Yus, a tad better.....is there any hope of curing the leg eug? If you were to lose more weight, I am assuming that could only help it?

Guess a tad better is better than not better at all.

That's a lot of betters

I guess it would help it, but I've basically been told it is never going to get better. (another better!) and will be with me the rest of my life.

Cos, I've not been up the hospital today, it's been a whole day since a pretty lady has asked me to drop my trousers.

I feel unwanted now. No one wants to see my undercrackers

Bit of a bugger that, eug But at least your other leg is fine

Get 'em off

Yeah, not to worry, I've got two


**whips 'em off**

**SCREAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **

Dude! Do your boxer buttons up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah. the beast is awake again

Your remind me of an American Indian

HOW???

Exactly

I love that joke

Me too eug Like the Pythagoras gag....

Indian chief had three wives. His favourite wife slept on a hippopotamus hide and the other two on lion hides. So the squaw on the hippopotamus was equal to the sum of the squaws on the two adjacent hides

Hahahaha!!!!

Never heard that one before.

I've always loved that one

London to Birmingham, 50p return anyone

http://chilternrailways.co.uk/standard50

I want Canterbury to Gateshead for 50p please!

hmm works for me here try this

http://i.imgur.com/tnfDSIo.jpg

I can give you 50p if you drive up?

Are you having a sh*t on the carpet??

It would take two days and cost over a £100 in petrol

no fooling you now is there!

Sorry, I watched a bit of the football

and then fell into a coma.

I watched the footy too

Melvin is being replaced but in a humane way..........had a good day yet again, complete madness, shattered but good.

I may be getting paid for some of the extra I do all the time, even an extra hour or so should will pay a bill each month, I have my fingers crossed

Glad you had a good day Mrs T, and good news about the extra money