!"
Mama Alison and Papa Nordine were gazing at the sleeping baby, both wondering what baby Alison was thinking, eyes closed and breathing gently.
If only!”
“Baby Alison ruminates on life at chez Hammond for a long second.
"I wonder if it was not a mistake to be born into this family and having her as mama. I mean, I have not had my 4am feed since like 10 minutes ago and I am practically starving.
Hello! Look at me! I am skinny already, and yet she continues to quaff that juicy burger and meatpies all the time, followed by that 8-course chinese she is so fond of (me too - I must be born addicted to the stuff).
Look, look, looook, another delicious mouthful wolfed down! Oh the agony, the torment. The least she can do is share!
"Where is my lawyer? I fully intend to sue that baby stork delivery person. I want another mama, I want a refund. This is against the Geneva conventions. Kofi Annan, please hear my petitions. Bush, Blair, Ghaddafy, anybody!!!!!!"
Mama Alison and Papa Nordine were gazing at the sleeping baby, both wondering what baby Alison was thinking, eyes closed and breathing gently.
If only!”
I do hope poking fun at people who are larger than yourself makes you feel good, I cant see any other reason why you'd do it.
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