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Old 21-01-2014, 17:32
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Hi Mrs T, I really love Twass's profile picture
It's been there since August!!

I'm going to apply for a job as a selfie photographer.

I could just picture myself doing it.
***groaaaannnssss****
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Old 21-01-2014, 20:21
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Goodnight Songs. LYB X

I like that
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Old 21-01-2014, 20:23
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Really enjoying the new Against Me album.

Been looking forward to it for a while, one of my favourite bands.
Brave Gal...
not like them Pussy footballers
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Old 21-01-2014, 20:25
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I'm going to apply for a job as a selfie photographer.

I could just picture myself doing it.
Now you've done IT!!!


What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese.
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Old 21-01-2014, 20:26
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What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.

What do you call a fly without wings or legs?
Spoiler
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Old 21-01-2014, 20:28
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Turns out Xbox one doesn't work if you close one eye.
Guess Microsoft really is serious about clamping down on pirates
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Old 21-01-2014, 20:29
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Patient: "Doctor, i've got a cricket ball stuck up my bum".

Doctor: "How's that?"

Patient: "Don't you start!"

e2a: being Scottish I only sort of get the gist of this ..
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Old 21-01-2014, 20:29
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what do you call a bear with no ear?

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Old 21-01-2014, 20:32
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whats white and streaks across the sky >?

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Old 21-01-2014, 20:41
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whats white and streaks across the sky >?

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LMAO! Pant wettingly funny!!!!
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Old 21-01-2014, 21:06
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LMAO! Pant wettingly funny!!!!
I know a site where you can sell them
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Old 21-01-2014, 21:10
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Maybe youd want to think twice about knowing what I know
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Old 21-01-2014, 21:18
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I know a site where you can sell them
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Old 21-01-2014, 21:23
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You are one sick, sick, sick individual!
I d warm you
and now you know what I know!
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Old 21-01-2014, 21:30
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Twass why are you putting all your kickers into Jiffy bags?
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Old 21-01-2014, 21:31
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Twass why are you putting all your kickers into Jiffy bags?
OMG what have I done
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Old 21-01-2014, 21:33
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Twass why are you putting all your kickers into Jiffy bags?
I'm protecting them from sonia!!

Yoo hoo Mrs T
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Old 21-01-2014, 21:36
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You caused a lot of work for her poor postman

I'm protecting them from sonia!!

Yoo hoo Mrs T
Yeah right, you've seen a money making opportunity and going for it

You okay Twass? I'm still pacing the floor with regard to the house and all that *rolls eyes*
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Old 21-01-2014, 21:37
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somebody asked me to explain how to get songs from youtubage to play offline later as their internet connect wasn't up to streaming so I thought id share i thought everybody knew this but it seems not

go to http://keepvid.com and copy and paste the youtube link the video into the search bar click download next to search box
youll get a list of links select the quality/type you want when its downloaded you can play offline with no buffering ( if you like what you DL remember to buy it. if you don't delete it )
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Old 21-01-2014, 21:39
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Yeah right, you've seen a money making opportunity and going for it
I can see her now buying up cheap knickers and filling the cat protection cats litter boxes full of them and sending them of to unsuspecting pervs around the world!
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Old 21-01-2014, 21:40
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somebody asked me to explain how to get songs from youtubage to play offline later as their internet connect wasn't up to streaming so I thought id share i thought everybody knew this but it seems not

go to http://keepvid.com and copy and paste the youtube link the video into the search bar click download next to search box
youll get a list of links select the quality/type you want when its downloaded you can play offline with no buffering ( if you like what you DL remember to buy it. if you don't delete it )
Thanks Son's, I don't often listen to much music in truth unless my daughter is in the vicinity and blasting my ears off
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Old 21-01-2014, 21:41
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I can see her now buying up cheap knickers and filling the cat protection cats litter boxes full of them and sending them of to unsuspecting pervs around the world!
Your giving her more ideas now OMG, there will be a sniffing frenzy of cat pee knicks
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Old 21-01-2014, 21:48
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You caused a lot of work for her poor postman



Yeah right, you've seen a money making opportunity and going for it

You okay Twass? I'm still pacing the floor with regard to the house and all that *rolls eyes*
I'm good Mrs T, sorry to hear you are still on tenterhooks with it all, hope it all gets sorted soon

somebody asked me to explain how to get songs from youtubage to play offline later as their internet connect wasn't up to streaming so I thought id share i thought everybody knew this but it seems not

go to http://keepvid.com and copy and paste the youtube link the video into the search bar click download next to search box
youll get a list of links select the quality/type you want when its downloaded you can play offline with no buffering ( if you like what you DL remember to buy it. if you don't delete it )
Ta for that sonia, most useful!

I can see her now buying up cheap knickers and filling the cat protection cats litter boxes full of them and sending them of to unsuspecting pervs around the world!
Actually I nearly sat in cat pee earlier at one of our fosterer's houses, the puss had been to the vet and gone in a box lined with a towel which was unpacked and put on a chair....I was about to sit on it when we caught a whiff......puss had wet it in the box!
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Old 21-01-2014, 21:49
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anyhoo

Layters chicks

loveyoubye
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Old 21-01-2014, 21:50
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Toodle oo you filthy ho bag xxx
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