In Emmerdale. Debbie and Chas to have a lesbian affair and Cain to be seen just in his boxers.

In Eastenders. More of Max's bum, More talking scenes with Tracy. Fat Boy, Joey, Jake, Alfie and Mick to all do the full monty

Coronation street. An iconic scene recreated but with Roy getting Hayleys belongings when she passes away and weeps into her red anorak. It will pay homage to Julie Hesmondhalgh and also the scene where Hilda weeps into Stan's glasses case

bib that would be a brilliant one, and sad

CS David sling the rest of the Platt family out of his house then settling in there with Tina
Jason proposing to Eva.
Hayleys son coming back to apologise and tell her he does want to be part of her life, only to find its too late.

HO Will to be carted off by the police, crying.
Nancy to punch Darren and tell him what a waste of space he is then walking off with Charlie and Oscar.
Lynsey to start returning the feelings for Freddie.
Martha to have a breakdown over her childrens death
and a shallow one Dodger naked on HO later

Vincent leaves. And never returns.

CS

Roy smacking Christian
Norris, Roy, Mary, Emily, Gail and Deirdre all having a drunk moment
Dev and Sally falling off a cliff

BIB: but. but. but... they're auntie and niece

Tina McIntyre sleeping with Rob Donovan. I would LOVE to see Tracy's face!

A character - ANY soap - commuting to work outside the forcefield...

This.
HO
Mercedes gets her comeuppance
Teresa gets sent down
Darren goes running back to Nancy, she tells him to f*** off.
Darren/Roscoes to have more scenes together
Will to get sent down or die, and noone mourns his absence

Corrie
David kicks Gail/Nick and Kylie out, Gail falls out with Nick/Kylie and comes simpering back to David, he responds by saying he has converted the box room into a nursery/play room for the kids as well as slamming the door in her face.

Chesney/Katy/Windasses/Armstrongs/Sean/Fiz/
Michelle/Maria/Rita/Tracey/Rob all die.

EE
Alfie, one of the punters shouts 'I've had enough of you' and shoots Alfie in the head.
Fatboy/Tamwar, have to flee the square after they irritated and bored Danny to death.
Bianca/kids, leave
Roxy/Sharon/Denny/Cindy/Sadie/Jake all leave

You've got great vision.

Thank you

CS

All the OAPs, Mary, Dev and Steve can can dancing
A Christmas tree falls on Gail
Norris, Eileen, Deirdre and Eccles the Dog have a foursome
Everyone sings Jelly on a plate
Brian goes ghost hunting

ED

Edna does a naked calendar
Edna and Eric go pole dancing
Edna and Zak have an affair
Edna eats vindaloo
Edna
Edna
Edna
Edna has an affair with her hat

Lmao, I don't even watch ED anymore but remember Edna, I'd probably tune in to see her eat Vindaloo and pole dance

I would love an episode to open with Nick Tilsley in bed with another woman, her arm draped over him. He turns his head and we the audience get to see who it is, and its Gail, with a big grin spread across her face.

HO: Craig to come back, and then leave again...taking James Sutton with him

Waterloo Road: Steph to come back in through the door one day, and for Kevin/Dynasty to get back together.

But mainly the HO one

OMG hahaha!

Please become a writer for Emmerdale and Corrie.

Sean in Corrie being run over by a three tonne lorry. Which then reverses back over him. And over again. Scene continues until commercial break.

please let this happen.

For some reason, that's made me howl laughing! Thank you!

Haha, it would be like watching a Final Destination movie if you lot were writers.

I'd love to


They do it repeatedly

CS and ED do a nursery rhyme Christmas special.

They start off by doing Edna doing Little Miss Muffet

Norris and Roy then do Jack and Jill with Norris as Jill

Sandy does Humpty Dumpty etc

HO:
The ghost of Clare Devine to come and haunt the village. Purely for selfish reasons as I'm still bitter over her death

How about Norris & Mary sharing a seductive candlelit bath together?

As long as there was a helpline number during the end credits to deal with the trauma of such a shocking scene.