What should be written on Brucie's cue card next week?

I reckon they should replace Darcy with Alesha just for fun.

Trigger used to get big laughs when he called Rodney, Dave.

Worked for him, not for Bruce.

Where do start? "You threw her round like a rag doll, well done!" Egh?

"Scooby dooby do, exchanging glances" - argh

And on a good day allowing the judges enogh time to say loved or not for me whilst he drones on for minutes. Here for the duration mind.