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Old 27-10-2013, 13:07
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David Beckham was involved in a car Collision in LA. He's all ok.

http://news.sky.com/story/1160312/da...-car-collision
Oh, I'm so utterly relieved.
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Old 27-10-2013, 13:12
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He should get points off his licence the ugly guy.
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Old 27-10-2013, 13:13
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Cryolemon;69432019]Dolly Parton was also involved in a minor car accident this week.



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Hope it wont affect her accordian playing
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Old 27-10-2013, 13:21
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Yet another encounter with a woman!
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Old 27-10-2013, 14:10
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How is he doing now, 20 minutes later? How are Posh and the kids coping? Can you give us an update?
Has he signed an 'exclusive' deal with a weekly rag for the story and pictures? So many questions.......
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Old 27-10-2013, 14:44
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How are Posh and the kids coping?
I would imagine they're probably in counselling by now.

I do hope that when Beckham next drives anywhere, we can have rolling news coverage, just to be assured that the journey doesn't end in such a disaster.

Meanwhile, I'm off down to the bookies to put 20 on them calling their next kid "Range Rover Bumper" if Posh pops a sprog nine months from now.
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Old 27-10-2013, 16:18
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I hope that he is not without his car for too long.
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Old 27-10-2013, 16:18
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I would imagine they're probably in counselling by now.

I do hope that when Beckham next drives anywhere, we can have rolling news coverage, just to be assured that the journey doesn't end in such a disaster.

Meanwhile, I'm off down to the bookies to put 20 on them calling their next kid "Range Rover Bumper" if Posh pops a sprog nine months from now.
No guarantees that rolling news coverage will prevent a disaster, in fact, it might even cause it....I give you Paris!
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Old 27-10-2013, 16:26
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No guarantees that rolling news coverage will prevent a disaster, in fact, it might even cause it....I give you Paris!
Hilton?
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Old 27-10-2013, 16:32
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That was the starting point

Oh no, it was the Ritz!
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Old 27-10-2013, 16:39
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I hope that he is not without his car for too long
Did he have his bike with him?

Or was she back in the house?
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Old 27-10-2013, 17:23
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I would imagine they're probably in counselling by now.

I do hope that when Beckham next drives anywhere, we can have rolling news coverage, just to be assured that the journey doesn't end in such a disaster.

Meanwhile, I'm off down to the bookies to put 20 on them calling their next kid "Range Rover Bumper" if Posh pops a sprog nine months from now.

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although, 'Evoque' might be quite nice actually
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Old 27-10-2013, 17:30
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Omg omg omg!!!...oh wait...
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Old 27-10-2013, 17:33
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So exactly how many "David Beckham's bumper for sale" entries have appeared in Ebay???
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Old 27-10-2013, 20:32
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Anyone have an update on David? Or his car?

I haven't been able to think about anything else all day.
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Old 27-10-2013, 20:33
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Update: He's still a tit...
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Old 27-10-2013, 21:06
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Anyone have an update on David? Or his car?

I haven't been able to think about anything else all day.
Surgeons at a Beverly Hills hospital have been fighting to save the life of the Range Rover Sport.

A spokesman for the hospital recently stated that: "Everything seems to be going as well as could be hoped for. The Range Rover is out of intensive care, and will be transferred to a plastic surgery unit in the near future to have a new bumper fitted."

Anxious relatives, including a 15 year old Land Rover Discovery, have been holding a candle-lit vigil outside the hospital, and floral tributes have been placed at the scene of the tragedy. One simply read "Get well Rangey."

The condition of the other vehicle involved in the accident is unknown, but nobody really cares as it wasn't famous.

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Old 27-10-2013, 21:10
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Make a bumper out of Chers off-cuts.
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Old 27-10-2013, 21:14
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Well I'm sure there'll be an "exclusive" in the sun tomorrow.
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Old 27-10-2013, 21:22
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Make a bumper out of Chers off-cuts
A bumper from a pair of bumpers???
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Old 27-10-2013, 21:23
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Surgeons at a Beverly Hills hospital have been fighting to save the life of the Range Rover Sport.

A spokesman for the hospital recently stated that: "Everything seems to be going as well as could be hoped for. The Range Rover is out of intensive care, and will be transferred to a plastic surgery unit in the near future to have a new bumper fitted."

Anxious relatives, including a 15 year old Land Rover Discovery, have been holding a candle-lit vigil outside the hospital, and floral tributes have been placed at the scene of the tragedy. One simply read "Get well Rangey."

The condition of the other vehicle involved in the accident is unknown, but nobody really cares as it wasn't famous.
Brilliant!!
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Old 27-10-2013, 21:25
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Well I'm sure there'll be an "exclusive" in the sun tomorrow.
"Chloe, 18, from Solihull is displaying more silicone than used to repair Becks' bumper - phwoar!"
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Old 27-10-2013, 21:26
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Non story. Bloke had minor car accident... no body was hurt. Big bloody deal.
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Old 27-10-2013, 21:31
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"Chloe, 18, from Solihull is displaying more silicone than used to repair Becks' bumper - phwoar!"
"We sent a reporter out to find out if Chloe, 18, did a good enough job of repairing a bumper"
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Old 27-10-2013, 21:33
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Stiffening it up???
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