Have you got a size up?

Im sure you`ll fit a Size 10 easy

*orders fat squeezing corset online*

Um OK two sizes up!!!!

*gets on treadmill and opts for boob reduction*

I wish I was 2 sizes bigger...
I so thin I look like a stick
some curves would be nice...

no no no no

Norks are my fav thing in the world!!!

Mrs T, it would be easier to fatten sonia up, and then nab her fat clothes!!!

Deep fried pizza, chips and a side of onion rings Sons???

I could donate you a stone of mine if you like


Mrs T and I have impressive chests!!!

I can make sonia fat...

IF only I could those are amongst my fave food stuffs but im bloddy gluten intolerant

Good luck with that

Yeah but there tucked in yout knickers..

You look good

I don't mind my boobs


Pile it on Twass, make it treble helpings

sorry impregnation is impossible!

Ask do gluten free pizza bases I discovered at the weekend, daughter cant eat wheat. Also you can make gluten free batter easy! Get Mrs Sonia a GF cookbook

Jesus your male..whats with the female name

Not so! Our tits are still pert and nippleacious!

How long have you got?

gluten free pizza taste like cardboard...

haven't had homemade gluten free batter but that's a damn good idea

problem is chip shops seldom have a separate fryer ...

Do you live in the hall of mirrors..

I heard Jesus was really the goat and the ude with the stories was a devout Hindu!

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


We wear high knickers you old goat

She gave me a bit of hers and it tasted fab! Soft and just like normal pizza dough. Get yourself to Ask and just request any pizza on a GF base, see for yaself!

Ah the separate fryer would be the problem, unless they would do yours in the chip bit...that would be OK!

Mine aren't high, I puts clean ones on every day!