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musicangel
02-11-2013
Patrick - Fab energy
Fiona - timing issues
Ben - lacking posture
Sophie - straight legs
Natalie - no hold
Mark - odd routine
Rachel - poor technique
Ashley - staccato knees
Abby - no flow
Dave - good grief
Susannah - lacks chemistry

That's just imo
StigOfTheKrump
02-11-2013
Patrick - finally memorable.
Fiona - not bad.
Ben - technique > tits.
Sophie - a mess.
Natalie - bloody good (see wot I did there?)
Mark - Pillsbury Doughboy.
Rachel - err... meh.
Ashley - his best.
Abby - arm hankies.
Dave - eff off.
Susannah - Abe Lincoln.
Pink Knight
02-11-2013
Patrick - best tonight ?
Fiona - usual crap
Ben - posing lump
Sophie - trotting about
Natalie - faffing about
Mark - didn't work
Rachel - still jittery
Ashley - wobbly head
Abby - over rated
Dave - pathetic lump
Susannah - Sophie better
Jan2555*GG*
02-11-2013
Patrick - great routine
Fiona - very dull
Ben - distraction working
Sophie - oh dear
Natalie - Artem magic
Mark - improve PLEASE
Rachel - rag doll
Ashley - very samey
Abbey - no flow
Dave - not funny
Susanna - love Kevin
ladygardener
02-11-2013
There's no time for the judges to say anything else, with Bruce hogging half of the time for himself.
musicangel
02-11-2013
Did want to keep this as a two word thread
Becky_B
03-11-2013
Patrick - was ok
Fiona - slightly vacant
Ben - oh my
Sophie - what's wrong?
Natalie - not VW
Mark - MY EYES!
Rachel - much better
Ashley - yes please
Abbey - very good
Dave - getting tiresome
Susanna - can;t warm
Cassy990
03-11-2013
Len did say they'd been told to keep it short. If they'd cut Bruce's long and unnecessary intros before each dance they'd have more time for the judge's comments. Unfortunately Strictly only works like that on the rare occasion he isn't there.
Aedin
03-11-2013
Patrick: top class
Fiona: am dram
Ben: tediously topless
Sophie: too cool
Natalie: airy elegance
Mark: bad idea
Rachel: still dull
Ashley: quickly forgotten
Abbey: stop posing
Dave: wearing thin
Susanna: fixed grin
strictlyinlove
03-11-2013
Patrick - loved it
Fiona - slowly slow
Ben - dance please!
Sophie - what happened?
Natalie - very boring
Mark - clothes dissaster
Rachel - warming up
Ashley - good attack
Abby - nothing precious
Dave - should go
Susannah - not 4 me (two words 1 number)
J.R
03-11-2013
Patrick: best dance
Fiona: very sweet
Ben: boringly predicatble
Sophie: surprisingly poor
Natalie: very atmospheric
Mark: oh dear
Rachel: quite nice
Ashley: quite enjoyable
Abbey: quite good
Dave: just bad
Susanna: tried hard
ESPIONdansant
03-11-2013
Patrick - Well done
Fiona - not bad
Ben - blocky, wooden
Sophie - try dancing!
Natalie - not VW
Mark - not paso
Rachel - not bad
Ashley - bored now
Abbey - not bad
Dave - bye bye
Susannah - cute Kevin
DerChef
03-11-2013
Patrick - Not bad
Fiona - First Gear
Ben - Top Line
Sophie - Treading water
Natalie - very lovely
Mark - Disco sideshow
Rachel - Dainty (rag) Doll
Ashley - Dark Horse
Abby - Sultry scally
Dave - Wedding (party) Drunk
Susannah - Thunder thighs
DeltaBlues
03-11-2013
Patrick - Surprisingly enjoyable
Fiona - Timing issues
Ben - Wildly overrated
Sophie - Big letdown
Natalie - Skilled showdance
Mark - Dear God
Rachel - Ballroom better
Ashley - Head! Head!
Abby - Bit underwhelming
Dave - Go home
Susannah - Nothing special
napoleonsolo
03-11-2013
Patrick - best routine
Fiona - no oomph
Ben - bored now
Sophie - what jive??
Natalie - not VW
Mark - my eyes...
Rachel - uncomfortable watching
Ashley - poor posture
Abby - no flow
Dave - a nonsense
Susannah - odd music
millie3
03-11-2013
Patrick - very good
Fiona - bit staid
Ben - bit overrated
Sophie - not good
Natalie - very beautiful
Mark - nice man
Rachel - her best
Ashley - very good
Abbey - bit boring
Dave - ridiculous now
Susannah - very enjoyable
BeckaBoots
03-11-2013
Patrick - great dance
Fiona - very wooden
Ben - best dressed
Sophie - distinctly underwhelming
Natalie - loved it
Mark - oh my
Rachel - floppy floppy
Ashley - quietly confident
Abbey - bored now
Dave- taxi time
Susanna - expected more
Rhumbatugger
03-11-2013
Patrick - quick fine
Fiona - off sweet
Ben - ass tits
Sophie - tottering mess
Natalie - VW? beautiful
Mark - Humpty Dumpty
Rachel - corpse bride
Ashley - fierce HEAD
Abbey - uncertain wraith
Dave - couldn't look
Susannah - competent life
biscuitfactory
03-11-2013
Patrick - not impressed
Fiona - perfect flapper
Ben- boring exhibitionism
Sophie - terrible again
Natalie - cut above
Mark - brilliant timing
Rachel - vast improvement
Ashley - quite unremarkable
Abbey- no hips
Dave- go now
Susannah - annoying gurning
tortoiseperson
03-11-2013
Originally Posted by ladygardener:
“There's no time for the judges to say anything else, with Bruce hogging half of the time for himself.”

THIS! it was much slicker and smooth-flowing when it was kept running nicely by Claud & Tess, not the "Brucie Vehicle" and we had time for all 4 judges to give their full comments.
tabithakitten
03-11-2013
Originally Posted by tortoiseperson:
“THIS! it was much slicker and smooth-flowing when it was kept running nicely by Claud & Tess, not the "Brucie Vehicle" and we had time for all 4 judges to give their full comments.”

Ooh, naughty tortoiseperson, it's supposed to be a two word thread.

And now I've done it as well.
*slaps own wrist*
tortoiseperson
03-11-2013
Originally Posted by tabithakitten:
“Ooh, naughty tortoiseperson, it's supposed to be a two word thread.

And now I've done it as well.
*slaps own wrist*”

Three Hail Marys and one Our Father!
fefster
03-11-2013
Patrick - Pigeon toed
Fiona - worsel Gummidge
Ben - dancing door
Sophie - insecticide needed
Natalie - Kara's watching
Mark - Bacofoil bulging
Rachel - Pasha's puppet
Ashley - devilish delight
Abby - hapless hipless
Dave - monster crash
Susannah - gurning ghoul
Fawn+1
03-11-2013
Patrick - high energy.
Fiona - saccharine bland.
Ben - still improving.
Sophie - what happened?!.
Natalie - contentious choreography
Mark - oh dear.
Rachel - Pasha tries!.
Ashley - well done!.
Abby - err, interesting....?.
Dave - enough's enough.
Susannah - me likey.
madetomeasure
03-11-2013
[quote=musicangel;69554020]Patrick - Best dance
Fiona - no confidence
Ben - lap dop
Sophie - just walking
Natalie - almost perfect
Mark - still average
Rachel - good improvement
Ashley - nice dance
Abby - was ok
Dave - still comedic
Susannah - lLove myself
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