Originally Posted by twassington:
“
**traumatised!!!!**”
“
**traumatised!!!!**”
so it is just me then
It's Mine... All Mine (Part 23)
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Originally Posted by soniaorlastorm:
“so it is just me then”
“so it is just me then
”
THree wizened old leathery skeletons and sonia
Originally Posted by twassington:
“THree wizened old leathery skeletons and sonia”
“THree wizened old leathery skeletons and sonia
”
it would be easier to just say 4 wizened old leathery skeletons
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Eug is one sick mofo!
”
“Eug is one sick mofo!
”
My head is messed up.
Which is why I'm at the docs again, tomorrow
Originally Posted by soniaorlastorm:
“not so sick unless he has wet dreams about a threesome with pilchard iggy and/or alice cooper”
“not so sick unless he has wet dreams about a threesome with pilchard iggy and/or alice cooper”
I'd do that so I could sell my story to the papers
And also come on here and say "Guess what, I had a threesome last night with Cliff, Iggy Pop and Alice Cooper !"
Originally Posted by soniaorlastorm:
“I have needs you know...”
“I have needs you know...”
So do I.
Just no one to share them with
Originally Posted by soniaorlastorm:
“it would be easier to just say 4 wizened old leathery skeletons”
“it would be easier to just say 4 wizened old leathery skeletons”
Well I thought about it................
Originally Posted by eugenespeed:
“My head is messed up.
Which is why I'm at the docs again, tomorrow
I'd do that so I could sell my story to the papers
And also come on here and say "Guess what, I had a threesome last night with Cliff, Iggy Pop and Alice Cooper !"”
“My head is messed up.
Which is why I'm at the docs again, tomorrow
I'd do that so I could sell my story to the papers
And also come on here and say "Guess what, I had a threesome last night with Cliff, Iggy Pop and Alice Cooper !"”
Eug...............that would be a foursome
Originally Posted by Picto:
“No wonder your knee's sore then. Never knee people with steel groins, everyone knows that. However, the clanging noise would be quite funny. I do like a good clanging noise.”
“No wonder your knee's sore then. Never knee people with steel groins, everyone knows that. However, the clanging noise would be quite funny. I do like a good clanging noise.”
He actually asks me to do it so he can listen to the clanging noise
Originally Posted by twassington:
“
Oh dear, this is not good!! I hope it sorts itself out for you, now we are the twins of hobbling about as well as everything else
”
“
Oh dear, this is not good!! I hope it sorts itself out for you, now we are the twins of hobbling about as well as everything else
”
It's not good Twass, it's knocked me for six yesterday, I feel drained with it............Stoopid bloody thing
Originally Posted by CrazyLoop:
“Hello all
Oh Mrs T has been in, eeep! Rest up love
I'm now going to finish the last of my work that's due in tomorrow...cba though”
“Hello all
Oh Mrs T has been in, eeep! Rest up love
I'm now going to finish the last of my work that's due in tomorrow...cba though
”
I am doing Crazy.................keep it up Crazy
Originally Posted by eugenespeed:
“Poor Mrs T
Hope you get on the mend soon.
Evening all. Just listening to my friend Turner on 989 The Bear and frantically checking my sales on Ebay. I've made 7 pound so far, not much, but it means I can go to the Cup game next Wednesday”
“Poor Mrs T
Hope you get on the mend soon.
Evening all. Just listening to my friend Turner on 989 The Bear and frantically checking my sales on Ebay. I've made 7 pound so far, not much, but it means I can go to the Cup game next Wednesday
”
Well done you, if you make more you can take me
*wallops with Pilchards spare wig*
Originally Posted by soniaorlastorm:
“I have needs you know...”
“I have needs you know...”
Don't we all but mine are very specific
Originally Posted by eugenespeed:
“So do I.
Just no one to share them with ”
“So do I.
Just no one to share them with
”
get yourself a dress and vist the right kinda bars i get hit on regular
and its a cheap night those men are so stupid they buy drink all night and a kiss on the cheek at chucking out time there happy as a pig in sh1t...
men arte so DUM...
Originally Posted by twassington:
“
Eug...............that would be a foursome”
“
Eug...............that would be a foursome
”
I didn't say I'd be getting involved.
I'd film it and put it on Ebay
Originally Posted by Mrs Teapot:
“
Well done you, if you make more you can take me
”
“
Well done you, if you make more you can take me
”
You'd be Welcome to pop up, but the match is also on TV *cough*internet stream*cough*
Originally Posted by Mrs Teapot:
“Don't we all but mine are very specific”
“Don't we all but mine are very specific
”
want to elaborate ?
I can do specifics...
Originally Posted by soniaorlastorm:
“get yourself a dress and vist the right kinda bars i get hit on regular
and its a cheap night those men are so stupid they buy drink all night and a kiss on the cheek at chucking out time there happy as a pig in sh1t...
men arte so DUM...”
“get yourself a dress and vist the right kinda bars i get hit on regular
and its a cheap night those men are so stupid they buy drink all night and a kiss on the cheek at chucking out time there happy as a pig in sh1t...
men arte so DUM...”
That's an idea. Go out in drag, get drunk for free. Hmm
Originally Posted by eugenespeed:
“I didn't say I'd be getting involved.
I'd film it and put it on Ebay
You'd be Welcome to pop up, but the match is also on TV *cough*internet stream*cough*”
“I didn't say I'd be getting involved.
I'd film it and put it on Ebay
You'd be Welcome to pop up, but the match is also on TV *cough*internet stream*cough*”
You could get me on in a wheelchair maybe
Ohhhhhhhh it's on internet, should I watch you hammer Oxford?
Originally Posted by soniaorlastorm:
“want to elaborate ?
I can do specifics...”
“want to elaborate ?
I can do specifics...
”
Ohhhh Son's
Now that would be telling eh 
Originally Posted by eugenespeed:
“That's an idea. Go out in drag, get drunk for free. Hmm”
“That's an idea. Go out in drag, get drunk for free. Hmm
”
what size are you I`m sure we can find you somit appropriate to wear I`ll come teach you how to mooch free beer ..
Originally Posted by Mrs Teapot:
“Ohhhh Son's Now that would be telling eh ”
“Ohhhh Son's
Now that would be telling eh ”
so it`s mystery matress magic tour your after
Originally Posted by Mrs Teapot:
“You could get me on in a wheelchair maybe Ohhhhhhhh it's on internet, should I watch you hammer Oxford? ”
“You could get me on in a wheelchair maybe
Ohhhhhhhh it's on internet, should I watch you hammer Oxford? ”
You should
The whole thread should, see you if you can spot me
Originally Posted by soniaorlastorm:
“what size are you I`m sure we can find you somit appropriate to wear I`ll come teach you how to mooch free beer ..”
“what size are you I`m sure we can find you somit appropriate to wear I`ll come teach you how to mooch free beer ..”
I'm Fat Bastard size
I'd be learning from the master
Originally Posted by eugenespeed:
“
I'm Fat Bastard size
I'd be learning from the master”
“
I'm Fat Bastard size
I'd be learning from the master
”
no such size in female clothes that a man sizing kinda like kleenex
and its
Spoiler
You find an accomodating bar and ill come down that way take you out...
you any where Leeds/manc thos are very friendly to my type of drinker...
you any where Leeds/manc thos are very friendly to my type of drinker...
Originally Posted by eugenespeed:
“You should
The whole thread should, see you if you can spot me
I'm Fat Bastard size
I'd be learning from the master”
“You should
The whole thread should, see you if you can spot me
I'm Fat Bastard size
I'd be learning from the master
”
I will do but remind me to watch
Originally Posted by eugenespeed:
“Who's your favourite Travelling Wilbery”
“Who's your favourite Travelling Wilbery
”
I like Bob Dylan
Loving this
Originally Posted by soniaorlastorm:
“infact theres a bar in Manc on canal street £1.50 a half after midnight....”
“infact theres a bar in Manc on canal street £1.50 a half after midnight....”
I'm in my element here
And love Canal Street, took Eugene there last year
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