Tonight Bruce became one of my highlights of the show because his jokes were funny and I laughed my leg off when he called Darcy Dave. 
This is the Bruce we all want.
This is the Bruce we all want.
Bruce stole the show
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I'm not good remembering names and I don't have a cue card to remind me, but even I know the difference between a Darcey and a Dave.
Originally Posted by Janet43:
“I'm not good remembering names and I don't have a cue card to remind me, but even I know the difference between a Darcey and a Dave.”
“I'm not good remembering names and I don't have a cue card to remind me, but even I know the difference between a Darcey and a Dave.”
Spot on
Originally Posted by jimthepig:
“Tonight Bruce became one of my highlights of the show because his jokes were funny and I laughed my leg off when he called Darcy Dave.
This is the Bruce we all want.”
“Tonight Bruce became one of my highlights of the show because his jokes were funny and I laughed my leg off when he called Darcy Dave.
This is the Bruce we all want.”
I'm assuming this is irony.
Someone should hijack one of his cue cards for next week and instead of the word Darcey, replace it with p**s-flaps.
It would be fun to see how long the thread would be
It would be fun to see how long the thread would be
Originally Posted by jimthepig:
“Tonight Bruce became one of my highlights of the show because his jokes were funny and I laughed my leg off when he called Darcy Dave.
This is the Bruce we all want.”
“Tonight Bruce became one of my highlights of the show because his jokes were funny and I laughed my leg off when he called Darcy Dave.
This is the Bruce we all want.”
Bruce was hilarious tonight jim the 'Darcy Dave' and string vest bits definitely stole the show for Sir Bruce.
Originally Posted by knawtitypaos:
“Someone should hijack one of his cue cards for next week and instead of the word Darcey, replace it with p**s-flaps.
It would be fun to see how long the thread would be”
“Someone should hijack one of his cue cards for next week and instead of the word Darcey, replace it with p**s-flaps.
It would be fun to see how long the thread would be”
Bruce is not on next week.
Originally Posted by jimthepig:
“Tonight Bruce became one of my highlights of the show because his jokes were funny and I laughed my leg off when he called Darcy Dave.
This is the Bruce we all want.”
“Tonight Bruce became one of my highlights of the show because his jokes were funny and I laughed my leg off when he called Darcy Dave.
This is the Bruce we all want.”
I thought Bruce and all of the production team, pro dancers, singers, Band,the costume department, music, Tess the celebrates, and judges, were all fantastic a great team.
Originally Posted by jimthepig:
“Tonight Bruce became one of my highlights of the show because his jokes were funny and I laughed my leg off when he called Darcy Dave.
This is the Bruce we all want.”
“Tonight Bruce became one of my highlights of the show because his jokes were funny and I laughed my leg off when he called Darcy Dave.
This is the Bruce we all want.”
Brucie was great tonight. Glad to see someone else out there in DigitalSpyLand with intelligence and taste.
Originally Posted by BruciesChin:
“Brucie was great tonight. Glad to see someone else out there in DigitalSpyLand with intelligence and taste.”
“Brucie was great tonight. Glad to see someone else out there in DigitalSpyLand with intelligence and taste.”
I'm proud to be a stupid person who thinks he was dreadful.
Originally Posted by Daisy_M:
“I'm proud to be a stupid person who thinks he was dreadful.”
“I'm proud to be a stupid person who thinks he was dreadful.
”
So am I!
Originally Posted by BruciesChin:
“Brucie was great tonight. Glad to see someone else out there in DigitalSpyLand with intelligence and taste.”
“Brucie was great tonight. Glad to see someone else out there in DigitalSpyLand with intelligence and taste.”
Here here BruciesChin, well said.
Originally Posted by knawtitypaos:
“Someone should hijack one of his cue cards for next week and instead of the word Darcey, replace it with p**s-flaps.
It would be fun to see how long the thread would be”
“Someone should hijack one of his cue cards for next week and instead of the word Darcey, replace it with p**s-flaps.
It would be fun to see how long the thread would be”
Or if the audience shouted it back to him at the end of his 'Nice to see you, to see you... p*ss-flaps!'
Originally Posted by devil's custard:
“Or if the audience shouted it back to him at the end of his 'Nice to see you, to see you... p*ss-flaps!'”
“Or if the audience shouted it back to him at the end of his 'Nice to see you, to see you... p*ss-flaps!'”
The decent people in the Strictly audience would never shout that.
No he didn't, but he is "stealing the money," as he's certainly poor value for what he's being paid, whatever that is.
Originally Posted by Doghouse Riley:
“No he didn't, but he is "stealing the money," as he's certainly poor value for what he's being paid, whatever that is.”
“No he didn't, but he is "stealing the money," as he's certainly poor value for what he's being paid, whatever that is.”
Around half a million quid I believe! Not bad for around 12 days work.
Originally Posted by CaroUK:
“Around half a million quid I believe! Not bad for around 12 days work.”
“Around half a million quid I believe! Not bad for around 12 days work.”
You have to pay to get the best Carol.
Originally Posted by CaroUK:
“Around half a million quid I believe! Not bad for around 12 days work.”
“Around half a million quid I believe! Not bad for around 12 days work.”
Does that count his weeks off too?
Originally Posted by jimthepig:
“Tonight Bruce became one of my highlights of the show because his jokes were funny and I laughed my leg off when he called Darcy Dave.
This is the Bruce we all want.”
“Tonight Bruce became one of my highlights of the show because his jokes were funny and I laughed my leg off when he called Darcy Dave.
This is the Bruce we all want.”
This means that Bruce has FINALLY learned to read the AutoCue the right way up! This is progress, indeed.
Well, make the most of it. No Bruce next week, and probably a great deal less of Bruce next year as old age really catches up with him. You need some energy to do this show, and his is clearly dwindling.
Bruce is a legend - he is wonderful for his age and really entertaining too!
We have become a sad society if we cannot value what people of all ages are able to provide. Entertainment is not all about pretty air heads.
We have become a sad society if we cannot value what people of all ages are able to provide. Entertainment is not all about pretty air heads.
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